Man cuts off penis in restaurant

[Linen]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
ROTFLMAO!!!

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

The man tried to gain access to the kitchen
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin

Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

[DarkChildOne]

Wow. I'm not sure if i will be able to sleep soundly tonight. That's... just wrong. What would drive someone to do that? o_o

[BlackDahlia]

I wonder what the story behind that one is. O_o

[Caught]

I think a man once cut off his penis in belgium too, well he was drunk tho and it was a bet I think. It's still kind of crazy, and at least this is something else than everyday news.

[Underwater Ophelia]

He might have been on drugs or just crazy.

[DarkGentleman]

Perhaps a DIY sex-change?

I know, bad joke, sorry.

I wouldn't understand why that happened either, but it makes me cringe thinking of a penis being cut off.

I do recall the Bobbit incident about 10 yrs ago. A woman cuts off her husband's penis and throws it out in the highway.

[killer_asian_Dax]

If he wanted attention- then he got it!

There's few better ways to attract such attention than

-Cutting of genitalia

-(sadly) Shooting up a school (you want more attention- shoot up a place that's filled with children the younger the better and make sure your number out does the last horrific shooting)

-And sueing a restaurant for a human piece in your soup despite the fact that YOU planted it there.

I don't even want to know the reason why he did it. I'll just take up the stance my southern relatives take and say, "That boy ain't right."

[DarkGentleman]

Originally Posted by killer_asian_Dax

And sueing a restaurant for a human piece in your soup despite the fact that YOU planted it there.

Imagine a customer saying "Oh waiter, there's a penis in my soup!"

I couldn't resist saying that.

[Linen]

Originally Posted by DarkGentleman

Imagine a customer saying "Oh waiter, there's a penis in my soup!"

I couldn't resist saying that.

:::literally laughing my ass off:::

Oh... Oh God that was funny.

[Cyntrox]

There's a video circulating around the internet where a man cuts his stuff off. You don't want to see it.

[ugh...]

Ick... Thats really disturbing... I'd have trouble sleeping if I saw that.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Cyntrox

There's a video circulating around the internet where a man cuts his stuff off. You don't want to see it.

LINK LINK LINK.

[Vyvian Blackthorne]

Good movie idea


(calls John Waters)

[Clockwork]

Destined to be the summer's hottest flick, no doubt.

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by DarkGentleman

Imagine a customer saying "Oh waiter, there's a penis in my soup!"

I couldn't resist saying that.

No, no, no , no, NO. It goes like this:

Diner: "Waiter, there is a penis in my soup!"

Waiter: "Well keep quiet or everyone will want one!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5TSbE7K2I

[Lucretia_my_Reflection]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

No, no, no , no, NO. It goes like this:

Diner: "Waiter, there is a penis in my soup!"

Waiter: "Well keep quiet or everyone will want one!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5TSbE7thK2I

TEEHEE that was funnyful lol ^^

[DarkGentleman]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

No, no, no , no, NO. It goes like this:

Diner: "Waiter, there is a penis in my soup!"

Waiter: "Well keep quiet or everyone will want one!"

Here's a line to top it off:

Diner: "Oh waiter, is the chef's name Gordon Ramsey by any chance?"

Waiter: "Yes sir, he is the chef here".

Diner: "Damn, I knew that peckerhead was around here somewhere".

[Minyaliel]

*cringe* That must've hurt. I do wonder if the guy regrets it by now... I guess he would, come to think of it.

[killer_asian_Dax]

Unless the guy is a transsexual (who really hated being a man) undergoing hormone therapy- I'd reccon that he'll miss his wee wee eventually.

[Vako]

If by some bizarre accident I ever sever my own junk, I will cook it like a veal bratwurst and serve it to an unwanted guest.

[alshio]

Didn't another guy get a frankin-penis and become a porn star because of it, or am I making this up thinking its fact?

[the-broken-harlequin]

If it was a female I guess she would probably need some cement.
Like to seal it off or something.

[Jarl]

I Accidentally cut my penis the other day =\ Not off though... *mumbles something about jumping over fences while going "commando"*

[ghettogoth69]

I think that man wanted Penis soup........ hey if the waitor can't make it happen, then......

[Cyntrox]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

LINK LINK LINK.

I got it! Took me some time... Anyways, here it is. WARNING: This has people cutting their penis/balls off.