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07-16-2007, 01:27 PM
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#851
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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Because you spilt your pudding cup at lunch time, Spilling pudding always puts people in a bad mood.
hmm, why is there glass all over my kitchen floor?
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07-16-2007, 01:28 PM
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#852
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Because all the glasses in your house thought it would be a fun idea to smash themselves upon your kitchen floor.
Why is my nail broken?
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07-16-2007, 01:42 PM
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#853
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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Obviously your nail is broken because you've been working it to hard, I advise you to send it on a vacation to hawaii.
why should I?!
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07-16-2007, 01:48 PM
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#854
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Beacause I told you to & I'm not gonna tell you again.
Why is this computer sooooo slow?
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07-16-2007, 02:51 PM
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#855
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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because it loves you so much that it is forcing you to spend more ime with it
What should I fix for dinner?
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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07-16-2007, 02:52 PM
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#856
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Salad.
What should I do tomorrow?
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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07-16-2007, 03:04 PM
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#857
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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The same thing we do everyday, Pinky, Try to take over the world!
>_>
Why did, as soon as I said it was too bright, the sky cloud over?
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07-16-2007, 04:57 PM
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#858
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because nothing good ever lasts. All good things must come to an end.
Why did Tismine tell me that I should smile more?
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††A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.††
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07-16-2007, 05:24 PM
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#859
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because you never do.
Should I have revealed my real name?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-16-2007, 07:54 PM
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#860
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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No. Now that it's accessible to the few aliens with internet access, they can complete their plan for world domination. Now we're all gonna die. And it's all your fault, chica.
Why are glittery things so fun to look at? (Deep, I know)
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-16-2007, 08:00 PM
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#861
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because they're perplexing.
Why can't I sleep?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-16-2007, 08:05 PM
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#862
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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Because the snarkleploxes don't want you to.
Dude... where's my car?
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-16-2007, 08:07 PM
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#863
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Over in the impossibly small corner, with Stuart Little, and all the other products of your twisted fantasies.
Can you repeat the question?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-16-2007, 08:21 PM
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#864
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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No. If you didn't catch it the first time, you don't deserve to know it.
I'm very cold and militant right now. Why?
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07-16-2007, 09:05 PM
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#865
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because your mood is affected by the direction of the wind.
How is that possible?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-18-2007, 08:35 AM
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#866
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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It's not; give up.
Why did my stupid tab key fall off?
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07-18-2007, 09:11 AM
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#867
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Because it wasn't attached correctly.
Why am I so bored?
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07-18-2007, 11:26 AM
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#868
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because you are not watching anime at the time. You should go watch some 
Why does sunlight always have to give me a tan on my skin?
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††A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.††
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07-18-2007, 11:38 AM
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#869
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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because that is what sunlight does o.0
Why is there noting to do at work today?
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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07-18-2007, 01:20 PM
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#870
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 210
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Because you're a lazy ass!
Why do birds... suddenly appear...?
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Do you believe in what we've got / Try it, one shot / We stand once and for all / We're not gonna fall
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07-18-2007, 01:57 PM
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#871
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Well it's not due to you being near. It's because they are actually invisible until you notice them.
Where did my drink go?
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07-18-2007, 02:01 PM
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#872
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 210
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*burp*
Why do australians make such GOOD bartenders?
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Do you believe in what we've got / Try it, one shot / We stand once and for all / We're not gonna fall
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07-18-2007, 02:09 PM
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#873
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Because in Australia, they learn bartending at school from a very young age.
Why am I so tired?
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07-18-2007, 02:13 PM
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#874
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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Because the sandman doesn't like you
why do people eat caned meat?
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07-18-2007, 02:17 PM
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#875
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 210
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Because they can't spell "canned".
Why doesn't the sandman like me!?
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Do you believe in what we've got / Try it, one shot / We stand once and for all / We're not gonna fall
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