Help!

[Opteron_Man]

I really need advice on meeting new people.
I am so shy it is serious.
I need someone to advize me on making friends.
If I continue on my current course, I will stay alone for the next 60 or 70 years. I just don't know hot to socilise like you normal people. I never know what to say! Or where to meet people. I don't know what to converse about.

Help me please!

Sorry i'm pethetic sounding, but I need advice.

[lostintranslation]

It's normally easy to start a conversation by saying "Hello", followed by a cute and simple joke, compliment, or observation. For example, you see someone all by themself at a club or show that you find intriguing, so you walk up and say "Hello, I noticed you were all by yourself and thought you might like some company..." follow up with introductions and questions, and there you have a conversation.

[Opteron_Man]

Ah! Interesting! You must remember that I lack some of the most basic social skills that most normal people have, and take for granted.