Father Ted

[gkb]

Ted : Now remember Dougal, don’t call Bishop Brennan Len.

Dougal : Righto, Ted.

Ted : What must you not call him?

Dougal : Len

Ted : Have you got that?

Dougal : I have Ted.

Ted : You sure?

Dougal : I am.

Ted : What must you not call him?

Dougal : Len.

Dougal : Len, Len, Len, Len, Len

Bishop Brennan walks in.

Dougal : Hello Len!

[Wise Child]

"Ted! Did Len find the rabbits?"

Len: [to Ted] "WHAT did he say?"

[Ted sputters and shits self at prospect of Len finding rabbits]

Len: [down the stairs] "you'll address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!"

[spookypurple]

"He has the mind of a spider.... but the body of a baby!"

(I may have misquoted there slightly)


Careful now.....