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12-14-2005, 05:31 PM
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Pizza Man by Christa Faust
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Before I was a professional Dominatrix, I used to work the Peep Booths in Times Square. You know the ones, put your tokens in, the shutter slides up and you get to look through a little window at a LIVE NUDE GIRL. You can even pick up a prison-type telephone rig and talk. Our joint had something for everyone. Surgically sculpted porno queens all stiff blonde hair and big red lips. Cornfed promqueens looking like the cheerleader you always wanted to bang in High School who wouldn't look twice at you cause you were on the chess team instead of the football team. Manic crack-hos like hungry insects and voluptuous Mamacitas and sad old lushes who squeezed their sagging flesh into cheap lingerie and prayed for leftovers when the younger ones were busy. And me.
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12-18-2005, 09:26 PM
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LOL. This is HYSTERICAL!
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12-19-2005, 02:26 AM
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Yuck. I'm going to think about this the next time I eat pizza...
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12-19-2005, 08:30 PM
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Oh, wow! And I thought hamburgers were the only ones to get a "special sauce"!
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12-19-2005, 09:11 PM
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12-19-2005, 09:48 PM
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That was a quite lovely story, if a bit uninspired. I knew the whole story as soon as I read the first paragraph, the title, and your reactions.
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12-19-2005, 10:24 PM
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It was a bit well....expected, shit I can't think of the words..
It was obvious but I still laughed in digust of the Pizza Man.
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12-19-2005, 10:46 PM
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ummm...yeah....
Well it seemed like it really wanted to elicit a laugh...but it didn't really appeal to my sense of humor. The story itself isn't entirely absurd given what weird stuff people will do these days.
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12-23-2005, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Lol. It's like someone took "American Pie" one step further. Or was that two or three steps...
Think I'll be cutting Pizza from my diet for a while. Now, in order to promote the ghostly weight lost program, could we have a story about chocolate, and one about potato chips?
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01-15-2006, 01:08 PM
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Well there went my hunger for a pizza and I was wanting one. Now all I can picture is...
"Peeling off the thick crust, he turned around and stuffed it up into his loose asshole, working in and out as crumbs stuck to the surrounding hairs."
However it was rather sensual, sickening, humorous and well just unique. I wonder what will happen with the hotdog and mustard.
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01-15-2006, 08:14 PM
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I read this one a while ago actually. Caught my attention, can't imagine why.....  It was quite unexdpected on my part anyway. Very well written.
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01-18-2006, 11:56 AM
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this story was well written, and covers material oustide the mainstream. She has quite a bit of writing ability. unfortunately, her work lacks inspiration. It is entirely believable, lacks any original presentation, and these things combined with its' all to predictable storyline combine to destroy any shock value the idea has, which, obviously, was her goal.
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Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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01-19-2006, 01:45 PM
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I like it 
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01-19-2006, 01:52 PM
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I just wnted to thank her for the visual. I ate pizza the other night and I was enjoying it until it hit me. I looked down to my pizza and then down to my drink. I suddenly got a mental image and needless to say I placed down the slice and sat back. Thank you Christa Faust for the story, it kept me from eating more pizza then I should.
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01-20-2006, 06:39 PM
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I ate pizza today, I just sat there looking at it for a while before shrugging and continuing to devour half a pizza.
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07-13-2006, 08:03 AM
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A similar story about 15-20 years ago in the Penthouse Forum
described a guy mounting a large extra cheese pizza,
cumming in/on it, then eating it.
I've tried it with a baked potato; cutting a penis size
hole and stuffing it with butter.
It didn't really work though, as the potato is freaking
SCALDING on the inside.
Personally I prefer sticking it in a Lemon Pepper rotisserie chicken.
Feels like the mouth of a 14 year old girl with 3 tongue rings
and 4 lip piercings.
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07-16-2006, 04:42 AM
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I think I lost my appetite... 
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07-16-2006, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by GGJim
A similar story about 15-20 years ago in the Penthouse Forum
described a guy mounting a large extra cheese pizza,
cumming in/on it, then eating it.
I've tried it with a baked potato; cutting a penis size
hole and stuffing it with butter.
It didn't really work though, as the potato is freaking
SCALDING on the inside.
Personally I prefer sticking it in a Lemon Pepper rotisserie chicken.
Feels like the mouth of a 14 year old girl with 3 tongue rings
and 4 lip piercings.
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Dude that's fuckin nasty...i would never have sex with an animal, alive or dead...
or a potato...
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08-02-2006, 08:37 PM
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First pizza, then potatoes. Ugh!
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10-01-2006, 04:16 PM
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Was that a true story? Did that really happen?
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01-04-2007, 11:29 AM
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XD
Thanks for pointing that my way, that was a nice laugh.
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12-16-2007, 06:28 PM
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Ew! El oh well! Short, though. Short and... EW! :^)
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12-16-2007, 06:48 PM
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there are things in this world that cannot be unseen.
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03-24-2008, 07:45 PM
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Quite bizarre, honestly.
Not bad, but bizarre.
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03-26-2008, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: USA PA (the land of the Amish and French fries in salads)
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LOL What a laugh. I'm going to remember that for a long time. Good job!
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