Auto-fellatio - Page 4

winged_dreams · 09-15-2005, 06:06 PM

One of the people I work with said that if he could suck his own cock he would never leave the house. XD This is an old thread.

ice · 09-15-2005, 06:36 PM

I never thought this thread would ever see the light of day after I was done with it...

I guess I was wrong!

I have a feeling we're going to see more dumb Tiberius threads now..

But I've heard a certain member could perfom self-rewarding acts upon themself... >.>

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ice

I never thought this thread would ever see the light of day after I was done with it...

I guess I was wrong!

I have a feeling we're going to see more dumb Tiberius threads now..

But I've heard a certain member could perfom self-rewarding acts upon themself... >.>

HA!!

Yeah I did it just to agg you..

And do tell, which one of us is limber enough to lick his own trouser trout??

Cmon, whisper it..

I won't tell anyone..

ice · 09-15-2005, 07:46 PM

I can't divulge this top-secret information at this time... but it's an inverted trout I think, that this person could reward with their tongue. Think about it. :P

edible_eye · 09-16-2005, 08:35 AM

xnguela...

... you're fuckin' hot.

and just be careful about all that auto-fellatio stuff, everyone. this guy tried it...

and missed.

1TOOMANY · 09-16-2005, 10:11 AM

Good god, a whole entire thread dedicated to sucking one's own Kack. I thought about it once when i was about 16. But I mean come on do you really want a dick in your mouth fellas, yours or not I find it creepy. But then again i am straight. If you want to suck a Kack yours or not it's still a dick so doesn't that make you gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that but maybe it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.?.?

NoneSuch · 09-16-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 1TOOMANY

Good god, a whole entire thread dedicated to sucking one's own Kack. I thought about it once when i was about 16. But I mean come on do you really want a dick in your mouth fellas, yours or not I find it creepy. But then again i am straight. If you want to suck a Kack yours or not it's still a dick so doesn't that make you gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that but maybe it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.?.?

Well thats kinda like saying masturbating is gay.. because your rubbing a cock... anyway there is nothing wrong with being gay now

1TOOMANY · 09-16-2005, 01:52 PM

You really want me to go into detail about the differences.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-16-2005, 01:58 PM

This oughta be educational..

Will there be visual aids?

A flow chart?

Something...

1TOOMANY · 09-16-2005, 02:02 PM

HaHa, If you got a dick in your mouth and a nut in each eyesocket how would you see the porn(visual aids)?
And talk about flow charts......Oh, boy

Disfunction · 09-16-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tiberius

Actually felatio is the use of the mouth on genitals, not just the sucking of a dick. So yes, girls can do it and i know a few who can, but they have taken yoga and had ribs removed to do it, which is a little extreme just to get an orgasm.

This must be old as all hell, but I just saw this and decided to respond with

http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=fellatio

and

http://hyperdictionary.com/search.as...ne=Cunnilingus

Before even regarding potential responses of a similar like, even though I'm certain it's been done.

NoneSuch · 09-16-2005, 03:25 PM

Its really similiar.. just requires a bit of lip action /=
But anyway I find it just a bit wierd that someone would actually want to put there own... cock in there mouth lets just hope they dont go all the way if you know what I mean ;-)

Star of Blight · 09-16-2005, 07:13 PM

Thanks for unlocking this little gem of human stupidity.

Honestly, no I wouldn't...god gave me hands to jerk off with and I'm stickin' with that.

You know....since that "getting layed" thing doesn't happen.

Stop looking at me like that.....

*runs away*

Disfunction · 09-16-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoneSuch

Its really similiar.. just requires a bit of lip action /=
But anyway I find it just a bit wierd that someone would actually want to put there own... cock in there mouth lets just hope they dont go all the way if you know what I mean ;-)

I find it no stranger than someone wanting to have someone else's cock shoved in their mouth.

winged_dreams · 09-16-2005, 08:12 PM

Penises are funny!

NyQuil of Doom · 09-17-2005, 08:11 PM

I have no desire to orally stimulate myself, but this thread is hilarious.

NoneSuch · 09-18-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Disfunction

I find it no stranger than someone wanting to have someone else's cock shoved in their mouth.

Thats stange ? XD

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-19-2005, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by NyQuil of Doom

I have no desire to orally stimulate myself, but this thread is hilarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

Penises are funny!

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1TOOMANY · 09-19-2005, 10:19 AM

Unless you're a dude, you don't find a girl laughing so funny.
And no i don't know by experience. At least that's my story, ha ha.

wikked · 09-19-2005, 11:18 AM

This reminds me of a book I once got at the library when I was in junior high. I was really in to interpetations of dreams at the time. I was reading random interpretations, and one was about a man dreaming of kissing his own tallywacker. It meant that he was going to have a son.

I can't lick myself... I don't think I'd want to. Bob's (Battery Operated Buddy) good enough for me. But... I think I'd like to see a guy do it, sounds kind of hot. Yes... I'm odd.

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 06:40 AM

i can't perform fellatio on myself even if i could bend like that. don't have the proper machinery.

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 06:41 AM

I saw a guy wearing an awesome shirt the other day. It read, "I am the man from Nantucket"

Disfunction · 10-21-2005, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

What do you mean, machinery? Everyone can receive oral sex...

But not everyone can receive fellatio!

Disfunction · 10-21-2005, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NoneSuch

Thats stange ? XD

A penis is a penis is a penis. A mouth is a mouth is a mouth. One's person's genitals, or your own. At least you know where yours have been or what's been inside.

Disfunction · 10-21-2005, 08:14 AM

Fellatio: Oral stimulation of the penis.
Cunnilingus: Oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

And the difference 'tween the two "auto" variations is primarily in the fact that some instances of auto-fellatio can be accounted for, while none such examples exist for auto-cunnilingus.