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09-28-2004, 08:19 AM
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#226
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
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When god talks to me, its usually to tell me to smoke more drugs, so I guess that would answer that question.
Did I leave my sandwhich at your house?
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09-28-2004, 08:26 AM
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#227
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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yes, and don't bother coming to pick it up. i already ate it. yum. thanx.
if you woke up one night to find the carcass of a hamster gnawing on your big toe, what would you do?
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09-28-2004, 08:42 AM
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#228
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Remove said hamster a la window...
Would you stab a stranger (about 15 years old) in the leg for $1,000, assuming the stranger would live?
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09-28-2004, 09:40 AM
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#229
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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no. i have serious issues when it comes to hurting others, and i'd never do it for money. if you really need something like that done, though - i know someone who'd do it and he'd do it for less than a thousand. i have no qualms about making referrals.
if you stood out in the rain, head tilted up and mouth open while breathing normally - how long do you think it would take to drown?
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09-28-2004, 09:51 AM
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#230
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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it wouldn't happen.. i'd sent my brother's girlfriend out to see instead :twisted:
would you sleep with the person of your dreams if you only had one chance and you already had a significant other?
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09-28-2004, 10:03 AM
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#231
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Heh yeah, I did that... not so comfortable on elaborating, but it happened.
What would you do if you found out your one true love had AIDS?
PS-EE- I didn't mean I was looking for someone to do that heh, just a weird question. I only specified 15 because I wanted them to picture someone who's still sort of innocent.
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09-28-2004, 10:19 AM
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#232
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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i'd buy stock in trojan and get tested for it myself... i woudn't leave just because they were sick..
what would you do if you had to either procreate with (ladies) George W. or (gentelmen) Martha fucking stewart (and no the ghetto goth one is not an option!) or die a horrible death.. which one would you choose?
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09-28-2004, 10:56 AM
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#233
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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Martha stewart is hot...i'd tear that ass up!! I'd do it twice just to make sure it was done RIGHT.
Would you rather get caught having sex by your grandmother or a news crew?
(this is assuming your granny wouldnt see the news for those of you with issues).
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09-28-2004, 11:30 AM
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#234
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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definitely the grandma. no videos allowed here!
oke would you rather eat buffalo nuts or cow tounge (sorry my mom is fear factor obsessed)
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09-28-2004, 12:45 PM
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#235
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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i've already eaten cow tongue and although i said i never wanted to eat it again, if given the choice between those two, i'd clip on a napkin and ask to have it served right up. cow tongue it is.
would you rather be lost at sea, lost in the desert, lost in the woods, lost on a thousand acre farm or lost at night on a deserted road with no gas?
and why?
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09-28-2004, 05:42 PM
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#236
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: California
Posts: 167
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lost on an 1,000 acre farm...
i like animals
would you rather fly a plane or sail a boat (yes, a fast boat)?
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09-28-2004, 05:50 PM
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#237
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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A plane. It would make a bigger BOOM when I crash.
Was machst du jeztz?
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09-28-2004, 07:51 PM
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#238
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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NEIN!
i don't know what you asked, but i love the way german sounds. even if you tell someone you love them, it sounds like death is imminent. that's cool.
if you could drive your dream car, what would it be?
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09-28-2004, 08:23 PM
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#239
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: California
Posts: 167
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a car that runs on trash (and doesnt pollute)
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if you could be any animal, what wold it be
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09-28-2004, 08:25 PM
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#240
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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A turkey vulture. I wouldn't have any natural predators, and I don't need to hunt my food, I just float around smelling for it :D
Would you breathe your farts for ten dollars? o_O
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09-28-2004, 08:29 PM
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#241
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 257
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dude... my farts smell like roses.
Would you breathe your sister's farts for a hundred dollars?
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k is for kate.
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09-28-2004, 08:35 PM
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#242
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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Not for a million.
Well... maybe... for a million :roll:
Drawn and quartered, or gibleted? <-s'when they tar and feather you, then stick you in a cage in town square and you starve to death while being ridiculed by the passerbys, then someone comes and collects the "giblets" from you
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09-28-2004, 08:48 PM
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#243
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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gibleted. that sounds pretty cool. even if it's not, imagine the chics you could get in the next life if you said, "hey, baby - in my past life i was gibleted."
perfect.
while drinking, if you laughed would it be better to choke and ultimately vomit or have whatever you're drinking come out of your nose?
oh yeah - and why?
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09-28-2004, 09:15 PM
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#244
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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I prefer vomiting, y'know. Just because I don't usually eat such rich foods, so it doesn't taste horrible. Last time I was tossing up chunks of potato, and they tasted pretty good! (at least while I was drunk :roll: )
Would you make sweet love to this man?
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...n_man_sdsio201
edit: grrr. I can't get this right >_<
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09-28-2004, 09:18 PM
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#245
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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no and no. i can't see the pic and it doesn't matter. edible_eye has never and will never make sweet love to any man.
thank you and amen.
if you dropped a deuce and then later heard splashing in the water while you were still seated, would you get up to see what was happening in the bowl?
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09-28-2004, 10:05 PM
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#246
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
Posts: 1,051
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read a book, of course, because knowledge is power! heh.
Quote:
Originally Posted by edible_eye
even if you tell someone you love them, it sounds like death is imminent. that's cool.
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hrm. someone tells me that they love me in german fairly regularly and it sounds pretty fucking hot to me.
'course.....it could just be him.
on THAT note.....
what is THE nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?
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09-28-2004, 10:11 PM
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#247
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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- tstone - that was funny as shit - no pun intended. my stomach hurts from laughing.
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ohthefuckwell's question -
"what is THE nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?"
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09-29-2004, 12:37 AM
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#248
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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well, edible_eye, since you asked, somebody once told me that I have a smile "like sun sparkles on freshly fallen snow" :wink:
*sigh*
what's your favourite romantic holiday?
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09-29-2004, 05:11 AM
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#249
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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holiday, as in scheduled or by calendar - i guess it would be new year's day. no responsibility. staying in bed all day. everything's essentially fresh and new with a renewed promise for the future.
holiday, as in a trip - i enjoy cancun, mexico. beach front, warm ,sexy and beautiful. no matter where you stay, you're close to town. anytime you feel like partying, there's one within walking distance. if you want to avoid that, there's walks on the beach, massages, candles in the room, excellent food and friendly people. it's a safe environment so all one would need be concerned with is spending time together and relishing the one that is you.
whoever said that about your smile was dead on. i'll bet he's pretty touched you remember, also.
have you ever picked your nose and wiped it on someone from behind, only to watch it hanging on his or her clothes while they walked away?
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09-29-2004, 05:44 AM
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#250
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 55
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no but that sounds funny as hell! i'll convice my friend brti to do that to some one.
If you had the choice to live forever but would age the same as the rest of humanity what would you do?, die or live forever old and feeble?
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