the Corrupted Wishes game

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, but then you get cavities from eating that sweet substance. And it being so light left you so hungry, you couldn't preform any other activities rather than sitting on a couch to watch TV since your stomach hurt so much.

I wished I had a laptop.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. But it gradually burns a hole through your lap, preventing you not only from using a laptop, but from doing anything, really, like living.

I wish I could do a proper handstand.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you stand on your head too long, causing a rush of blood to your head that inevitably gives you a stroke.

I wish that my wish couldn't be turned into a worst case scenario.

[Tismine]

Granted, but then you destroy this game, in which case we hate you.

I wish I could stop eating these nummy sunchips.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but then they get thrown out, and you never see another box again.

I wish I wasn't listening to Ministry...

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. You're now listening to a verrrrry old man trying to yodel despite the lung disease causing him cough and wheeze quite loudly. He follows you everywhere and does not stop to sleep (when you get to be that old, you don't need sleep anymore).

I wish I didn't have to do homework this summer.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. You're now listening to 50 Cent Vs. Paris Hilton with some Lil Jon shouts thrown in for fun.

I wish I could find that shoegaze song I've been looking for for the past hour.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. You have to do slave labor in a remote island instead.

I wish I could scuba-dive.

(Edit: sorry for the two posts. Mea culpa. I'm loopy)

[Dancing_in_rain]

Granted. You learn to SCUBA dive. But on your first real dive out, a turtle steals your respirator and you can no longer breathe. You die. We go to your funeral.

I wish my dad would stop snoring.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. However, one of your dad's friends snores (much louder than your dad at that), and his house has just burned down so he'll be staying at your place for a while.

I wish teeth could brush themselves, because somehow I don't really like standing there with my toothbrush for two minutes being bored.

[Diana]

Granted but your teeth are now using wire brushes which shred your gums and blood gushes from your mouth until you die.

I wish my shoes had a higher heel without hurting my feet more than they already do.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted, you have a MUCH higher heel but you are now so tall that the government mistakes you for Queen Kong, and hits you with airplanes and tranquilizer darts.

I wish my boyfriend didn't live in England.

[biohazard]

Granted, he now moves to another country that is even further away from your town.

I wish I could sleep all day....

[Tismine]

Didn't we already do this one? Meh.

Granted, but then you become entirely nocturnal and become the freak of society. You will be ostrasized and die alone.


I wish that I could think of a wish.

[Valerius]

Granted, but your wish is so crappy you decide against wishing it in the first place causing you to hate yourself and commit suicide in the end.

I wish my cat would learn how to use the toilet.

[Kitten of the Catacomb]

Granted! She learns how to use the toilet and commandeers it every time you have to use it. One day she clogs it to the point of it being unfixable, rendering that toilet useless. You can't find another one, so you are forced to dig a latrine in your backyard.

I wish that I had something to do today.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Kitten of the Catacomb

Granted! She learns how to use the toilet and commandeers it every time you have to use it. One day she clogs it to the point of it being unfixable, rendering that toilet useless. You can't find another one, so you are forced to dig a latrine in your backyard.

I wish that I had something to do today.

You do, you have to perform surgery on the one you love most. Not a doctor? Shame.

I wish I could make time go faster.

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

Granted. You have that power, but you don't know how to use it well. By accident, you make time go so fast that thousands of years past in a second, and we all die without having time of doing anything more in our lives.

I wish I had a ferret.

[mansarin]

You're getting one. But that one ferret turns out to have rabies, and nibbles up your ass through the night. Next morning, you wake up, call your ferrets name, and.... ok, I don't wanna be explicit, so the rest is censored.

I wish she won't ignore me anymore.

[Romantic Raven]

Granted. She starts stalking you, next thing you know she's singing serenades under your window at 2 a.m. and you have to move to anothe country in order to get rid of her. But she comes after you, making your life a living hell. In the end, she drives you insane, and you commit suicide.

I wish I could live in a castle.

[Lapin]

The castle is haunted by that evil bitch from The Grudge and her brother. They kill you in a horrificly painful way after spending three weeks driving you insane through mental torture. (Creepy little fucks, the both of them)

I wish I could find my wallet.

[biohazard]

Granted, but everything that was inside it was stolen, and is replaced with a fat man`s ID and family pictures.

I wish I could sleep more hours at night.

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* However, while you are sleepong soundly, a robber enters your house, get freaked out that he may wake you, and therefore, shots you with his 9mm

I wish I could take a vacation

[Romantic Raven]

Granted. You go on an exotic island and sunbathe right under a huge hole in the ozone layer. You die of cancer in less than a week.

I wish my cat would stop meowing.

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* Only now it's barking.

I wish I could Live forever at the age of seventeen