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01-28-2007, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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The Death Clock
The Death Clock!
It basicly shows you how long you have left to live! I'm apperently going to die Monday, March 11, 2041. I hate mondays...
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01-28-2007, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 459
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, January 22, 2023
Well, fuck me.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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01-29-2007, 05:32 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 1,830
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Tuesday 2 Nov. 2083. Heck, why should I bother...
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However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
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01-29-2007, 05:44 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Finland
Posts: 19
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Tuesday, September 28, 2083...
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01-29-2007, 07:18 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 20
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, January 10, 2079
so i think i have quiet a while then? haha
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01-29-2007, 08:36 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 459
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Originally Posted by Minyaliel
Tuesday 2 Nov. 2083. Heck, why should I bother...
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Why should you bother?
Ahem. You have 60 years over me.
Selfish git.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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01-29-2007, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Utah
Posts: 64
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Saturday, March 9, 2041
....sweet, I won't get old. This is good news.
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01-30-2007, 12:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
Posts: 152
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awww my computer won't let me play 
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01-30-2007, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Maryland, USA
Posts: 122
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I'm going to die Tuesday, April 21, 2065.
Well at least i only got to my 60's. At least I don't have to suffer with all the bullshit of getting social security and the such. And to think If i was optimistic, I would like 20 more years.
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02-04-2007, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
Posts: 152
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Wednesday, May 9, 2091 wow i will be very old. Damn it I don't want to live that long!!!
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02-08-2007, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Aboard the Babel-13
Posts: 146
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Apparently I'm going to die on my 100th birthday...well, that better be after I've eaten the cake.
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02-08-2007, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
Posts: 152
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Damn straight.
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02-08-2007, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: England
Posts: 26
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I'm supposed to die on Thursday, November 17, 2061. Quite a long life then.
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02-08-2007, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Here.
Posts: 149
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I'm scheduled to die at..
Tuesday, December 17, 2069
Sometimes I just don't want to grow old.. Hrmmm.
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02-08-2007, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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I will expire (if all goes well) on Saturday, April 3, 2055, assuming I avoid auto accidents, murder, hospital malpractice, war, famine, disease, hypothermia, drowning, electrocution, and wild animals.
Hopefully by then I will have built my mausoleum, which should be able to last longer than the number of years I lived.
Then cradle or Maggot can tag it.
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02-08-2007, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Here.
Posts: 149
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Hopefully by then I will have built my mausoleum, which should be able to last longer than the number of years I lived.
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Sounds like a plan. Although, I'll probally die earlier by some odd disease that no one's heard of. Then I'll be like.. HA! I formed some sort of disease that no one has! O_O FEAR ME.
..I'm done.
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02-11-2007, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cleveland, OH
Posts: 79
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Well, I for one plan on living forever. So there.
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02-13-2007, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Draygorn
And if you're taking a walk through the garden of life
What do you think you'd expect you would see?
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Flowers...and weeds. Maybe a gopher or two. And ants. Maybe Adam.
Maybe Adam and the Ants.
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02-14-2007, 05:31 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 140
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, December 9, 2071
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02-14-2007, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 9
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, December 17, 2045
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03-25-2007, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 68
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Saturday, August 3, 2069
wow...I thought I'd live to be over 100 but sadly no.
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03-25-2007, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Diego, CA. USA
Posts: 355
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My personal day of death is: Friday, April 23, 2032
I only have 25 years to live. O'well, dying at age 55 doesn't sound as bad.
At least I wont have to edure the pain of being an old woman. Besides, they say we are supose to get hit by a huge asteroid around that time, so it's perfect timing. See... here's the link. http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp...28365>1=8991
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03-25-2007, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Belgium
Posts: 87
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Saturday, March 15, 2070. A saturday... Made my day.
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03-25-2007, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Neverwhere
Posts: 320
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I've done the Death Clock a few times trying to be honest with the statistics and I'm always kicking it in the same year, give or take a few months. I think the year was 2050 or something, asteroid notwithstanding.
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03-25-2007, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Chicago
Posts: 174
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Saturday, January 6, 2057
Five days after my birthday. Fun. x_x
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