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10-09-2007, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a place covered in darkness but filled with only good people
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How do you want to die?
I want to slit the bottom of my wrist and bleed to death. A dramatic, tragic, and suicidal end to my wonderful life. Well, at least I'm honest. And, no, I'm not depressed, but that is how I want to die.
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10-09-2007, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
Posts: 1,472
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*headdesk*
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10-09-2007, 02:32 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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*smacks hand against head*
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Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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10-09-2007, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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*headkeyboard*
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10-09-2007, 03:37 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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*headhead*
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10-09-2007, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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If I had to choose an "exotic" death, it'd be drowning, probably. I'm deeply connected to water and breath, so I think it suits me.
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10-09-2007, 04:55 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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I would want to die peacefully, seeing my body as my soul floats out.
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10-09-2007, 05:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 172
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Dive bombing into something in some kind of air-borne craft. Or maybe from the heart attack on the way down. Got to go out with something exciting. Neil Young sang it best: "It's better to burn out than to fade away."
Hell yeah, Neil. \m/
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10-09-2007, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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I would like to die in my sleep, peacefully and painlessly.
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10-09-2007, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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I guess I'd like to be stuck in a giant blender with a bunch of alcohol and get turned into the world's largest diaquiri. And then I want all my friends to get drunk off of me.
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10-09-2007, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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I would also say dying of too many orgasms wouldn't be too bad.
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10-09-2007, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
If I had to choose an "exotic" death, it'd be drowning, probably.
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If I had to choose an exotic death, I would try to get drunk on windex and drive a bicycle with greased flaming turkeys on the sides into a wall of rabid seagulls.
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10-09-2007, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Happy Valley, Utah
Posts: 283
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How do you keep the seagulls in a wall? Stick their heads through chicken wire, perhaps?
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10-09-2007, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
Posts: 132
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I would singlehandedly siege the fortress of Colombia's largest cocaine manufacturer with only a stiletto and a grenade. I'd blast through the doors in broad daylight with my dual auto-loading 20mm Browning assault rifles and mow down half of the veteran, battle-scarred cocainistos, then I would engage the boss of the operation. He would come at me with his +5 cocaine addiction attack, but I would swerve out of the way and jump through the window into a river, where I'd swim back to the rendezvous point as the entire complex erupted in a fiery explosion. Invariably I would get the girl.
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10-09-2007, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow
I would also say dying of too many orgasms wouldn't be too bad.
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Hear, hear!
I would like that too. But when I get more than 5 orgasms, my dick starts to get sore so when I think about it... it'd be pretty painful for me.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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10-09-2007, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Originally Posted by Valerius
Hear, hear!
I would like that too. But when I get more than 5 orgasms, my dick starts to get sore so when I think about it... it'd be pretty painful for me.
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Hehehe
pain is pleasure baby XD
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10-09-2007, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
Posts: 1,472
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You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.
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10-09-2007, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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What are you talking about?
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10-09-2007, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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He's talking about how we killed Jesus and voted for Humphrey, because his tolerance for communism, his liberalism, and his support of civil rights couldn't be any more clearly the works of Satan, our patron saint by default.
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10-09-2007, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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XD that was so cute.
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10-10-2007, 09:07 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Freezer in your basement
Posts: 40
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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov
I would singlehandedly siege the fortress of Colombia's largest cocaine manufacturer with only a stiletto and a grenade. I'd blast through the doors in broad daylight with my dual auto-loading 20mm Browning assault rifles and mow down half of the veteran, battle-scarred cocainistos, then I would engage the boss of the operation. He would come at me with his +5 cocaine addiction attack, but I would swerve out of the way and jump through the window into a river, where I'd swim back to the rendezvous point as the entire complex erupted in a fiery explosion. Invariably I would get the girl.
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I would die of laughter from seeing this happen. XD
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10-10-2007, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Montana
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They way i wanna die is also bye drowning it would be painless sum wat you would feel like your liungs are gunna burst but they say you see your life before your eyes slower then you would ne other way.... If you wanted to see your life...
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10-10-2007, 11:37 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
Posts: 152
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I want to die durring an anti-war ralley by getting shot down by police and changing the outlook on American Authority figures. This will eventually lead to complete public rejection of govornment and the people will overcome and once again live in a brainwashless and more individual living situations. That would be grand.
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10-10-2007, 11:49 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: A Random Abyss
Posts: 49
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I want to die by going against the entire united states army with nothing more than a ninja ken. (A small sword)
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10-10-2007, 12:04 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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"Hey everyone, look at that crazy guy!"
"He's armed!"
*everyone shoots*
...yeah.
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Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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