My God... - Page 5

MollyMac · 06-11-2008, 05:13 AM

Yeah, I fucking do, haggis taint.

Morganite · 06-11-2008, 05:45 AM

Go on then.
Tell me what those words that I typed mean.
If you're so smart, you Crabbit bat.
Och Aye, I went there.

JCC · 06-11-2008, 09:08 AM

What's with the Scottish pride stuff? Scotland, England, America, it's all just more soil. Grow up.

KontanKarite · 06-11-2008, 09:11 AM

England is the 51st state, mofuggas.

Scotland is just a county of the 51st state.

Morganite · 06-11-2008, 11:13 AM

Scotland is not a county, it's a country, you erse-faced Bessie.
Scotland the Brave, bitch.
Awa and bile yer heid. By the sounds of things, you need it.
Oh, and you might want to pay attention the next time you go to your Geography class.
You Americans have some nerve calling England one of your states. You have some nerve calling Scotland a County of England.
We'll have our Independance one day.

lostintranslation · 06-11-2008, 11:31 AM

Morganite, stop with attempting to write in a Scottish accent. We all know what you're saying, we're slightly smarter than you give us credit for. All you're doing is making yourself look ridiculous with the extra vowels. You speak English with a Scottish accent, but you don't write out an accent phenetically. I have an accent, but you don't see me typing things as though I were speaking them simply because that would be silly. Take a step back and relax, gal, you haven't been here long and people already aren't too keen on you.

Morganite · 06-11-2008, 11:35 AM

That's the way we talk up here.
Honesty....
Scots also talk like that in Glasgow and Edinburgh......
It's called Broad Scots accent.
And if they quit insulting Scotland aswell as Lillith, maybe then I'll consider being nice. But until then....
N.A.W!

KontanKarite · 06-11-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Morganite

Scotland is not a county, it's a country, you erse-faced Bessie.
Scotland the Brave, bitch.
Awa and bile yer heid. By the sounds of things, you need it.
Oh, and you might want to pay attention the next time you go to your Geography class.
You Americans have some nerve calling England one of your states. You have some nerve calling Scotland a County of England.
We'll have our Independance one day.

LoL!!! Oh man, you're easy. Thanks for the laughs. BTW, it would be nice to see Scotland get its independence someday. Of course I'd say something such as England as a 51st state. It obviously got your riled. You can't possibly think I believe in my own blatantly stupid comments do you?

JCC · 06-11-2008, 02:11 PM

I think for Scotland to gain independence from Britain would be a pretty bad move, in fairness. But eh, whatever.

KontanKarite · 06-11-2008, 02:51 PM

People shouldn't be protected from themselves, JCC. If someone wants to juggle chainsaws, then let them.

Wormboy · 06-11-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Morganite

Scotland the Brave, bitch.

Oh yes, Scotland the brave. Tell me, how long has your country been England's personal bitch?

Tumor · 06-11-2008, 04:12 PM

This is almost as painful as those people who like Ireland so much that they try to speak with an Irish accent, despite the fact that 90% of the time they come from a place where their native accent is in no way compatible.

MollyMac · 06-11-2008, 06:47 PM

he he heeeee.. I'm a Highland dancer, eggie-snatch.

Morganite · 06-12-2008, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Wormboy

Oh yes, Scotland the brave. Tell me, how long has your country been England's personal bitch?

Aye, we lost one battle.
But we won at the Stirling Bridge and we won at Bannokburn. We never gave up. That's what makes us Brave. We kicked Englands ass twice. Both Edward Longshanks and his son Edward II were twisted, evil, heartless numptys.
At least we had the guts to never give up fighting.

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he he heeeee.. I'm a Highland dancer, eggie-snatch

What the Hell does that mean? Is that supposed to be an insult or something? Because it's pretty pathetic.

MollyMac · 06-12-2008, 04:41 AM

How about that Culloden, ass tard?

JCC · 06-12-2008, 08:29 AM

Scotland isn't brave.

The Independents were brave. William Wallace, Robert Stewart, Agnes Dunbar, those are people worthy of recognition.

You have nothing to do with them. You are stupid.

I Am Great. · 06-12-2008, 09:08 AM

I am brave!

No that's a lie, I'm actually a complete pussy

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Wormboy · 06-12-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Morganite

Aye, we lost one battle.
But we won at the Stirling Bridge and we won at Bannokburn. We never gave up. That's what makes us Brave. We kicked Englands ass twice. Both Edward Longshanks and his son Edward II were twisted, evil, heartless numptys.
At least we had the guts to never give up fighting.

So, when was the last time you were at a protest rally for independence?

Morganite · 06-12-2008, 10:44 AM

Unfortunately, my parents won't let me go all the way down to Edinburgh for an independance rally.
My Mum is afraid that I'll get arrested. Highly unlikely. It's not as if I'll do anything bonehead. I want to go to America to see my Uncle, and I cannae do that if I've got a criminal record.
So that's why I cannae go to a Protest.
MollyMac, quit being a soor-faced crabbit auld bat, will ya?
I get enough bullshit from the English kids in my town and I dinnae need it from auld Bessie's such as yersel'.

I Am Great. · 06-12-2008, 10:53 AM

You are a retard.

Morganite · 06-12-2008, 11:02 AM

Naw, I think you're the retard.

Murasaki eyeliner · 06-12-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morganite

Aye, we lost one battle.
But we won at the Stirling Bridge and we won at Bannokburn. We never gave up. That's what makes us Brave. We kicked Englands ass twice. Both Edward Longshanks and his son Edward II were twisted, evil, heartless numptys.
At least we had the guts to never give up fighting.

we kicked your ass in football,which i think is a bit more relevent,well more relevent that some battles were most of the commanding officers were probobly off their faces on whisky

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Originally Posted by Morganite

What the Hell does that mean? Is that supposed to be an insult or something? Because it's pretty pathetic.

i could say the same about a few of your posts

honeythorn · 06-12-2008, 11:10 AM

No one gives a flying fuck how Scottish you are. Half my my goddamn family is Scottish and they don't show any of your arrogance . Trying to insult people with old Scottish slang does not make you look intelligent ( and yes I can understand those insults ) . Bravery has nothing to do with your country of origin whatsoever, and the battles of the past have nothing to do with you in the slightest aside from the fact you were born in Scotland. You aren't impressing anyone at all.

JCC · 06-12-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Morganite

Unfortunately, my parents won't let me go all the way down to Edinburgh for an independance rally.
My Mum is afraid that I'll get arrested. Highly unlikely. It's not as if I'll do anything bonehead. I want to go to America to see my Uncle, and I cannae do that if I've got a criminal record.
So that's why I cannae go to a Protest.
MollyMac, quit being a soor-faced crabbit auld bat, will ya?
I get enough bullshit from the English kids in my town and I dinnae need it from auld Bessie's such as yersel'.

Yeah, the Scottish are so intrinsically brave that they can't even defy their mother to participate in a cause they feel strongly about. Viva la Scotland!

KontanKarite · 06-12-2008, 11:24 AM

I love you, Honeythorn.