Whos sexier...me or gothicus?

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Tumor

Saying such a thing is saying that everyone who says you're not ugly is lying and that those who say that you are ugly are the odd ones out, which implies that they're telling the truth. When I say that you're ugly, I'm glad you agree. So your vote was for Metabolik?

... nnnope. Try again. If you read the rest of the post, you would understand the metaphor-- not to suggest any logical person would construe it as you do even without context. The critical flaw in your perceptions apparently doesn't only apply to physical appearances of others.

[Catch]

Well Opteron Man you are most certainly Goth, but the competition doesn't involve you.

I'm still on the fence between Metabolik and gothicusmaximus. It is just so difficult deciding.

[Opteron_Man]

Originally Posted by Catch

Well Opteron Man you are most certainly Goth, but the competition doesn't involve you.

I'm still on the fence between Metabolik and gothicusmaximus. It is just so difficult deciding.

Haha, yah, I know! (Laughs) I was just being obnoxious. Sorry.

[KontanKarite]

I don't think Gothicus is that ugly, really. He's kinda cute if you ask me.

[Wormboy]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

I don't think Gothicus is that ugly, really. He's kinda cute if you ask me.

Agreed.... .. . ..... .

[Wednesday Friday Addams]

I take bribes.

[TopHaggardDoll]

I'm not really attracted to either of you, sorry guys.

[gothicusmaximus]

I never realized gnet had so many asexual people.

[Opteron_Man]

Originally Posted by Wormboy

Agreed.... .. . ..... .

I agree too.

[Vexik]

Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Neither, Vexik wins. He's got pirate booty!! Arr!

Pirate booty /is/ the sexiest of all booties.

But not necessarily the cutest - that would be a baby booty with a kitty in it.

[Tumor]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

... nnnope. Try again. If you read the rest of the post, you would understand the metaphor-- not to suggest any logical person would construe it as you do even without context. The critical flaw in your perceptions apparently doesn't only apply to physical appearances of others.

The only critical flaw in this is your inability to write a metaphor that matches the scenario. You falsely implied that my opinion that you are ugly is a lie, but then you compared me to a "kid who says he was abducted by aliens" (something that many people believe can be true), and everyone else to "a crowd of classmates claiming their dog ate their homework" (which is obviously the lie). Now, if you had switched to roles that you assigned to myself and to everyone else, your metaphor would work. As it stands now, you fail miserably. Have a nice day.

[Tumor]

Oh, and me saying that you are ugly is not a "jealous lie," as you put it. For one, I have no reason to be jealous of you. The idea that I would is simply laughable. Also, I really do think that you are ugly. That's my opinion, and I'm entitled to it, just as others who think that you are not ugly are entitled to theirs. But whether you like my opinion or not, quite frankly, I couldn't care less. What you think of my opinion is inconsequential to me.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Tumor

The only critical flaw in this is your inability to write a metaphor that matches the scenario. You falsely implied that my opinion that you are ugly is a lie, but then you compared me to a "kid who says he was abducted by aliens" (something that many people believe can be true), and everyone else to "a crowd of classmates claiming their dog ate their homework" (which is obviously the lie). Now, if you had switched to roles that you assigned to myself and to everyone else, your metaphor would work. As it stands now, you fail miserably. Have a nice day.

The logic of this post hinges on the idea that alien abduction is more likely to happen than a dog eating someone's homework.

As much as I would like to just leave it at that, your next post betrays that that you're stupid, so I'll have to explain further. Most modern people, excepting a smally community, maintain that alien abduction is an absolute fiction, something that does not happen, has never happened, and never will happen, whereas none can argue that dogs do occassionally tear into things that are not food. To the average person, the kid who says he was abducted by aliens is undeniably lying, while the one who says a dog ate his homework could possibly be telling the truth.

"But Gothicus Maximus," you might say in another post which surpasses even these two in inanity, "You never specified whether the hypothetical 'teacher' detecting the falsehood is an avid believer in abduction phenomenon or not!" Well, anyone familiar with such tales would know that the victim is almost always taken from his or her bed as he or she sleeps and returned before morning, long after he or she would have completed his or her homework. Indeed, snatching a schoolchild for an entire afternoon such that he couldn't do his work would draw attention the sinister extra-terrestrials could not afford. So, even to a UFO nut, Alien Abduction is a worse excuse.

But whether you like my opinion or not, quite frankly, I couldn't care less.

You mean the opinion that I'm insanely attractive and that you wish you could be me? I like that fine.

Opteron_Man, I owe you an apology, thanks to Tumor being a moron the joke was saved.

[gothicusmaximus]

Oops, some small corrections.

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

excepting a small community, maintain that alien abduction is an absolute fiction, something that does not happen, has never happened, and never will happen, whereas none can argue that dogs do not occasionally tear into things that are not food.

I would let a typo and the omission of a word go, but given what I'm dealing with here...

[Tea and Cake or Death]

I vote for gothicus

[Tumor]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

The logic of this post hinges on the idea that alien abduction is more likely to happen than a dog eating someone's homework.

More like the fact that there are more people who believe in the possibility of alien abduction than people who believe that dogs eating homework is a common occurrence. But I didn't expect you to pick up on that.

As much as I would like to just leave it at that, your next post betrays that that you're stupid, so I'll have to explain further. Most modern people, excepting a smally community, maintain that alien abduction is an absolute fiction, something that does not happen, has never happened, and never will happen, whereas none can argue that dogs do occassionally tear into things that are not food. To the average person, the kid who says he was abducted by aliens is undeniably lying, while the one who says a dog ate his homework could possibly be telling the truth.

It appears that your perception of what "most modern people" believe is far from accurate. But going beyond that, just because only a small community of people believe in something that everyone else does, that does not mean that this small community is automatically wrong. You are committing a logical fallacy by appealing to popularity.

"But Gothicus Maximus," you might say in another post which surpasses even these two in inanity, "You never specified whether the hypothetical 'teacher' detecting the falsehood is an avid believer in abduction phenomenon or not!" Well, anyone familiar with such tales would know that the victim is almost always taken from his or her bed as he or she sleeps and returned before morning, long after he or she would have completed his or her homework. Indeed, snatching a schoolchild for an entire afternoon such that he couldn't do his work would draw attention the sinister extra-terrestrials could not afford. So, even to a UFO nut, Alien Abduction is a worse excuse.

Another logical fallacy. Just because said hypothetical teacher believes something to be true or untrue does not make it true or untrue. Additionally, there are plenty of stories of abductees being taken in the middle of the day, so your example falls apart.

You mean the opinion that I'm insanely attractive and that you wish you could be me? I like that fine.

Ah, so you still believe in the juvenile concept of "opposite day." No wonder they call you "Cape Boy."

I would let a typo and the omission of a word go, but given what I'm dealing with here...

And why would I care if you make a few typos here and there? I do, too. We all do.

[HumanePain]

Reading this Clash of The Titans is getting me hot and bothered!

Only Goths would go to such depth of analysis of dogs and spaceships.
By the way, dogs did fly spaceships and so are responsible for both the comments by the odd boy out and the rest of the class.

Google: "Dogs flew spaceships". If it is Wiki'd it must be true.

[Tumor]

Originally Posted by Tumor

But going beyond that, just because only a small community of people believe in something that everyone else does, that does not mean that this small community is automatically wrong.

Correction. That should read "just because only a small community of people believe in something that everyone else does not..."

I would let an omission of a word go, but given what I'm dealing with here... <_<

[TopHaggardDoll]

I feel sorry for you Tumor...

Seriously, I can't believe someone who believes that they are so awesome is actually arguing about you not finding him attractive.

On the other hand though, one could say it really isn't suprising given the circumstances.

*walks away mumbling*

[Underwater Ophelia]

This is getting stupid.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Tumor

More like the fact that there are more people who believe in the possibility of alien abduction than people who believe that dogs eating homework is a common occurrence. But I didn't expect you to pick up on that.

Could you be any more wrong? Most people who believe in Alien Abduction conceal that from their friends in family in order to avoid losing all credibility or being committed to a mental institution. We haven't even proven that Alien Abduction happens, everyone whose had a pet knows they can wreck stuff. Jesus christ.

It appears that your perception of what "most modern people" believe is far from accurate. But going beyond that, just because only a small community of people believe in something that everyone else does, that does not mean that this small community is automatically wrong. You are committing a logical fallacy by appealing to popularity.

The comparison was based on who is more likely to be caught lying. The lie that most people believe cannot possibly be true is obviously the worse lie.

Another logical fallacy. Just because said hypothetical teacher believes something to be true or untrue does not make it true or untrue. Additionally, there are plenty of stories of abductees being taken in the middle of the day, so your example falls apart.

This whole part of the post was supposed to be making fun of you. Every metaphor of that sort should be looked at through the perceptions of the average man. Reading what I said and saying "BUT ALIEN ABDUCTION COULD BE TRUE TO SOME", is equatable to reading "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" and saying "BUT I'M A HORSE DENTIST" or reading "Anyone who doesn't look both ways when crossing the street is dumb" and saying "WHAT ABOUT BLIND PEOPLE".
In your original post, you said a kid who claims to be abducted is 'obviously' telling the truth and a kid who claims his dog ate his homework is 'obviously' lying. Most people will see the contest between the two as that between something that cannot possibly happen and something that happens at least once to every pet owner. Even someone who believes in abduction knows which one is more likely to happen, especially in the case of an abduction in broad daylight that nobody noticed, not even after the victim vanished for a whole afternoon.

Ah, so you still believe in the juvenile concept of "opposite day." No wonder they call you "Cape Boy."

You realize this is essentially saying "Only on OPPOSITE DAY! Niener niener!", Right?

And why would I care if you make a few typos here and there? I do, too. We all do.

I thought you might get confused.

Originally Posted by Oph

This is getting stupid.

Getting?

[Murasaki eyeliner]

both of you are gorgeouse and you both seem like pretty cool guys

but please tell me why one of your eyes seem to have migrated in one of the phtos?

[electrosexual]

It's a tough one ... Ack I just don't find either of you attractive. Sorry :/

[Metabolik]

Originally Posted by Opteron_Man

If I might be so bold; I think I am cute too.
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...n/IMG_0165.jpg
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...n/IMG_0060.jpg
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...n/IMG_0056.jpg

OMG...you fucking WIN

[Metabolik]

I love my amazingly shit thred
Wars are fun