The Question Game

[MrMaelstrom]

I'd take the best head once (i.e. the kind I charge for)
DCREEP: you didn't answer, so I take it ok? But good point. Tea, we want samples (maybe we can exchange recipes sometime) :wink:

I think it's kind of a pointless question, 'cause if you don't get "our" kind of headjob and always get the lousy ones, how would you know what you're missing?

Eddie Murphy in RAW: I got the same regular old cracker!?


When prowling, which do you look at first: eyes or toosh?

[TeapotScar]

Eyes. But I do make sure to look at the ass eventually.

What's one reason that a leprechaun would cry, other than pot-of-gold related tears?

[DCreep]

But Mael you still didn't answer my question. Because someone jacked his pot.


Who would you rather bone?
Christina Ricci or Thora Birch

[TeapotScar]

I would've said Ricci, but I just looked up Thora, and I'm torn, now! ahh!

To answer the question about the pot- I'd *much* rather smoke than drink.

Sooo here's the question- go to sleep, or just die?

[ice]

As of 9:07 (PST), I'd much rather sleep. I'm so damn tired I can't even think about dying.

Who'd you rather meet, Superman, Spiderman or Batman?

[tiffany_the_writer]

Spiderman!!! I love Spiderman. Tee hee.

And now for the question... I'm sorry if it sucks.

If your ex dumped you but he said he still likes you, he just doesn't want to be with you, would you just be friends with him in the hope that, even though he isn't the one, maybe you guys will still work out and be a couple later on, or would you just move on?

[edible_eye]

i'd advise you to seduce someone who would make his blood boil and show up at his house in the middle of the night after obviously having done the nasty - whatever is age-appropriate nasty for you. just laugh a lot when he answers the door and then walk away, arm-in-arm.




if you woke up one morning to find spiders crawling out of your ears and nose and like gulliver they'd webbed you to the bed, what would you do?

[TeapotScar]

I'd call you, and I'd say "ee!! One of your weird hypothetical situations! It's actually happening!"

What's a Nolia?

[edible_eye]

i already answered this in the "person above you" thread. go there to quench your curiosity.



if your fingers began to rocket off your hands, one-by-one, until you had nothing left but two fleshy clubs at the ends of your arms - how would you eat dinner?

[AlKilyu]

Using my penis like a truck like I usually do...DUH!


Is this Spidey gay or so confident in his masculenity that he can do this with no worries?

[edible_eye]

oof. i thought we were friendlier than that...

someone sent that to me at work a few months back and it made me cry.

he's just confidant, cuz if you call him gay to his face - he'll turn you into bloody, human pulp.



what would you rather glue to your body - glitter, gravel, gorilla meat, grapes, garbanzo beans, geckos, giraffe chunks or gwyneth paltry's head?

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Geckos are cute, so I'll go with... Gwennie's head. Bad. ASS.

Could Toshiba raise sales of its blank VHS tapes through an ad campaign suggesting that their tapes (and only their tapes) adequately protect people from grizzly bear attacks?

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple

Could Toshiba raise sales of its blank VHS tapes through an ad campaign suggesting that their tapes (and only their tapes) adequately protect people from grizzly bear attacks?

While I don't think that is the case, that is so fucking funny I'd have to grab a couple just to give credit where it is due.

Granny did you come up with that one on your own? That's fucking genius!


Oh...


Does a bear shit in the woods?

[FenrisQueen]

I don't know, I thought it impolite to ask.


If i do a ::action:: and al isn't around to see it, am i still in trouble?

[AlKilyu]

No, Al just does what he does
:slaps Fenris:
to keep you from getting any ~bad habits~.

It's for your own good young missy!



What's better: To be pissed on or pissed off?

[FenrisQueen]

You slap like a woman.




Do you mean bad like joining the cheerleading team, or bad like dating the football team quarterback?



cause I'm pretty sure i'm not gonna do either..

[AlKilyu]

Er...whichever example best denotes moderation.

That one.

You slap like a girl!

[FenrisQueen]

yeah...well....you taught me how to slap like a girl!

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Granny did you come up with that one on your own? That's fucking genius!

Sadly, no. I defer to the master of everything, except being a complete asshole.... Mr. Poon.

[edible_eye]

i'm absolutely DISGUSTED! there hasn't been a question or answer in many, many posts.

you all make my stomach turn.






if someone strapped you to a chair and proceeded to dig your eyeballs out with a fork, how long would it take for you to 1.) start squriming, 2.) scream, 3.) piss in your pants, 4.) go insane?

[Disfunction]

Answers 1) I'd probably do that the whole way through... 2) Wouldn't... Not in my nature... 3) Depends on how long I'm strapped to the chair and how much I've had to drink. 4) Not long at all... I'll argue that I'm there.

If someone randomly walked up to you and offered you one billion dollars (American) to saw off your dominant hand, would you accept it?

[edible_eye]

yes. and then i'd get a luke skywalker-type bionic hand and i'd be better, stronger, faster.



if you woke up one morning and a kangaroo was in your room, offering to give you oral sex, would you let it?

[TeapotScar]

No, I don't like to receive. I'd probably suck him off, though.


If I you woke up one morning and I was in your room, offering to give you oral sex, would you let me?

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Whoa, Saaarah, baby, slow down. I appreciate the offer, but no, thank, you.

Are you having hands?

[TeapotScar]

Yeah, but I'd rather be giving hands.


How many people do you have to fuck to be a genius?