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Old 05-09-2005, 05:47 PM   #526
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I hatched another idiotic plan; hopefully I have the guts to pull it off.

And if I do pull it off, hopefully I have the tact to do it without being misunderstood.

Fookyeah.
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:55 PM   #527
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Ice, I hope whatever you're doing works ^.^ It sounds like fun!

I hafta get a bunch of blood drawn tomorrow. Whee.
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:30 PM   #528
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Ice's plans are always interesting to hear about... in the wake of an aftermath. Like the time he wore a shemagh wrapped around his face like a terrorist to school and gave a report in French class on masturbation with it on.

>.<

Oh the stories you'll have to tell the grandkids one day.
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:39 PM   #529
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I wasn't a terrorist. I was an SAS Desert Commando... and I gave a
"Culture Project" presentation on a fine piece of French music - J'ai Un Petit Probleme Dans mon Pantalon (forgive me if I've got the word gender wrong). It wasn't about masturbation, it was a touching song about how a man just couldn't get it up. He tried Viagra, he tried French Porn stars, he tried hot-sauce, he tried "the adhesive plaster that hurt so bad I don't even want to talk about it". Poor guy. He finally got it up in the end, but then he found out his pubes were on fire. :cry:

Either way... I got some pretty good rumours out of the Shemagh, and an F on my Culture Project that day. I so kick ass. I mean, DUDE! I got expelled and then threatened one of the rednecks with a bowie knife!!! How just freaking awesome are my rumours?
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:44 PM   #530
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Ice, it was terrorist style. Escorts in Bin-Laden videos wear 'em that way.

:roll:
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:50 PM   #531
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Oh dear.... Ice, dude, you're really fucked up!


I'm so proud of you. And the little problem in your trousers was properly written.

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? You don't have to go stampeding for the clitoris. Give her a kiss, boy."

Don't know why. It just came to mind.
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:00 PM   #532
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Ice, it was terrorist style. Escorts in Bin-Laden videos wear 'em that way. :roll:
Come on, Binks, just 'cause rednecks use cowboy hats, you can't assume everyone with a 10-gallon is a redneck.

The black and white palestinian ones are very popular here. There are many different ways to wear it. The style used by terrorists is nothing but the one used to breathe during the khamsin (sandstorm).

They kick ass.


Or should I say they blow up their asses? :shock:
-Yassir!

"The storms are frequently followed by the haboob, which is the Bedouin term for 'the worst possible combination of things.' These brown thunder storms race along, embedded in the sandstorm itself, dumping tons of mud-ladden water as they go... A typical khamsin depression will cover an area of 60 to 100 miles in diameter, and last from 36 to 48 hours... Under such conditions, radar is hampered, reconnaissance is difficult."


I suggest the coalition forces get issued with these, because:
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:05 PM   #533
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Mmmhmm... and people only really use ski-masks for skiing. :P
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:23 PM   #534
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Nope, but if you're in Colorado in winter and see someone with one, do you call him a terrorist? Should I call everyone who wears a cowboy hat a redneck racist hick?

Nope. So why is a guy in the middle East a terrorist for wearing one?

Sure, if he's shooting a Kalashnikov in the air while screaming "Death to all foreigners" and is wearing one of those, we can assume he has more than a dislike for the local tourist industry . But otherwise...

Oh, and that thing in the background of the pic of the US base in Iraq (above post) isn't a mountain. It's a freaking incomig sandstorm. There is a practical purpose for them thingies.

Hang on, I just remembered cowboys wore neckerchiefs for the same reasons, so I'm gonna call them redneck racist hick terrorists. So there :P
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:35 PM   #535
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If it's 70 degrees out and you walk into a school with a ski-mask on, what's the first thing you're thinking about this person? Well, don't answer that question, Mael, cause for you, it'd probably be, "Wow, I wonder how much ganja that guy's got in his trunk."

:lol:

Shemaghs are commonly used to hide a person's identity, Mael. Like ski-maskes. If you're walking around in an area where there's obviously no sand storms (i.e. Northern Afghanistan), then why the hell else are they wearing them... while they're standing next to one of the most wanted terrorists in the world... while being video taped? Common fashion statement?
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:45 PM   #536
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Damn straight!
And don't forget clan pride, as the different patterns and colours are used identify your clan/tribe (red and White for Saudis, Black and white for palestinians and so on) much like the kilts to the Scottish.
And knowing they wear no underwear with the kilts, does it seem an appropriate attire for the scottish weather?

And just who the hell is a muslim terrorist hiding his face from in N. Afghanistan? It's not like they care if a white man sees their face. And every local for miles around knows exactly who is a terrorist or not.
N. Afghanistan has very cold weather in winter (as the coalition forces found out a month after they invaded during fucking Ramadann), something for which the Shemaghs are also used.

The palestinian one I wear proudly, but the saudi ones make for a great TP substitute. :shock:

Next! :P
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:56 PM   #537
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Yessir!
Is that kinda like Yassir?

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Old 05-09-2005, 08:56 PM   #538
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It was a meeting being video taped and thrown at the media over there! They'd be hiding from the CIA analysts that are going to get ahold of a copy and figure out who everyone is in it. Not everyone wants to be recognizably on the US hit-list that escorts Bin Laden around up there. Kinda like video taped Hamas grunts don't want their faces to be shown to the entire world, due to the fact that they'd end up on an Isreali hit-list.

Besides, shemaghs are made of a really thin material so they don't exactly provide the best source of warmth. Bin Laden 'n friends are perfectly comfortable with just a beard.

And I think you've got shemaghs mixed up with Shoras? Or at least I'm talking about wrapping them completely around the face, not just as a head dress (hence "terrorist-style").
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:08 PM   #539
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You're completely right, of course. You win this round. :evil:

I really think the only difference between a shora and a shemagh is that the latter is larger, and the 1st requires that circular thingamabob to hold it down on the head.

Innit?

Because I'm pretty sure the shora can cover the mouth and nose. Not wrapping around like the shemagh but around the mouth and nose and tucked in above the ears in that circular thingamabob.
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Like the time he wore a shemagh wrapped around his face like a terrorist to school and gave a report in French class on masturbation with it on.

>.<

Oh the stories you'll have to tell the grandkids one day.
Oh man...that still has me hurting from laughter! Not laughing AT you ice, just the description of that, the idea someone would be so embarrassed to talk about that they'd wear a mask in front of a class! Like they wouldn't know who it is!

:lol:

But you wore it TO school? That, if true, might seem a bit offto your classmates. Trust me you don't wanna stick out like that and give those cruel little bastards fodder. Unless you have the Arafat grenades strapped on to complete the outfit, then I suppose they'd keep quiet.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:14 PM   #541
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LOL. Like a bandana? Like gang members use?
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:17 PM   #542
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LOL... oh man, this is exactly what he looked like at school:



...minus the ice pick.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:24 PM   #543
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Goddamnitwoman! Of course not (shit, I can just picture Bin Laden throwing gang signs like the Crips and Bloods :? . (shudder)

Alright. Arafat always wore one, so imagine he blew his nose with it without taking it off. Follow through with the hand and smear the snot on the ear opposite the hand you're using. You just tuck in the tip under the circular thingamabob.

Shit, my explanations are getting more and more confusing and I haven't smoked shit all day. Maybe it's some sort of THC cold-turkey effect.

I'll try and find a pic.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:30 PM   #544
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Q - What's worse than towel-head terrorists?


A - Commie towel-head terrorists!!!

http://www.commun.org/

Shit, that's a weird webpage.
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"The French talk just like Pepe Le Pu,
and spank it til they shoot man goo.

Their body odors are the worst
while they stroke their french fries til they burst.

If they aren't surrendering with their hands in the air,
you'll find them in their pants fiddling down there."



Beautiful, ice. I'd have given you an A+

Did they really give you an F for your efforts? That is not right, not right at all.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:47 PM   #546
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What, me terrorist?


No, in all seriousness, I only wore it before school, during first and second period, during break, during third and fourth period, during lunch and during sixth period. I wasn't about to wear that to Gym... I mean... a shemagh and blue and grey Gym shorts and uniform... nahhhh...

And plus? Which asshole's going to pick on me (no pun in tended^^) when I allegedly threatened a red-neck with a bowie knife? :lol:

edit: yeah. Madame Quinby gave me an F 'cause she was "offended". Actually, it was an "incomplete" but whatever.
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No matter how much shit you get ice, you will never have it as bad as poor Nickypoo in school. Here is a direct quote from his autobiographical piece, "The Tormented Scribe". I bolded the 'direct quote' part because what he says couldn't be made up if you tried:

The last day of school they’ve locked him in a locker with a thing full of scorpions. The things they would say when they locked him in a locker were, “Enjoy your tomb you f**king freak,” or “Hope the scorpions don’t get to you.” They kept with the bullying well into his entering of junior college at Harper Community College in Palatine, Illinois. The things they did at the college to him were tossing animal blood on him every chance they got or thrown human waste at him in some form. He always came in the door covered in human nuts.

So, even if you show up looking like a terrorist, you'll more than likely never show up coveredin human nuts.
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So thats where your sig line came from! I was wondering about that.

:lol:

And ice, that's bad gun discipline, bee itch. Finger is on the trigger while you've got the gun in semi? And uh... were you even wearing a shirt under that?

>.<
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:37 PM   #549
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Ice... to me, you are always surrounded by mystery.
It turned out I didn't get blood drawn. I woke up early, missed a day of school, was forced to eat something besides cereal for breakfast, took a two hour ride to the hospital... "I'm sorry, you're doctor gave you the form for the red cross... here, fill out this one." "Social Security number," Says my dad. 'Jane, do you know it?" "Nope." "Well, it's just a precaustion that our insurance doesn't cover and started with the AIDs scare, anyway. Let's go to Granny's house and have lunch."

I find it odd that the nurses at the hospital thought I was an adult, but I was nearly charged with a kids meal (again) at Ponderosa.

... and my font color is gone 0.o I feel funny...
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Binkz: chill out, jeeze. I had just popped (multiple) caps in some insurgent ass. Gimme a break! I mean, jeeze. I wear their garb to infiltrate their ranks and then you chastise me for having my finger on the trigger!

You wouldn't say that about Robocop or the Terminator or Rocky, would you?!

I thought not!
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