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12-24-2010, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Versus
Fruitbat - You're such a dork.
HP - I don't know. If, as a psychiatric therapist, he yells at patients to act right not because of sincere concern, but because they piss him off then I would accept that. Somehow, I doubt that the reality is so awesome.
Besides. There are other aspects to manininity that need to be considered.
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But...but...but.... oh darn it, there is no denying my dorkness.
*wanders off to find the link to the photo of Versus in uniform again*
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
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12-24-2010, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by Versus
I think you've just learned humility. Clint Eastwood is one of my favorite bad asses, but he never overtly says it. His actions are more then enough to make up for his absent vocalization of a super-ego.
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I learned it long ago, not just now.
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12-24-2010, 07:48 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I learned it long ago, not just now.
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I mean "Just" as "Simply," not "Recently."
"It's just that you've learned humility" might have been a better way for me to phrase it.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-24-2010, 08:37 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Communication has been a challenge for me today! You're the 2nd Gnetter I misunderstood today.
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12-24-2010, 11:26 PM
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#55
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Communication has been a challenge for me today! You're the 2nd Gnetter I misunderstood today.
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Happens to me all the time HP. I'm always stuffing up my communication.
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
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12-24-2010, 11:40 PM
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#56
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Also: Being gay doesn't disqualify.
Rob Halford is living proof.
Seriously. I would let him touch me.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-26-2010, 10:31 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by TheFeatheredÆtheling
Apathy seems quite manly most of the time,
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For: I'm 6''4, extremely hairy, can practically drink my own body weight in whiskey, am pretty good at practical about-the-house shit, rabidly protective of the people I care about (although I guess that one could be seen as kinda girly in a certain sense), and oh yeah - I beat a huge bastard Alsation in a fist-fight when I was freakin' nine. True story.
Against: my girlfriend earns more than me and I've been known to cry over Doctor Who. Also, if we get drunk together and I don't despise you, there WILL be man-hugs, plural.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-26-2010, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 222
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Apathy: You mean 6' 4", right?
Humane: Present perfect is a pain in the ass; don't fret.
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12-26-2010, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Ha. Yeah, I was referring to the size of my person, not my penis.
'Sides, my dick is OBVIOUSLY bigger than that anyway.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-26-2010, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I think photographic evidence is required of all the participants , performing a manly task of extreme masculinity or Danger.
E.E has a picture already in absentia, and so far he is winning due to generally being extraordinarily large and hairy and beardy, with a sizeable tool and performing a manly gesture of GRRRRR in the first image .
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12-26-2010, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
I think photographic evidence is required of all the participants , performing a manly task of extreme masculinity or Danger.
E.E has a picture already in absentia, and so far he is winning due to generally being extraordinarily large and hairy and beardy, with a sizeable tool and performing a manly gesture of GRRRRR in the first image .
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Nothing is heavier then the weight of the nation that I carry every day. I don't even put that burden down to carry groceries. I say "Fuck that noises," and carry them both at the same time.
AT THE SAME TIME.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-26-2010, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Show me your groceries!
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12-26-2010, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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2 cartons of eggs
2 cartons of Newports
1 box of Twinkies
1 loaf of bread
2 bottles of whiskey
The blood of my enemies (for chaser)
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-26-2010, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Twinkies are not manly! I tried one once, they were horrid and made of nothing but E numbers >.<
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12-26-2010, 06:43 PM
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#65
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
Twinkies are not manly! I tried one once, they were horrid and made of nothing but E numbers >.<
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdXZPcE3eA
The zombocalypse is coming, and when Z-Day finally arrives, I refuse to be the dolt who didn't enjoy the little things in life because they weren't cool enough.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-26-2010, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
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Ok that's it, Im gay.
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"It is hard to face your problem, if your problem is your face." -No face
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12-27-2010, 01:46 AM
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#67
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
2 cartons of eggs
2 cartons of Newports
1 box of Twinkies
1 loaf of bread
2 bottles of whiskey
The blood of my enemies (for chaser)
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Why Newports? They are like the worst cigarette anyone has ever come up with. With exception to Ronsons, who should stick to making lighters...
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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12-27-2010, 02:29 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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I like that they're stronger. I don't get much out of a lot of other brands.
I've never heard of Ronsons. Are they anything like Waves or Miamis?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-27-2010, 02:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Not really, they're like dried out St. Michaels. I mostly smoke Unfiltered luckies or camels.
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12-27-2010, 02:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
Not really, they're like dried out St. Michaels. I mostly smoke Unfiltered luckies or camels.
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Haha, cheers. I was going to tell you that they brought back newport non-menthol and to stay the fek away from them when I got curious when the last time they were sold was. I went on wikipedia and found this:
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A 1998 Massachusetts Department of Public Health report indicated that Newports alongside unfiltered Camel cigarettes contained the highest levels of nicotine in cigarettes on the market. In the following six years, Lorillard Tobacco increased the amount of nicotine in Newports by 10%.[6]
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I thought it was interesting.
I don't like to smoke unfiltered cigarettes though.
My lips...
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-27-2010, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
For: I'm 6''4, extremely hairy, can practically drink my own body weight in whiskey, am pretty good at practical about-the-house shit, rabidly protective of the people I care about (although I guess that one could be seen as kinda girly in a certain sense), and oh yeah - I beat a huge bastard Alsation in a fist-fight when I was freakin' nine. True story.
Against: my girlfriend earns more than me and I've been known to cry over Doctor Who. Also, if we get drunk together and I don't despise you, there WILL be man-hugs, plural.
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You answered my question in the picture post thread here, haha.
I'd have to say Child is the broest bro on GNet. Not just cuz he's my home slice but he's always reminded me of a mix between some kinda beat crossed with Tucker Maxx. Pretty manly mix..
As for my own manliness well...uh..I'm starting to grow some serious facial hair. Yah that's right take that boarding school memories of when I was a confused lad convinced I was bisexual! Even though that was jut because I got the occasional chub looking at pictures of Bolan and Bowie..
Wait a sec... I don't think I should be here
Wait a sec..
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12-27-2010, 10:36 AM
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#72
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Eh, come get drunk with me some time. We can make slurred but highly congratulatory speeches to each other about being in touch with our feminine side then cry each other to sleep spooning.
The Beats and masculinity are kind of a mixed bag. You've got your Ginsberg Beat (nerdy & earnest, possessed of the belief that poetry is the highest art form, used to moan like an old woman during buttsecks according to Cassady); your Cassady Beat (good with engines, possible deliquent); your Kerouac Beat (confused bisexual homophobe, given to abusing gays then turning up drunk at his buddies' pads demanding a blow-job at 3 a.m.; wil probably become a Republican in later life, much like Colonel Fitz from the movie American Beauty, if liver allows to survive that long). Then you have Burroughs: 100% butt-oriented and the manliest mofo and biggest misogynist of them all.
There's a little of all of them in most of us girl-men.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-27-2010, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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The manliest beat was Keroauc for sure. And that sounds good as long as we act like the spooning never happened which is the real testostrone thing to do.
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
Why Newports? They are like the worst cigarette anyone has ever come up with. With exception to Ronsons, who should stick to making lighters...
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DUH. He's black. And I'd have to say that Clippers are the worst cigarette ever to come in existence souly for the reason they're not CIGARS marketed as cigarettes and sold for $1.50. Common amongst bums.
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12-27-2010, 05:31 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
2 cartons of eggs
2 cartons of Newports
1 box of Twinkies
1 loaf of bread
2 bottles of whiskey
The blood of my enemies (for chaser)
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Ah the shopping list of the young... Just wait until you get older - it will read:
6 packets of heartburn tablets
4 packets of prunes
1 loaf of grain high fibre bread
Fruit and vegetables (because your body rejects twinkies)
1 packet of Depends/ 1 script of Viagra
1 ear trumpet
4 oxygen bottles for the emphysema (for all the ciggies)
Enemies heads are stuck on posts around the castle to show visitors aren't appreciated.
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12-27-2010, 06:43 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Ah the shopping list of the young... Just wait until you get older - it will read:
8 crutches
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I don't need a crutch, but if I did: why would I need 8 of them?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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