the Corrupted Wishes game

[wishcat]

Granted.


You meet someone super cool in Bethesda but this person later kills you and steals your identity.

I wish I was a catgirl.

[Crom Crauch]

granted, but a mob of over-weight 40-year olds dressed in Sailor Scout costumes crush you to death

I wish that there was no abuse.

[angel_dark_demon_bright]

Granted. Now there is no abuse. Ever. Anywhere. At anyime. Everyone is so happy and peppy that eventually it drives you insane. (hope this does not offend. :| )

I wish for acid rain to burn away all the stupid people. grr.

[Morrigan_Dubh]

Granted. Lightning strikes and thunder rolls as a hearald for the clouds bursting open. Each rain drop that touches your skin leaves a blister. Sheltering yourself with a large piece of sheet metal, you run for cover under the tallest tree you can find. But the acid rain still gets you and you burn away...

I wish I was a omnipotent goddess.

[angel_dark_demon_bright]

Granted. You are now the worlds most beutiful, most powerful, most omnipotent goddess in the world...but noone knows who you are...or cares.

I wish the goddamned sunburn on my kneck would go away. Its driveing me nuts! arghh! grr.

[Cicero]

Granted. What also goes away... is your skin.

I wish the world's primary rainforests would miraculously grow back. And that logging would be obselete.

[angel011]

Granted. All the land is covered with rainforests, which means that bugs eat us all alive. Don't expect me to thank you.

I wish I had that cute kitten trapped in your avatar.

[Cicero]

Granted. She's the little devil that ripped my hands to shreds yesterday! Have fun trying to dodge those claws...
(But what's wrong with being eaten alive by bugs?!)

I wish the Season Finale of Lost would download faster!

[Nike]

Granted. It comes with a nasty virus though,that starts to destroy your data.

I wish I'd be finished with that paper I have to write at the moment and could get back to more interesting things.

[Sharkman_75]

Granted. But in your rush you compromised the quality of the paper and is thus rubbish. The interesting things now consist of repairing the damage of the submitted paper.

I wish healthy foods had the taste and appeal of junk food.

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. Now everyone loves healthy food and as we all know, too much of anything is bad, so health food becomes the new junk food.

I wish someone in town needed a full-time housekeeper.

[Solumina]

granted but it is a crazy old lady that has 97 cats and throws cat poo at you

I wish that I knew if my boss was going to come in to the office today and or tomorrow

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. He is coming tomorrow and you take the day off to avoid him and get fired.

I wish my stomach troubles would go away.

[maggot]

Granted. They go away, but it's because you have no stomach, and you die of starvation.

I wish That my mom didn't randomly arrange things for me without telling me (so I can ask my best friend out, who I now know would say yes)

[mutsumiasakura]

Granted, she doesn't. Your mother disowns you because you become a wanted mass-murderer and have to flee the country.

I wish I hadn't injured my elbow today.

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. You injured you knee and now need crutches.

I wish I could think of something to write about and come up with a Nobel Prize-winning poem.

[roserougesang]

Granted. After winning the Nobel Prize you are constantly hassled by the media until the day you die.

I wish my books weren't always falling apart.

[Cicero]

Granted. In their place, your skull falls apart. Your brain seeps out in an extremely embarrassing manner, dribbling down through your hair and getting in your eyes as your whole facial structure begins crumbling away. You die screaming.

I wish I had no social engagements tonight.

[angel011]

Granted. You cat eats you. She's now a very happy and very fat cat.

I wish I had enough willpower to start working already.

[six_inch_heels]

Granted. You become a workaholic and consequently expect as much from everyone else in your life. People start avoiding you and you become tired, stressed, over-worked and die alone.

I wish I wasnt alone right now It sucks being on my own...

[roserougesang]

Granted. A magical friend appears at your wish and will never EVER leave you alone ever again, even you don't want or need them anymore.

I wish I had every Tim Burton movie on DVD (only got Corpsebride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Edward Scissorhands so far)

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. You order them by mail and they all show up scratched.

I wish I knew how to insert emotioncons directly into my posts.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Granted.

You can insert emoticons into your posts. However now you've learnt something new, it's pushed some of the old stuff out of your mind. You can no longer type an intelligent sentence. Your post now all read as such: "omigod! lolz he asked me out!!!!1111!!!! then we brok up !!11!!!"

I wish I could become invisible (and don't say I can't become visible again because I wouldn't mind that either).

[Solumina]

granted but you now smell like raw sewage.

I wish my brother was actually a decent human being

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. He's now a squeaky-clean, annoyingly perfect guy who seems like he should be named Ferguson.

I wish that that annoying guy who kept making comments while I was watching X3 would've shut up.