the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 72

Aaroneet · 07-07-2007, 12:25 PM

Granted, but you would gradually lose yourself so you could please her, until you are no more than the vacant eyes that seem to beam at everything in disgust.

I wish I didn't let others offend me.

PutridLily · 07-07-2007, 12:53 PM

Granted. You no longer realize when people say things which are intended to be offensive to you. Thus making you look like a dork when you make friendly conversation with a person who's just insuted you.

I wish I wasn't home alone.

Aaroneet · 07-07-2007, 12:56 PM

Granted, but your personal space would be invaded to the point where you become eternally insane, and are condemned to life in an institution.

I wish my friend would answer my IMs.

bleedingheart344 · 07-07-2007, 01:36 PM

Granted, but little do you know, it's not really you're friend. He/she was killed in his/her house.
I wish I could find something to do.

Aaroneet · 07-07-2007, 02:45 PM

Granted, but you become so preoccupied with whatever it is that you do that you never leave your room because you can't be involved with your activity anywhere else, thus wasting your life away.

I wish I had nothing to do.

Lapin · 07-07-2007, 03:13 PM

Granted. You have nothing to do because you're now dead.

I wish I had a drink.

PutridLily · 07-07-2007, 03:45 PM

Granted. You cough and choke on it.

I wish I had doughnuts.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-07-2007, 03:51 PM

Granted. But they're poisonous.

I wish I had a ticket to the Underage Festival.

Aaroneet · 07-07-2007, 04:04 PM

Granted, but you would leave and never come back.

I wish I could go to a Cyclones game tomorrow.

Lapin · 07-07-2007, 04:33 PM

Granted. But they lose so horribly they give up the game forever.

I wish Mp's weren't so awfully nosy.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-09-2007, 11:06 AM

Granted* But now they won't work at all

I wish I could put more hours in at work.

biohazard · 07-09-2007, 08:46 PM

Granted, but you sacrifice too much sleep time for it, and end up getting to work tired every day, and falling asleep in it.

I wish that I could control time(time stop and time travel).

Ishkabibble · 07-09-2007, 08:49 PM

Granted, but then you get stuck while stopping time, leaving you in for a life of eternal solitude, and yes, loads of places to visit, but you're just too lonely to go out and explore.

I wish I had more Spearmint flavoured gum.

biohazard · 07-09-2007, 09:42 PM

Granted, but the gum alters your tongue so that any food you eat will taste like rotten meat.

I wish that my happiness would not end.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-10-2007, 09:32 AM

Granted* Happiness is with you til your dieing day. Unfortunatley happiness suck the life out of you at an accelerated rate, therefore, you only live for another week. Happy thoughts.

I wish I had a magic mirror to see what my freinds were up to.

raineofblood · 07-10-2007, 12:54 PM

Granted. But The mirror causes them to be up to the worst, most corrupt things. In the end they will plot your death and before you can run away they murder you brutally.

I wish I could find my tuner..

shadow__ · 07-10-2007, 02:41 PM

You find it. But the tuner isn't working properly and all your instruments end up slightly out of tune, and you never realize it (NOOO).

I wish i lived in an underworld (the movie) like setting

biohazard · 07-10-2007, 10:23 PM

Granted, but real vampires also come with it, and eventually one of them kills you for money.

I wish that my sister would not be punished for something she did today...

Aaroneet · 07-12-2007, 03:22 PM

Granted, but the punishment is enough for her to suffer a mental breakdown, making her into a drone, and nevermore the sister you so dearly loved.

I wish I could find something to eat.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-13-2007, 08:23 AM

Granted* but the only thing to eat is the carcass of a dead rat, which you catch the haunta virus from after eating.

I wish I could finich my book, The Stand, so I could move on to others

Aaroneet · 07-13-2007, 02:17 PM

Granted, but you read through it so quickly that you don't remember what happened in the end. You are asked to write a paper on said book, and you fail miserably because you don't remember the plot, causing you to fail the class.

I wish I could start my summer reading so that I don't have to finish it at the last possible minute.

biohazard · 07-16-2007, 09:52 PM

Granted, but it absorbs most of your free time and you get almost no time to be on g-net anymore.

I wish that I wouldn`t feel so lonely.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-17-2007, 08:33 AM

Granted* Now you feel angry, causing yourself to go over the egde and kill most of your friends/coworkers.

I wish I could get paid more at work.

Aaroneet · 07-17-2007, 02:25 PM

Granted, but you get paid so much that your greed makes you corrupt, causing you to eventually lose your job.

I wish my "little charge" would stop throwing temper-tantrums.

Haex · 07-18-2007, 12:19 AM

Granted, your 'little charge' has a brain aneurysm resulting in a severe stroke, leaving them in a catatonic state, never to have a temper-tantrum again...

I wish there was a gigantic super-intelligent flying cuttlefish named "T'Ra-el", that was worshiped as a god and stole babies from stupid people to snack upon with its tentacles(how could that possibly go wrong?).