I got some shit to say.
A Christian Conservative Closeted homosexual lawyer professor and preacher was teaching a class on Trickle-down economics. 'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Reagan and accept he was the most highly created being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ.
At this moment, a brave, communist, handsome, pro-choice Spetznaz champion who had server 15 000 tours of duty who was charitable and hardworking, and fully understood the necessity of socialist revolution and fully supported all military decisions made by the USSR stood and held up a rock.
'How old is this rock?'
The arrogant professor smirked quite Conservatively and smugly replied, "5000 years you ignorant atheist."
'Wrong. It's been 4.6 billion years since the planet formed it, if it was 5000 years and creationism, as you say, is real...then it should be christian now."
The lanky and irreputable professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Bible. He stormed out of the room with conservative crocodile tears streaming down his face.
The student all applauded and all registered Socialist that day and accepted Atheism. A bear named 'Communism' walked into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear upon the chalkboard. The Internationale was sung several times, and Karl Marx himself showed up and enacted class warfare across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. After losing all of his stolen Christian gold he dies of the complications from an unaborted pregnancy and was tossed into a sea of nothingness.
Actually, I don't. I just thought this was funny.
"Women hold up half the sky" -Mao