Pick up lines.

[CptSternn]

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

[Heatherzilla]

Originally Posted by Tha Duckman

Honestly, thanks for the comprehensive guide. Every other cunt makes you pay for it. With MONEY!!! [Is angry].

I'm pretty good at fooling myself, so that doesn't matter. It's usually more about the game than anything else.

The Game :

Any one that can't afford a drink plays. Here's how you do it :

Use any sort of pick up line to get a reaction from the person you use it on.

Person walks away without saying anything : Friends with money donate five cents.
Person yells at you : Friends donate ten cents.
Person slaps you : Friends donate twenty cents.
Person and persons friend slap you : Friends donate fifty cents.
Person kicks you in gonads : Friends donate one Euro.
Person Get punched by persons partner : Friends donate one Euro fifty.
You have have to run away or you'll be hospitalized : Friends buy you a drink.

And if it works?

[badteccy]

Damn, Haunted beat me to it...

[Tha Duckman]

Originally Posted by Heatherzilla

And if it works?

Hopefully you get laid, and the guys buy you a drink.

[dreamydancer]

"My face is leaving in five minutes. Be on it."

[Valrys]

I never use pick-up lines, I'm a recluse in that aspect of socialising, but the closest thing to one I used was:
"So. I see you're wearing shoes. Hows that going for you?"

Needless to say that is totally hopeless, but I change the word shoes for anything I want and use it to break silences with absolutely everyone I meet now.

It also does a good job of shutting someone up if they're being a dickl, I find.

[prophecyofdoom]

Really, the only "pickup line" I've ever needed was a single glance. If that didn't work I suppose I'd just walk up and say "hello". Once, I hit on another girl by pointing at her, patting the seat beside me, and saying "hey you, come here." Go figure, it worked.

[Diana]

A guy used this one on me and we had a nice (albeit short) relationship: "I wanted to get your name before one of us dies." It's a bit overused, I've heard other people at clubs using it but he looked so cute in all that lace....

[prophecyofdoom]

All pickup lines are awful. If I've already admired someone from a distance and decided I was interested in them, they could likely say any stupid thing to me and it would "work". But if I hadn't already noticed the person, I'd walk away in disgust. If it was a very clever pick-up line, I might deign to say, "clever" before walking away in disgust. Just talk normally to the object of your desire. Make a comment/ask a question to get a conversation started. Even someone buying me a drink often makes me feel, uncomfortably, persued.

[Tha Duckman]

Originally Posted by Diana

"I wanted to get your name before one of us dies."

[Pukes in mouth a little bit].

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[thedoll]

"I have no gag reflexes and I can breathe through my ears"

"why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever comes up"

"can i floss with your pubic hair"

[psyches_reflection]

One line that I hear far too often and never quite understand: "Hey you, it's my birthday!"

I'm at a loss to understand how that's supposed to work...

[Methadrine]

It worked for Gollum...

[psyches_reflection]

I'm pretty sure there's a joke about using lame lines in a desperate attempt at pulling and Gollum's pseudo-syphillis in there somewhere, but it's just not coming...

[Tha Duckman]

You won't be coming either, you tell chicks you have syphilis...

[Dark_love_2008]

I've gotten them all, which is histerical that none of them worked. from the ever popular "Is your dad a thief, cuz I want to know who stole thoes diamonds (or stars) and put them in your eyes" to the 'not so romantic'... "Do you know Karate, cuz your body's kickin'." I swear that guy must have gotten it fron that t mobile commertial.

The one I hate most of all though is... "What's your sign" I always want to tell them "one that reads 'back off stupid'."

[Tha Duckman]

Tha Duckman's interpretation of those pick up lines :

Is your Dad a thief? Because I've been stalking you, and I noticed that you have my TV.

Do you know karate? Because I'm gonna kick your head in.

What's your sign? My Chinese star sign is the rabbit, which means that I could keel over and die if I hear a loud noise.

[Dark_love_2008]

hahahahaha OMG I have to remember those next time. That freaking great man! I once had this guy use all three of those on my and my friends, how desperate can a guy be?

[Tha Duckman]

You'd be fucking surprised, lady. You know what it's like for a dude to work up the courage to talk to a female? I have to be literally passing out from alcohol to try it. It's pretty fucking difficult, and it doesn't help when the females in question are mooks about it.

Us dudes got Feelings and shit.

[Lapin]

I love pick-up lines, especially imaginative ones. This one little soldier used this one:

"I see you're wearing a dress."
"Obviously."
"That's good, it'll make both our lives easier later tonight."

I started laughing, and he kept flirting, but really, he was too stupid for me to ever consider him. Still, good line.

[Tha Duckman]

Would you date a dude if he wore a pot on his head and ran into walls repeatedly?

[Lapin]

Depends. Why exactly is he doing this act?

[Tha Duckman]

He's making music.

And he's high...

[Lapin]

Will he mind if I videotape him and put him on YouTube, G-net, etc.? If so....sure. I've dated much worse.

[Cyntrox]

So THAT'S the story behind you making better music when you're high!