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05-21-2011, 07:53 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
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Rapture!!!!!! Rapture!!!!!!!!
Well everyone, I bid thee farewell. Tonight at 6 we're going to see serious shit going down. I'm talking things starting with an earthquake. Than birds. Snakes. An airplane. Judging by most reports, Lenny Bruce is not afraid...
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05-21-2011, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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A world without True Believers? That sounds like HEAVEN.
Coincidentally, it's a beautiful day here in NYC.
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05-21-2011, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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The weather is pretty nice here, too.
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All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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05-21-2011, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Heh heh... rapture prophesies...
There are people out there ready to pet-sit in the snowball's chance in hell that it actually happens.
http://www.yourdailyjournal.com/view...ws_left_column
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05-21-2011, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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So stoked.
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05-21-2011, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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In Denmark, it's past 18:00.
I feel cheated. I want my end of the world.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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05-21-2011, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Snap into a Slim Jim, amen.
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05-21-2011, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere you'll never reach...
Posts: 491
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Hahahahaha love that pic!
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"because somewhere in the world, someone just did..."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here."-from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
"A real friend will stab you in the front."-licence plate frame a friend & I saw
Please read My Blog!
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05-21-2011, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Hmmm.... I think we're all still here... I don't really know any one who would have been raptured...... so... fek... ah well.. rum and cokes... good laughs... hellz yeah.
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05-21-2011, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Everybody's cracking Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
That Macho Man pic is choice.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-22-2011, 04:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Well I'm disappointed...
1. I ate a lot of chocolate this morning, safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't have to go to the gym tomorrow - and now I just have to work 100 times as hard.
2. I always miss out on the good parties.
3. I feel like it was all over before it really started... Like premature evangelicaltation...
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Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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05-22-2011, 06:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Funny thing is I was dragged to church yesterday as I usually am when visiting my dad and the priest seemed disappointed he wasn't gonna 'meet his maker' SORRY your God stood you up again, you blind dipshit. If only the jesus freaks WOULD disappear then life would be everso tolerable.
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05-22-2011, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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The Rapture happened back in the year 2000. Only like, 8 people were taken.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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05-24-2011, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Stop being so stupid everyone. The rapture DID happen May 21st. The good lord just realized there was nobody was worth taking.
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