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Old 03-26-2008, 12:19 AM   #1
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Another Darwin candidate...

Robber Gives Victims His Phone Number
CHICAGO (CBS) ― It's not often that a robber tells his would-be victim "call me!" But it happened, on Chicago's West Side.

CBS 2's Joanie Lum reports Jose Velasquez's Mufflers 4 Less shop got more excitement than they bargained for Monday -- the first customer of the day was a masked man with a gun.

"He had his gun out, walking in the office," said mechanic Antonio Diaz.

The three mechanics on duty told him they didn't have any money and the owner would have to come in to open the safe. The man gave them his cell phone number.

"He just told us he would give us the number, and we would have to call when the owner was here and the money was going to get here," Diaz said.

Manager Jose Sida said when he left the robber said "'you better call me. If you don't, when I come back, I shoot you guys.'"

"We didn't call the owner, we called police" Diaz said.

Police told them to be calm and call the suspect. Jose Sida was stunned to be making an appointment to be robbed.

But plainclothes tactical officers posed as mechanics and waited for the man to return.

The real employees scrambled to the back room and heard gunfire. When it was over, the suspect was under arrest, with a gunshot wound to the leg.

The 18-year-old suspect was treated for non-life threatening and questioned at Illinois Masonic Hospital.

A source close to the investigation says the suspect lived close to the shop, was under house arrest and was wearing a home monitoring device on his ankle at the time of the robbery.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/thief.p....2.684109.html
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:39 AM   #2
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Ha ha ha ha! That cheered me up this morning! There's nothing you can say to that can you. Although the phrase "if he had a brain, he'd be dangerous" springs to mind...
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:12 AM   #3
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Holy cow! XD

Due to the ankle bracelet, the guy was either nuts, or SERIOUSLY should have known better.
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:30 AM   #4
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I think Spooky News has to be my fave section, just because I get to read things like this.
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:03 PM   #5
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I agree with Dark Clarissa. "If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous."
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:15 AM   #6
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I can't believe that the robber actually thought that they would really call back and not contact the police. What planet is he from??
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:26 AM   #7
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What an idiot. But hardly a candidate for the Darwin Award. Now, if he had been shot in the head...
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:28 PM   #8
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Or in the nuts. I don't think you actually have to die to get the Darwin Award, you just have to take yourself out of the gene pool before you've procreated.

If you win the Darwin Award but didn't die, do you get a trophy?
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Old 03-28-2008, 09:30 AM   #9
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If you win the Darwin Award but didn't die, do you get a trophy?
Would you WANT a trophy? Surely displaying your idiocy and inability to reproduce is not a good thing
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