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Forum: General 11-18-2011, 03:00 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,570
Posted By Lapin
Maybe I'm Apologizing

Or not.

Anyway.

We, all of us using this account, feel the need to tell you the truth. You might have noticed me (us) being kind of a bitch.

Anyway, after Lapin left here, she ended up on a...
Forum: Introductions 11-18-2011, 02:04 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
Bite me. I didn't say it was an...

Bite me.



I didn't say it was an excuse. I said it was what I did.
Forum: Introductions 11-18-2011, 10:19 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
My, my, I don't even need to be here for you lot...

My, my, I don't even need to be here for you lot to argue, do I?

Okay, let me elaborate.

Humane posted a picture. A picture I haven't seen in years, since the computer it was on was broken in...
Forum: Music 11-17-2011, 03:16 PM
Replies: 858
Views: 170,661
Posted By Lapin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg&ob=av2e...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg&ob=av2e

It's catchy.

Like syphilis.

Incidentally, some strains of syphilis are now able to resist penicillin. So, you know, if any of you were...
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2011, 03:05 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
He actually gets his eyebrows taken care of....

He actually gets his eyebrows taken care of. Because he loves me and if I mock him mercilessly for having a unibrow, he'd eventually snap and kill me. And then he would be lonely.
Forum: Politics 11-16-2011, 08:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,375
Posted By Lapin
Well, first she has to fetch you your slippers....

Well, first she has to fetch you your slippers. Priorities man.
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 08:09 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,454
Posted By Lapin
Sounds like an economically sound idea to me.

Sounds like an economically sound idea to me.
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 07:55 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
Also, it's really weird seeing my face like that.

Also, it's really weird seeing my face like that.
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 07:45 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
...I remember you. I remember that picture. ...

...I remember you. I remember that picture.

The one on the left died in Iraq two years ago and the one on the right ended up with a drug problem.

Thanks for the reminder.
Forum: Politics 11-16-2011, 07:11 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,375
Posted By Lapin
...So you're going to eat the fat people first...

...So you're going to eat the fat people first then?
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 06:57 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,714
Posted By Lapin
So....is there a choice about that impregnation...

So....is there a choice about that impregnation thing? Or can I just sacrifice some virgins to you? Lord knows, there are plenty around.
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 06:33 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, my husband likes women.

Yeah, my husband likes women.
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 06:31 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,454
Posted By Lapin
Fixed that for you.

Fixed that for you.
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 06:01 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
Don't feel sad, I never had one in the first...

Don't feel sad, I never had one in the first place. The shame of being female is upon me. The husband lords his impressive beard and mustache over me every day.

Damn Afghanis and their ability to...
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 05:31 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,454
Posted By Lapin
Of course I have enough awesome to back up my...

Of course I have enough awesome to back up my arrogance. I'm Awesome with a capital 'A', and the world at large should know it. Everyone should bow down to my Awesomeness and agree with me on every...
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 05:10 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
"Lapin" backwards probably sounds more like...

"Lapin" backwards probably sounds more like "Nepal", as in the country. You have to say it with the proper French accent. A twirly mustache helps with that.
Forum: Commentary 11-16-2011, 05:08 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,449
Posted By Lapin
Sometime after the railroad companies stopped...

Sometime after the railroad companies stopped having them massacred, yeah.
Forum: Whining 11-16-2011, 11:13 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 8,405
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, I didn't notice the dates until after, and...

Yeah, I didn't notice the dates until after, and at that point my attention span had wandered off again. I'm getting used to the way this forum looks again, might take me a minute.

I also tend to...
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 11:09 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,214
Posted By Lapin
Ogas was quoted in the article. Ogas did poor...

Ogas was quoted in the article. Ogas did poor research. This was pointed out, and someone felt the need to act like I did something terrible.

I didn't say fuck all about Diamond, and when I look...
Forum: Fashion 11-16-2011, 10:44 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 14,678
Posted By Lapin
And some of us think people getting hurt is...

And some of us think people getting hurt is hilarious.

Some of us.
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 10:40 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,214
Posted By Lapin
Awwwwww, what a cute little thing you are. I feel...

Awwwwww, what a cute little thing you are. I feel so bad when people aren't clever enough to actually think of responses to flaws I point out. What's wrong, did I use too many big words?

Let me...
Forum: Fashion 11-16-2011, 09:18 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 14,678
Posted By Lapin
Some of us like looking like presentable members...

Some of us like looking like presentable members of society. And working in a lab with dangerous acids while wearing something that looks like it went through a shredder seems like it might end in...
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 08:59 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,214
Posted By Lapin
Uh-huh. Okay, apparently, I'm the only one...

Uh-huh.

Okay, apparently, I'm the only one in here with any scientific training at all. Because I'm not seeing the key words of "peer reviewed" anywhere there. Guess what that means? It means no...
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 08:49 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
Hey. No, I won't conform to your stupid...

Hey.

No, I won't conform to your stupid word requirement. I thought this was a site about non-conformity?
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 08:47 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,454
Posted By Lapin
Ha. No seriously, all of that made me laugh....

Ha.

No seriously, all of that made me laugh. Really? Really? People are concerned about some white trash on the Internet? What are they going to do? Crawl out of their trailer park and get you?...
Forum: Commentary 11-16-2011, 08:36 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,449
Posted By Lapin
Because a species still on the "at risk" list...

Because a species still on the "at risk" list thanks to over-hunting and stupidity makes a totally cute earring.

Actually, considering how the near extinction of the buffalo destroyed the First...
Forum: Whining 11-16-2011, 08:33 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 8,405
Posted By Lapin
They have night vision goggles because...

They have night vision goggles because independent military suppliers don't give a damn who they sell to as long as they make their bottom line. Also, there's this thing known as the Internet, and...
Forum: Shill 11-16-2011, 08:29 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,112
Posted By Lapin
Jesus isn't going to save you because Yeshuah of...

Jesus isn't going to save you because Yeshuah of Nazareth has been dead for about two thousand years, and he crumbled away to dust in that time frame, because they didn't mummify folks. I'm insulted...
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 08:17 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Lapin
I Came Back

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I work for a plant nursery.

2. Where are you from?

Where are you from?

3. Who is your favorite author?
Forum: General 09-17-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,716,033
Posted By Lapin
Money ------

Money
------
Forum: General 08-05-2008, 07:51 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 9,619
Posted By Lapin
My head hurts. Go away.

My head hurts. Go away.
Forum: General 08-04-2008, 09:58 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Damn. And I even wrote her a poem. Granted, it...

Damn. And I even wrote her a poem. Granted, it wasn't very good, but still. It was a poem.
Forum: Introductions 08-04-2008, 09:57 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
(Lapin actually owns a Hello Kitty hankie) ...

(Lapin actually owns a Hello Kitty hankie)
(Slightly disturbed now)
Forum: Introductions 08-04-2008, 09:46 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
17...ooookay.

17...ooookay.
Forum: Introductions 08-04-2008, 09:07 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
"Sickmotherfucker"? For serious? What are you,...

"Sickmotherfucker"? For serious? What are you, fourteen?
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 09:06 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Unimatrix was a girl Who was rather good At...

Unimatrix was a girl
Who was rather good
At making me need to hurl
So I took the piss
And she took offense
And acted like a brat
Without a lick of sense
Instead of taking a hint
She put on a...
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 08:39 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
If I had any in the house, I'd make a video for...

If I had any in the house, I'd make a video for you Honeythorn. That's just funny.

And as for you Silly Owl, I said what I meant the first time. After that, I just started nodding along. I gots...
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 05:50 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Nothiiiing.

Nothiiiing.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 05:49 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Riiiiight.

Riiiiight.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 05:45 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Oh, I must be wrong. I'm sure you will both love...

Oh, I must be wrong. I'm sure you will both love each other forever and ever and ever.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 05:40 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Because all high school relationships are rock...

Because all high school relationships are rock solid. There are never any nasty surprises when someone goes to college/takes off for the Peace Corps/falls for someone else/realize they're gay/joins...
Forum: Whining 08-04-2008, 05:36 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Somebody in this thread is an immature brat...and...

Somebody in this thread is an immature brat...and my Bratdar is pointing to...the OP! (Gasp! Shock! Dismay!) (Kick! Turn! Kick! Kick! Spin!)

"Oh noes, my boyfriend's ex is a bitch to me! What...
Forum: General 08-04-2008, 05:28 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
I think you'll find that we can say whatever we...

I think you'll find that we can say whatever we want. If neo-nazis are protected by free speech, then someone saying your fetish is gross most certainly falls within the perimeters.

(Dances) You...
Forum: Introductions 08-03-2008, 09:37 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
(The thought of sitting on Miss Molly's lap has...

(The thought of sitting on Miss Molly's lap has temporarily frozen Lapin's brain)

(Please try again later)
Forum: Introductions 08-03-2008, 09:29 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, Lapin is a girl's girl. Actually I'm...

Yeah, Lapin is a girl's girl.

Actually I'm just an anyone's girl. (I am so weak! So...very...weak....! I should be shot and put out of my misery!)
Forum: Introductions 08-03-2008, 09:22 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
No, I was doing them while looking at Miss...

No, I was doing them while looking at Miss Shirley.

What?

She's pretty, I'm weak-willed.
Forum: Introductions 08-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
On my ceiling...over my bed...(Hint, hint)

On my ceiling...over my bed...(Hint, hint)
Forum: Whining 08-03-2008, 09:14 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Wait, wait, hold up a minute. I just...

Wait, wait, hold up a minute.

I just realized something. She compared us mocking her fetish to homophobia.

Uh...maybe I missed something, but I was under the impression that sexual orientation...
Forum: Introductions 08-03-2008, 09:04 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
I've got a poster of Garbage, with the beautiful...

I've got a poster of Garbage, with the beautiful Miss Shirley looking right at you.

...It used to be on my ceiling.

But then I started feeling guilty and put on the wall.
Forum: Whining 08-03-2008, 05:17 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 23,059
Posted By Lapin
I don't lie, so there might be a problem there....

I don't lie, so there might be a problem there. If people ask, I answer. It doesn't always end well.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-03-2008, 03:11 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 17,960
Posted By Lapin
Well, if you don't wash your clothes very...

Well, if you don't wash your clothes very often...or at all....you tend to have a rather astounding amount of lint in your pockets.
Forum: Introductions 08-03-2008, 03:08 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,518
Posted By Lapin
Seriously Silly Owl, I'm going to summon up the...

Seriously Silly Owl, I'm going to summon up the evil spirits on your ass. (Wags finger) Now, I think you need to go to your room and think about what you've done.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-02-2008, 05:14 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 17,960
Posted By Lapin
The film was awesome, but I've only gotten to see...

The film was awesome, but I've only gotten to see it once because of prices.
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 05:13 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Do you want a bedtime story?

Do you want a bedtime story?
Forum: Spooky News 08-02-2008, 05:12 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,824
Posted By Lapin
Aw, it's Black Canary. Awesome. When I was...

Aw, it's Black Canary. Awesome.

When I was a kid, I loved Barbies. Dressing them up, coloring their hair with markers, playing out little soap operas, it was great fun. I would have loved to get...
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 05:05 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Miss Molly Mac, Mac, Mac

Miss Molly Mac, Mac, Mac
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 05:03 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Potrait, I am so offended! (We'll talk after the...

Potrait, I am so offended! (We'll talk after the young'uns go to bed)
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 04:40 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
It's not happening. Give it up.

It's not happening. Give it up.
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 04:38 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Let 'em stay! I need some mockng material.

Let 'em stay! I need some mockng material.
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 04:37 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
I'm no ephebophile. (For serious, I'm 19 JCC)...

I'm no ephebophile. (For serious, I'm 19 JCC) (It's not legal)
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 04:35 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Which is why he has no recording contract.

Which is why he has no recording contract.
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 04:34 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
I don't know...(Checks out your birthdate) Oh,...

I don't know...(Checks out your birthdate) Oh, hell no. Are you trying to get me arrested?
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 03:45 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Why were you hitting yourself with a banana peel?

Why were you hitting yourself with a banana peel?
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 03:37 PM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 297,874
Posted By Lapin
I love blueberry crumble.

I love blueberry crumble.
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 03:33 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Sorry Canvas, you're a teeny bit too young to be...

Sorry Canvas, you're a teeny bit too young to be filling any of my metaphorical holes.

Spackle away Miss Molly, spackle away. I'll go find my KY.
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 03:28 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Oh Miss Molly, there's *sob* just this great big...

Oh Miss Molly, there's *sob* just this great big hole where my heart used to be. How can anyone fill it?
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 03:25 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Oh baby, say it ain't so! I'll do anything! Is it...

Oh baby, say it ain't so! I'll do anything! Is it because I fooled around with your sister, because that didn't mean nothing, promise, except she's just sooooo hot, you know? Please don't leave me!
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 03:21 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
I ain't no one's darling, let's get that shit...

I ain't no one's darling, let's get that shit straight.

And Miss Molly is in the right, otherwise, you'd have left, or put our asses on ignore. You want to eventually beat us at the game.
...
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 03:12 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
Uh, I really wouldn't fuck you. For several...

Uh, I really wouldn't fuck you. For several reasons in fact.

#1. I think you're probably too young for me in the eyes of the law.
#2. I don't like the idea of fucking some girl I barely know,...
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 02:35 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
I just try to laugh at absolutely everything and...

I just try to laugh at absolutely everything and everyone.
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 02:33 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
I want to play Sketch-A-Betch! ...

I want to play Sketch-A-Betch!

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/SlyLapin/SillyOwl.jpg
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 01:26 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
GOTHZILLA! RAWH! Fear my stompy boots of DOOM!...

GOTHZILLA! RAWH! Fear my stompy boots of DOOM! Rawh!
Forum: Whining 08-02-2008, 12:31 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,450
Posted By Lapin
She stole my dog, that bitch. Let's all gang up...

She stole my dog, that bitch. Let's all gang up on her and hit her with our batpacks.
Forum: General 08-02-2008, 12:22 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Raw! Must crush Tokyo! Rawh! (Stomp, stomp)

Raw! Must crush Tokyo! Rawh! (Stomp, stomp)
Forum: Music 08-01-2008, 11:11 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 10,438
Posted By Lapin
Am I wrong for thinking Marilyn Manson is funny?...

Am I wrong for thinking Marilyn Manson is funny? I thought he was trying to be entertaining and funny, but then I got yelled at.

(Going to bed now)
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 11:07 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Well, Uni, hopefully you'll still be around...

Well, Uni, hopefully you'll still be around tomorrow.

Good night!
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 11:05 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Actually, there has to be a brief hiatus. ...

Actually, there has to be a brief hiatus.

I'm like, really tired, and about to pass out, so I'm going to bed. So, brief Intermission, or go, I don't know, throw your planes at Uni.

'Night.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 11:02 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Bitch, I make the Russians look tiny! I make the...

Bitch, I make the Russians look tiny! I make the Chinese look miniscule! I make the North Koreans look sane!

You're going down like the Izze in the bottle, like the first coffee of the morning!
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:59 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
(Pats Uni on the back) Aw, that's right, keep...

(Pats Uni on the back) Aw, that's right, keep those spirits up, Wally.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:55 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
I am an insignificant little dot, dancing in your...

I am an insignificant little dot, dancing in your face.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:54 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Man, this is funny. I think I am going to summon...

Man, this is funny. I think I am going to summon the evil spirits. Now where did I leave that book?
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:52 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Aw, ain't you just the cutest thing. No,...

Aw, ain't you just the cutest thing.

No, really, stop encouraging me. I can get worse.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:50 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
Stay out of my war zone! This is between me and...

Stay out of my war zone! This is between me and Duane, a battle that has long been brewing, and has only now erupted. I will crush him! And civilians need to get the fuck out of my way or I swear to...
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:46 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
I think I've had better conversations with my...

I think I've had better conversations with my wall. Granted, I was very medicated at the time, but still.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:44 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Ooh, never been much of a sneezer, but that...

Ooh, never been much of a sneezer, but that sounds highly unpleasant.

Damn, I want tea now.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:43 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Don't make me get the evil spirits to choke a...

Don't make me get the evil spirits to choke a bitch.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:41 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
You are but an insect next to my paper armada!

You are but an insect next to my paper armada!
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:38 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, but this is a Gothic Literature board....

Yeah, but this is a Gothic Literature board. We're into zombies and all that like.

Learn to resurrect or thou shall be punished by the evil spirits that we pray to for protection. (And you don't...
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:37 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
I'm in Pretty-Boy's good graces, somebody pinch...

I'm in Pretty-Boy's good graces, somebody pinch me. (Twirls in a circle, throwing wildflowers from a basket)
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:35 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Seriously, Search button. 'Tis there for a reason...

Seriously, Search button. 'Tis there for a reason silly.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:34 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Godslayer, you cruel, cruel boy, abusing poor,...

Godslayer, you cruel, cruel boy, abusing poor, defenseless Logic like that! (Cuddles Logic) Look, you've traumatized it.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:32 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
(Gasp) She can't read?! Ohmigawd, that's just...

(Gasp) She can't read?! Ohmigawd, that's just horrible!

Don't worry Uni, I'll guide you through your comprehension problems, one step at a time, I promise. We'll be bestest friends with the best...
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:30 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
*Psssst* Uni. (Throws paper ball) *Pssssst* ...

*Psssst* Uni. (Throws paper ball) *Pssssst*

(Whispering) That's what the big giant Rant thread is for. Just letting you know. (Starts folding a paper airplane)
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:28 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, but the Fetish/Kink thread is always being...

Yeah, but the Fetish/Kink thread is always being resurrected. As long as you have a reason for your practice of necromancy, no one will be up in arms.

(Dance, dance)
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:26 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, no fun being sick. Last time I was, not...

Yeah, no fun being sick. Last time I was, not only was my throat sore, I was coughing up my lungs. I hope you're not like, wrapped in a blanket, sucking on cough drops miserable.
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,960
Posted By Lapin
My school bus cost me 35 cents both ways in...

My school bus cost me 35 cents both ways in Hawaii, but in Virginia and Maryland, it was free.

You can opt out of the pledge.

No prefects. I had no idea what they were until I read a Roald...
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:21 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
(Basks in the love) That's right, worship my mad...

(Basks in the love) That's right, worship my mad writing skills. (Cracks the whip) Worship!
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:18 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 22,379
Posted By Lapin
Well, call me strange, but mayhaps it was...

Well, call me strange, but mayhaps it was destined to fail because the thread already, you know exists, you silly owl.

And as for your fetish, kink, whatever, it's none of my business because I...
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:14 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
I drink black chai with honey and milk. That...

I drink black chai with honey and milk. That tends to help. Or a heating pad on a low setting.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:11 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
What does anything mean?! Where are you God? I'm...

What does anything mean?! Where are you God? I'm not Margaret, but could you talk to me anyway? 'Cause there's this bitch at work, and I want you to smite her, and you seemed to do that a lot in the...
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 10:09 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 10,934
Posted By Lapin
I like the people on here you silly newbie....

I like the people on here you silly newbie. Laughing at humanity's downward spiral is funny.

And I'm not nasty. I shower daily and my clothes are Downy Soft clean.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:06 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
I'm certainly amused during the practice of my...

I'm certainly amused during the practice of my peppy evil.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 10:03 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
Whoo! I needed that. Thank you kindly. And...

Whoo! I needed that. Thank you kindly.

And Potrait, his ignorance may be beyond the realm, but so is my peppy evil! And I will conquer this fiend! (Behold, my evil laugh)
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 09:59 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
I live to be nice to my fellow humans.

I live to be nice to my fellow humans.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 09:58 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,516
Posted By Lapin
Nope, but I am. In a snooty, what-a-moron way...

Nope, but I am. In a snooty, what-a-moron way too.

So go, off onto the Internet, and make a thread about how you hate me because I'm...mean and I laugh at you...and...

Huh, I've run out of...
Forum: Whining 08-01-2008, 09:52 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,653
Posted By Lapin
Hey, hey Unimatrix! Whooh! I'm better than you!...

Hey, hey Unimatrix! Whooh! I'm better than you! (Dances in front of computer)

I can assure you.
Forum: Whining 07-30-2008, 04:22 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
(Raises hand) I was involved too.

(Raises hand) I was involved too.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 08:46 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
It makes for a good bookend for the rest of your...

It makes for a good bookend for the rest of your books though.

Gawd that book was boring. Grapes of Wrath was far worse though. An entire chapter about a fucking turtle trying to cross the road....
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 08:41 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
^ That. Not to mention, it doesn't work. ...

^ That. Not to mention, it doesn't work.

(Still an A-cup.)
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 08:08 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 7,523
Posted By Lapin
Uhh...(Thinks) I don't know.

Uhh...(Thinks)

I don't know.
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 08:05 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
That happens to her here too. I'd feel...

That happens to her here too.

I'd feel sympathetic if she wasn't so much fun.
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 04:46 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
Because I don't like it when people hit me over...

Because I don't like it when people hit me over something idiotic, or as you put it "beat the shit out of me", I'm a pussy? Funny, because that signifies someone who can't control their temper and...
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:44 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
No, I don't notice, because I've had you on...

No, I don't notice, because I've had you on Ignore for the past...well, about since I joined, since you're annoying.

I only took you off a few days ago, since I figured you had to have become...
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 04:39 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
Already do. Most people find me funny, and the...

Already do. Most people find me funny, and the minority knows I'll press assault charges when they hit me because I corrected their language.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:38 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
...Well, since I am replying to your question,...

...Well, since I am replying to your question, I'll assume that yes, I can indeed read.

I actually don't care much when I get insulted, anywhere. You're the one who has a bitchfest about how mean...
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 04:33 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 378,453
Posted By Lapin
Shark Fin Soup --------------

Shark Fin Soup
--------------
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 04:29 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
It does. But then, being a snarky bitch has been...

It does. But then, being a snarky bitch has been working out pretty well for me.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:28 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
I don't know, now that it has backfired. As...

I don't know, now that it has backfired.

As for the forum and you lying, maybe because various members trounce you at regular intervals and you wanted to get one up on them by saying "Just...
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 04:24 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
Thank you for proving a point in the Twilight...

Thank you for proving a point in the Twilight thread. You were going for "whether", little Miss Physics.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:21 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
There's this punctuation called a question mark....

There's this punctuation called a question mark. It looks like this: ?

It shows me you're asking me a question.

But let's just assume. I think you're lying to make yourself look smarter or...
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:16 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
Uh, no, you're not clearly being honest since I...

Uh, no, you're not clearly being honest since I think you're full of it.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:12 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,341
Posted By Lapin
You'd be surprised how many people believe that....

You'd be surprised how many people believe that. If it does work, it only works on mild nausea.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 04:10 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
Bet you she's Googling like crazy now to find out...

Bet you she's Googling like crazy now to find out the branches of quantum physics.
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 02:00 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 378,453
Posted By Lapin
Tamale ---------

Tamale

---------
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 01:58 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,341
Posted By Lapin
I can tell you that the "smile lots" thing is BS....

I can tell you that the "smile lots" thing is BS. And after I was put on the anti-nausea medication and regained strength, I wanted to knock the fuck out of everyone who told me that.
Forum: General 07-29-2008, 11:32 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
Condoms + pill = No baby. Use both, please. Using...

Condoms + pill = No baby. Use both, please. Using one is not foolproof.

Plus, STDs are nasty.
Forum: Whining 07-29-2008, 11:26 AM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
Do it. (Bored.)

Do it.

(Bored.)
Forum: Whining 07-28-2008, 07:35 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,341
Posted By Lapin
You know, they make a pill for nausea, gets rid...

You know, they make a pill for nausea, gets rid of it in ten minutes. They had to give it to me when my anxiety was making my stomach upset. It's prescribed when you become dehydrated from throwing...
Forum: Whining 07-28-2008, 07:28 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 23,059
Posted By Lapin
I forgot Sternn. See, I like politics, and Sternn...

I forgot Sternn. See, I like politics, and Sternn seems to always dredge up the interesting news stories. And I so rarely meet anyone who cares about politics, or if they do, lean left. (Though...
Forum: General 07-28-2008, 07:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,561
Posted By Lapin
No, I can't afford to cosplay. Besides, I'm there...

No, I can't afford to cosplay. Besides, I'm there for the snark, the good deals on hard to get a hold of comics, and general merry-making.
Forum: Whining 07-27-2008, 04:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,341
Posted By Lapin
If you just started your birth control, it can...

If you just started your birth control, it can cause nausea. I got it, but it goes away after about a day. You're fine.
Forum: General 07-27-2008, 04:43 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 13,302
Posted By Lapin
I've been on the pill for years and it did...

I've been on the pill for years and it did nothing for my breasts. I'm still an A. I love the pill personally, because yay! no more periods.
Forum: Whining 07-27-2008, 04:40 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,437
Posted By Lapin
Aw. I thought Twilight was cute. Not great...

Aw. I thought Twilight was cute. Not great literature, sure, but that's why I read Neil Gaiman. I read Twilight because it's brain-candy. It's not difficult, it's long, and it's just so twee it...
Forum: Spooky News 07-26-2008, 09:23 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,625
Posted By Lapin
Kontan, I'm a pagan, and I don't go near...

Kontan, I'm a pagan, and I don't go near graveyards. They creep me out.

Don't know much about Wiccan ceremonies though. Are they even supposed to be in the graveyard? Sounds like a strange...
Forum: Whining 07-25-2008, 04:59 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,165
Posted By Lapin
I don't know my dad, and I don't particularly...

I don't know my dad, and I don't particularly care. I don't even know his name.

My advice to you is to let this go. Your father is an abusive alcoholic, and you're better off not knowing anything...
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 10:21 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,925
Posted By Lapin
*Humming* I hear no evil.

*Humming* I hear no evil.
Forum: Spooky News 07-24-2008, 10:18 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,937
Posted By Lapin
Well, I wouldn't offer to go get drunk as way of...

Well, I wouldn't offer to go get drunk as way of apology.
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 10:17 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 486,188
Posted By Lapin
Tales From the Dark Side. Screw-tops, or pop...

Tales From the Dark Side.

Screw-tops, or pop tops?
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 08:38 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 486,188
Posted By Lapin
Taxes. Fresca or Coke Zero?

Taxes.

Fresca or Coke Zero?
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 08:37 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 287,263
Posted By Lapin
Uhh...my eighteenth birthday, a year and a half...

Uhh...my eighteenth birthday, a year and a half ago. I hate throwing parties.

When was the last time you drank tea?
Forum: Spooky News 07-24-2008, 08:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,937
Posted By Lapin
*Clutching sides* *Hysterical laughter* I'm...

*Clutching sides* *Hysterical laughter* I'm sorry, I know it's wrong to laugh at what has to be agonizing pain for the man, but that is just really, really funny.

I'm a bad girl. :(
Forum: Whining 07-24-2008, 08:32 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
Because it's easy, and Ophelia is a sadist?

Because it's easy, and Ophelia is a sadist?
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 02:58 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,925
Posted By Lapin
I'm choosing to go with "sweet and caring". I...

I'm choosing to go with "sweet and caring". I rather like my peace of mind with the members of this board.
Forum: Spooky News 07-24-2008, 10:30 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 7,942
Posted By Lapin
Okay, A. Murasaki? You have a 'shift' key. Use it...

Okay, A. Murasaki? You have a 'shift' key. Use it please. Your posts make my eyes hurt.

B. Russia is run by assholes. This is an established fact, and there's nothing we can do about it.
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 10:18 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,716,033
Posted By Lapin
Storm -------

Storm
-------
Forum: General 07-24-2008, 10:15 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,912
Posted By Lapin
As someone who regularly gets piercings, and with...

As someone who regularly gets piercings, and with an eyebrow piercing, I can say for a fact that piercing yourself is stupid. Most facial piercings are in delicate areas and are best handled by a...
Forum: General 07-23-2008, 09:37 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,746
Posted By Lapin
I know that cat. Or rather, I know a fragment of...

I know that cat. Or rather, I know a fragment of its soul.

My grandmother has this Himalayan, right? Three pound ball of fluff. This cat loathes everyone but my grandmother. Adores her. A cuddle...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-23-2008, 08:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,692
Posted By Lapin
He has a very big point about LofEG. They *****...

He has a very big point about LofEG. They ***** that poor comic.
Forum: General 07-23-2008, 08:46 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,561
Posted By Lapin
I'll be there! I still love Otakon (Okay, I...

I'll be there! I still love Otakon (Okay, I really love snarking badly dubbed anime and meeting up with friends), and I only live twenty minutes away, which is awesome.
Forum: Whining 07-23-2008, 08:22 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 23,059
Posted By Lapin
See, that, right there, is why I want to have...

See, that, right there, is why I want to have coffee with Miss Molly. She's a genius.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-23-2008, 07:28 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,692
Posted By Lapin
I...want...the preciousssss... Come out now...

I...want...the preciousssss...

Come out now damn it!
Forum: Whining 07-23-2008, 06:23 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 23,059
Posted By Lapin
Nice idea (I prefer Bailey's), but I can't drink...

Nice idea (I prefer Bailey's), but I can't drink alcohol with my new medication. I warm up quick if the conversation is lively though.
Forum: Spooky News 07-23-2008, 06:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,861
Posted By Lapin
Well, I used to expect sanity and common sense in...

Well, I used to expect sanity and common sense in people, but after a long stay both here and at GAFF, I've come to realize how naive that worldview was.
Forum: Spooky News 07-23-2008, 06:01 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,625
Posted By Lapin
*Giggle* *Regains composure* *Starts laughing...

*Giggle* *Regains composure* *Starts laughing again*
Forum: Whining 07-23-2008, 05:58 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 23,059
Posted By Lapin
Ummm.... Miss Molly, because she's mean. ...

Ummm....

Miss Molly, because she's mean.
Ophelia, because she's good for a laugh.
Honeythorn, because she's sweet.
Gothicus, for the same reason as Ophelia.
Solumina, JCC, and Delkaetre (Sp?)...
Forum: General 07-23-2008, 05:48 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,925
Posted By Lapin
That was pretty funny. It's comforting to know...

That was pretty funny. It's comforting to know that "Uncle Smoov" isn't actually a...well, douche is a pretty good term. And I like being able to assign faces to people.

It was a little weird...
Forum: Whining 07-22-2008, 12:40 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
My medication is working out. In the past two...

My medication is working out. In the past two days I've started to feel a considerable change in outlook. In another week I should feel the full effects. Not wanting to swallow every painkiller in...
Forum: Whining 07-17-2008, 10:00 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
Is it bad that my first thought wasn't "Ohmygawd...

Is it bad that my first thought wasn't "Ohmygawd OPPRESSION!", but was instead "You're a fucking dumbass."?

Maybe I'm just getting old...and I tend to like the police because they actually come...
Forum: General 07-13-2008, 05:57 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 16,674
Posted By Lapin
(Hand over Solumina's mouth) No, that's not what...

(Hand over Solumina's mouth) No, that's not what it was Jillian. Really, show some proof of your manliness.
Forum: General 07-09-2008, 10:50 AM
Replies: 278
Views: 44,910
Posted By Lapin
I consider myself a pansexual, because I've got...

I consider myself a pansexual, because I've got the attention span of a goldfish and tend to fall in love with everyone I find beautiful.
Forum: Spooky News 07-09-2008, 09:47 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 21,085
Posted By Lapin
You could work on your spelling, grammar, and...

You could work on your spelling, grammar, and sentence structure as well. I could barely get through that drivel.
Forum: Whining 07-08-2008, 12:27 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
I've been on it before, so I know about the time...

I've been on it before, so I know about the time it's going to take to work. I'm just hoping that I won't have any...less than desirable side effects.
Forum: Whining 07-07-2008, 08:27 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
Also, I've been started off on 50mg of Zoloft...

Also, I've been started off on 50mg of Zoloft today. Keep fingers crossed for me, yeah?
Forum: Whining 07-07-2008, 08:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,149
Posted By Lapin
Sorry mate. That sounds like not only an extreme...

Sorry mate. That sounds like not only an extreme amount of physical pain and discomfort, but one hell of an awkward emotional situation.

And I'm sorry you live in Norway. I've got a couch to...
Forum: Whining 07-07-2008, 06:19 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
I'm sorry, you broke my Internet eardrum. I can't...

I'm sorry, you broke my Internet eardrum. I can't hear you.
Forum: Whining 07-07-2008, 11:35 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,941
Posted By Lapin
I'm glad the first situation blew over, but the...

I'm glad the first situation blew over, but the second looks like it could get just as big. Watch your step.
Forum: Politics 07-06-2008, 02:29 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,730
Posted By Lapin
I loved 4th of July, but it rained again this...

I loved 4th of July, but it rained again this year. And as the fireworks were going off, I noticed for the first time how much it sounded like gunfire and explosions. I had to wonder if it was such a...
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 09:28 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 16,674
Posted By Lapin
Ya'll want to hear a story? A few months ago, I...

Ya'll want to hear a story? A few months ago, I looked at the picture of Jillian with his new kitten (When he posted). My mother walked by, looked over my shoulder, and said "Oh God, who is that?"
...
Forum: Spooky News 07-06-2008, 09:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,358
Posted By Lapin
I'm allergic to the smoke.

I'm allergic to the smoke.
Forum: Spooky News 07-06-2008, 09:15 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,987
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, funny, but seriously, no. You might scare...

Yeah, funny, but seriously, no. You might scare someone like me. I have an anxiety disorder, and an irrational fear that horror movies are going to come to life. You might give me a panic attack...
Forum: Whining 07-06-2008, 09:07 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
I'm with Ophelia. You posted it on a public...

I'm with Ophelia. You posted it on a public forum, popular opinion disagreed with your stance. This is the part where you recognize that sometimes, people don't agree with you, and you move on with...
Forum: Whining 07-05-2008, 02:44 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
(Nods) -------

(Nods)
-------
Forum: Whining 07-05-2008, 10:56 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
The picture wasn't pornagraphic. It wasn't sexual...

The picture wasn't pornagraphic. It wasn't sexual in the slightest.

Frankly, the idea that she needs your approval to post pictures on her DA of her own body is a bit arrogant.
Forum: Spooky News 07-02-2008, 08:24 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,358
Posted By Lapin
It's one of the classic "You can't have it, so...

It's one of the classic "You can't have it, so you want it all the more" type of things.
Forum: Whining 07-01-2008, 09:16 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
This depression has been going on for six months...

This depression has been going on for six months now. I've really reached my breaking point.
Forum: Whining 07-01-2008, 06:33 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 820,222
Posted By Lapin
I have to make an appointment with the shrink. I...

I have to make an appointment with the shrink. I was doing so well. I had gone three years without the medication. But the constant stress of school and taking care of a four year old and a three...
Forum: General 07-01-2008, 10:26 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,762
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, but I watched the Russia vs. Holland. That...

Yeah, but I watched the Russia vs. Holland. That was just sad. Poor Holland.
Forum: Spooky News 07-01-2008, 10:24 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,326
Posted By Lapin
I know it's horribly disrespectful, but I can't...

I know it's horribly disrespectful, but I can't help but laugh. Who walked in on them?
Forum: Whining 07-01-2008, 10:21 AM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,286
Posted By Lapin
I meant that you now seem to have several people...

I meant that you now seem to have several people loathing you. You don't seem to care, but it is rather curious.

And you look like jailbait darling. Don't tempt me.
Forum: General 06-29-2008, 07:51 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,716,033
Posted By Lapin
Caribbean ----------

Caribbean
----------
Forum: Whining 06-29-2008, 07:02 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,286
Posted By Lapin
Dear Gothicus, When I went on my hiatus, you...

Dear Gothicus,

When I went on my hiatus, you were pleasant and kind of funny.

Upon my return, I find you waged in one-sided battle with people. Could you please give me a summary of the events...
Forum: Whining 06-29-2008, 04:15 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,991
Posted By Lapin
I don't lie either, but that's because I think if...

I don't lie either, but that's because I think if people ask, they deserve to hear what I actually think.
Forum: General 06-29-2008, 04:13 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,993
Posted By Lapin
I have allergies and a slightly unnatural...

I have allergies and a slightly unnatural aversion to being dirty.

I don't camp.
Forum: General 06-29-2008, 11:01 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,716,033
Posted By Lapin
Izze -----------

Izze
-----------
Forum: Whining 06-29-2008, 10:50 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 9,297
Posted By Lapin
It appears things have livened up around here.

It appears things have livened up around here.
Forum: Politics 06-29-2008, 10:42 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,055
Posted By Lapin
Am I the only one who hears "Assisted suicide",...

Am I the only one who hears "Assisted suicide", and thinks "It's really none of my business"?

I've never understood why it's illegal when there are several precautionaries that can be taken to...
Forum: Spooky News 06-29-2008, 10:35 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,237
Posted By Lapin
I really have no more faith in this...

I really have no more faith in this administration. I had none to begin with, actually.

That's really kind of sad.
Forum: General 05-02-2008, 05:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,713
Posted By Lapin
Sabbatical

I am taking one. I already was, but then I thought that it was just rude to up and disappear. So here is my notice:

Lapin is going on a vacation from here for a bit. So no, she was not hit by a...
Forum: Spooky News 04-02-2008, 05:19 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 6,439
Posted By Lapin
Arg! Time limit. What I wanted to add was...

Arg! Time limit.

What I wanted to add was that, well, I'm not going into detail, but I have some rather insightful looks into ****. (No, I was not *****, nor have I been)

This party needs to...
Forum: Spooky News 04-02-2008, 05:12 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 6,439
Posted By Lapin
**** isn't always about power. Sometimes it's...

**** isn't always about power. Sometimes it's about rage, or even, in rare cases, the rapist gets off on having to force the victim. So, it can be about sexual pleasure. Especially with cases of...
Forum: Whining 03-27-2008, 03:00 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 30,494
Posted By Lapin
Pretty much. I say we move on.

Pretty much. I say we move on.
Forum: Spooky News 03-24-2008, 07:53 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,693
Posted By Lapin
As if my day didn't already suck enough! Cheney,...

As if my day didn't already suck enough! Cheney, I will dance the day you are kicked out of your post and replaced! Hopefully, by someone sane!

(Deep breath)

Only a little less than a year, and...
Forum: Whining 03-20-2008, 12:21 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 30,494
Posted By Lapin
(Agrees with Wormboy) HP, it does my heart...

(Agrees with Wormboy)

HP, it does my heart good to know I'm not the only closet pervert in the world.

Renatus, I know what you mean. Silly, nonsensical arguments, those I can do, but the real...
Forum: General 03-18-2008, 06:25 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,918
Posted By Lapin
I didn't need to know that about you two. ...

I didn't need to know that about you two.

Ever.
Forum: General 03-18-2008, 06:02 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,918
Posted By Lapin
(Steps on Super-Goth's cape) (Cape rips) ...

(Steps on Super-Goth's cape)
(Cape rips)
(Hello Kitty patterned boxers show)

(Walks away)
Forum: Whining 03-18-2008, 06:00 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 30,494
Posted By Lapin
Does nobody hear the tone of voice in which I say...

Does nobody hear the tone of voice in which I say this? Anybody?

*Crickets*

Guess not. >_>

Anyway, I wasn't being serious in the slightest. I'm aware it solves nothing. I was hoping the...
Forum: Whining 03-18-2008, 04:50 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 30,494
Posted By Lapin
Yeah, that's what happens to me too. It's really...

Yeah, that's what happens to me too. It's really embarassing, right?

I have discovered the solution! Avoid confrontation like the plague. Not that it's a long term or even smart solution, but...
Forum: Whining 03-18-2008, 04:37 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 30,494
Posted By Lapin
I just don't speak when I'm angry because I tend...

I just don't speak when I'm angry because I tend to stutter and stumble over myself whenever I even attempt to do so. I probably shouldn't ever try to advise people on that subject, now that I really...
Forum: General 03-18-2008, 04:30 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,918
Posted By Lapin
Since when did I have to think for myself?

Since when did I have to think for myself?
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