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03-25-2006, 02:37 AM
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#6601
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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God, my head is killing me!
Will someone just shoot me already? This is two days, so far.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-25-2006, 02:53 AM
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#6602
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Advil Migraine baby!!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-25-2006, 08:40 AM
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#6603
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Goody's Headache Powder
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 08:50 AM
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#6604
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I suppose if his nagging for sex is the reason for the headache 
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 08:51 AM
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#6605
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Hehe, eyes so what happened to your PC? Did you find out what's wrong with it?
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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03-25-2006, 09:19 AM
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#6606
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Um, guys always say that when the girl's got a headache.
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03-25-2006, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I hear it does help cramps though. (maybe I've been duped myself!)
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 09:23 AM
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#6608
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Actually, I think there is some truth to it..
A blood pounding Orgasm, always helps my headaches or cramps..
Screw Advil!! Pick up a Penis!!
There's a campaign slogan in there somewhere..
o.0
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03-25-2006, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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It does help with cramps.
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03-25-2006, 09:33 AM
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#6610
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Here's a question:Can anyone go for more then five mintues without saying something like:"HIS HUGE THROBBING PENIS GAVE ME LIKE,THE BESTEST ORGASM EVER!!!11" ?
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03-25-2006, 09:35 AM
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#6611
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Oh looks, its Reject Bunny..
The other other Troll..
Whatever happened to you leaving and not coming back?
You are without a doubt the most tedious person I have ever had the great fortune not to meet.
Just how many of your Fake Screen names are we going to have to block before you get the hint and go the fuck away?
Please go find another locale to pollute with your MANY issues.
You are boring the crap out of us.
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03-25-2006, 09:41 AM
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#6612
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I once got in trouble with my 5th grade teacher for quoting the Encyclopia Brittanica, which said that due to the centrigul pull at the equator from the globe's rotation, the earth is pear shaped. I quoted direct, word for word and he mocked me in front of the whole class.
"Pear shaped!" he roared. "Only an idiot would believe that! Pear shaped!"
I even showed him the page in the Brittanica volume, but by then the damage had been done.
So if anyone asks me, the earth is a perfectly round little spheroid. Yes, indeedy!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 09:52 AM
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#6613
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by gruel
Here's a question:Can anyone go for more then five mintues without saying something like:"HIS HUGE THROBBING PENIS GAVE ME LIKE,THE BESTEST ORGASM EVER!!!11" ?
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No, bad fucktard!
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 10:14 AM
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#6614
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Y'all realise that by "centrigul", I meant centrifugal?
You DO get that, right?
It's just that the spector of my 5th grade teacher Mr. Hayes, he haunts me so! And it just shook me up!
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You're not buying that ... are you? ... Damn! *sigh*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 10:17 AM
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#6615
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Centrifugal...like a centrifuge...the act of separating? (I'm not the brightest bulb in the package but I give off a complimentary light)
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 10:17 AM
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#6616
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by gruel
Here's a question:Can anyone go for more then five mintues without saying something like:"HIS HUGE THROBBING PENIS GAVE ME LIKE,THE BESTEST ORGASM EVER!!!11" ?
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Although I've never said anything remotely like it, I'd like to take this opportunity to say:
"My huge throbbing penis gives women everywhere amazing orgasms!"
There's not a lick of truth to it, but I thought I'd join gruel in having all this fun. By the way gruel, when did you start becoming so obsessed with sex?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 10:19 AM
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#6617
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Although I've never said anything remotely like it, I'd like to take this opportunity to say:
"My huge throbbing penis gives women everywhere amazing orgasms!"
There's not a lick of truth to it, but I thought I'd join gruel in having all this fun. By the way gruel, when did you start becoming so obsessed with sex?
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Just the thought of your huge throbbing penis makes my private places tighten with anticipation. *fans the flame*
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 10:19 AM
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#6618
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Oubliette
Centrifugal...like a centrifuge...the act of separating? (I'm not the brightest bulb in the package but I give off a complimentary light)
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Complimentary, indeed. Thank you, Oubliette. That is precisely the correct meaning.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 10:20 AM
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#6619
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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That's a good word. "I like it. I like it a lot"
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 10:21 AM
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#6620
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'm sure someone here is being driven crazy beyond the point of distraction. I'm just not entirely certain which one it is.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 10:22 AM
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#6621
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Distraction is a way of life.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 10:24 AM
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#6622
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I like your avatar. Is that from Fraggle Rock?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 10:25 AM
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#6623
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Oh and thank you.
Nope that little guy is from Labrynth. He looks like a descendant of fraggle though now that you mention it. (psst it's because Mr. Henson also produced it)
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 10:30 AM
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#6624
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oh cool. Now you've made me want to watch Labrynth again ... it's been a while. I really should get it on DVD one of these days instead of VHS tape.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-25-2006 at 10:31 AM.
Reason: spelling
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03-25-2006, 10:33 AM
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#6625
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I found a random fact generator and feel like sharing:
Among the Abipone people of Paraguay, individuals who abstain from alcohol are thought to be "cowardly, degenerate and stupid."
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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