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Old 11-28-2014, 03:54 PM   #1
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The Everyday Vampire

Everyone moves with the times. Don't they?

"There’s questions… There’s always questions. So I have a choice. Three, actually (let me know if there are more)

1) I can answer the same old questions each time anybody and everybody asks, once they’ve twigged about me (or once I’ve just come straight out and told them – there are some people out there who really aren’t that bright);

2) I can wait till someone asks those same old questions, at which point I whip my coat open to reveal a billboard carefully inscribed with all the answers. That way, I don’t have to go over it all again for the umpty-umpth time. However, it only takes one person to get the wrong idea about my intentions and I end up in a police cell charged with goodness knows what…

or

3) Er…. This. Just keep reading…"


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Old 11-30-2014, 08:26 AM   #2
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Post Edv2

So, was I born like this or was I turned? That’s what you wanted to ask, wasn’t it? I mean, I’m obviously real, so…

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Old 12-03-2014, 04:43 PM   #3
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For the record...

Shall I tell you about the things I can do????

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Old 12-06-2014, 09:10 AM   #4
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Bats, breakages and bodices

"If you’re interested, I can share some of my secrets… things that anyone can do. But you’ll have to ask nicely."

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Old 12-08-2014, 12:47 PM   #5
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Wink Genetics Schmenetics!

"Can someone be turned into a vampire?

Actually, the real question is, if we were to meet, would I bite you?"


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Old 12-12-2014, 09:17 AM   #6
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Ding Dong Merrily On Huh

"...I do have a delightful little pick-me-up. It’s one of my little secrets that I’ll let you in on."

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Old 01-05-2015, 04:18 AM   #7
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The Four Signs Of Madness

"Get over it, ducks…."


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Old 01-05-2015, 04:21 AM   #8
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Ooops. Better late than..... you know.

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Old 01-06-2015, 05:14 PM   #9
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Letting it go - Diary of an everyday vampire

'There are some rules that make perfect sense to follow – like “don’t jump off an eight storey building into a cup of water.” That one never ends well.'


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HAPPY NEW (ish) YEAR!
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Old 01-09-2015, 09:25 AM   #10
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"You keep using that word..."

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Old 01-16-2015, 05:04 AM   #11
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Smoke and Mirrora pt 1

So what exactly is spectrophobia anyway?
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...irrors-part-1/
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Old 01-23-2015, 02:33 PM   #12
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Smoke and Mirrors part 2

Why do strange things always happen in butchers shops?

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Old 03-13-2015, 10:54 AM   #13
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Because you're worth it...

Keep young and beautiful.
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Old 03-13-2015, 02:37 PM   #14
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A Rose By Any Other Name...

...would smell as sweet?


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Old 04-03-2015, 04:51 AM   #15
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Discreetly discrete

Discretion is the safest part of valour....

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Old 04-03-2015, 04:53 AM   #16
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Having a Wild time

Got large?

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Old 04-03-2015, 04:54 AM   #17
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Rising to the bait

Rise??!!

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Old 04-03-2015, 04:55 AM   #18
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Old 04-03-2015, 04:56 AM   #19
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Donkeys and Bottoms

Being a bit cock-a-donkey...

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Old 04-03-2015, 04:57 AM   #20
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Driving Me Round The Bend

It's a short journey...

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Old 04-03-2015, 04:58 AM   #21
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Unscrambling eggs

And all up to date...

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Old 06-13-2015, 09:35 AM   #22
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What scares a vampire?

You may be surprised...

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Old 10-01-2015, 12:30 PM   #23
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Trigger-Happy

Humans are soooo touchy....

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Old 10-02-2015, 02:33 AM   #24
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The Everyday Vampire - Come fly with me

I mean, everyone flies in their sleep, don't they?

Don't they?

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Old 10-03-2015, 12:45 AM   #25
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For how short a while man speaks, and withal how vainly. And for how long he is silent. Only the other day I met a king in Thebes, who had been silent already for four thousand years.

- Lord Dunsany, The Idle City
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