Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)

[Eclipsing the Son]

Originally Posted by Despanan

Have I kicked your ass so hard that you're starting to fall in love with me?

Dude. Besides the teeny bopper and grandpa nobody thinks you won here and they most likely take your side out of spite for us than out of honest agreement.

You were annihilated. Proven a loser and a terrible debater. Go bury your shame and think twice before you attempt another attack next time.

[Despanan]

As that came literally seconds after my post I'm going to assume there was some sort of barb directed at me in that post.

Once again EtS:

I. Can't. Read. What. You. Are. Writing.

Did I spell it out for you enough yet, you fugly basement dweller?

[Eclipsing the Son]

'Can't'? You mean 'Choose not to'. Reason being that you're a fucking pussy.

[Despanan]

I'm going to assume that that post was you coming on to me.

No EtS, I won't let you suck my dick. Even if I were gay, you're too damn ugly.

[Eclipsing the Son]

There you have it folks. Despanan is a bigoted homophobe.

Yet another description to add to his deplorable character traits.

[Despanan]

Oh isn't this fun? I'm going to assume that this was some sort of half-assed jab against me, (as he is now humiliated that I have rejected his advances) followed by innuendo that I am, in fact, actually reading his worthless posts.

EtS is such an easy target, because in the end, all he can do is spew recycled bile, and he's too damn immature to let anything go.

He's like that guy in "Kung-pow: Enter the Fist" that they trained wrong as a joke. He keeps running head long into virtual kidney punches and thinking he's doing well.

[Eclipsing the Son]

That was good. He accused me of using recycled unoriginal ideas then used a movie to insult me because he can't think up anything original.

I'm also pretty sure that accusing him of still reading my posts isn't innuendo. Poor guy.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

*Drives in on bulldozer,a message written across the dozer's blade that reads "Don't feed the troll!"*

[Despanan]

Fucking bulldozers.

QUIT HOGGING THE ROAD!

[Eclipsing the Son]

Originally Posted by Despanan

he's too damn immature to let anything go.

The first thing you ever said to me was a flame in the picture thread about giving me wedgies. That was my first despanan experience. You then started the Marian Law thing and began spamming everywhere I posted.

I actually tried being cool about that and you continued to act like a retard. I even tried adding you on myspace to see if you're as cool as you claim to be and you denied me.

I'm actually cool enough to let it all go now if you asked. You won't though. Because ONCE AGAIN, you represent everything you accuse other people of and are in fact the immature one in this discussion.

I've never seen such an obvious case of somebody projecting their own faults onto other people. It's sad.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

I've been waving you around for an hour...It's your own fault.

[Despanan]

I Don't Like To Pass On These Roads!

[Deadmanwalking_05]

What do you want me to do....build another road?

[tekajo]

Well...you are on a bulldozer.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

*Thinks about it* I'm with a Union they gave me the bulldozer and told me to drive up this road until I reach the five mile marker,then pull it over to the side,and park it for the work crew.

Only problems is I've went at least 30 friggin' miles up this road and not one friggin' mile marker.

[Despanan]

Yeah, I did that. Mile markers make me nervous, so I replaced them with rabid wolverines.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

*Unbuckles rifle sheath,trades work caps* Good thing I opted for that pest control job in case this one didn't work out *Loads rifle,swaps new .22 for old .38*

Have a good one *Walks off into the distance,rifle over one shoulder*

[Eclipsing the Son]

Wow. This is some serious nerd banter right here, that's what it is.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

*Levels rifle on E.t.s. lines the sights up with Ets's head* naw don't need to waste the bullet,got to save 'em for the wolverines. *Unshoulders the '03 continues on with the hunt*

[Despanan]

Watch out for those wolverines. Them are trained to r@pe a man. 'Were supposed to keep the folk for coming down the road. Now all we get is EtS running down there every day. Sometimes three times a day.

I'm beginning to think them wolverines have the short end of the stick.

[Deadmanwalking_05]

Despan I think you have the right train of thought I've got an idea

*Shoves right hand into front vest pocket,fishes out wounded rabbit call*

Despan....what would those wolverines do to a man I ask,r@pe you say?

*Sticks rabbit call on his mouth,cslling with every breath and bolts back to the Bulldozers safely enclosed cab*


Let's see what happens.

[$haDe]

Wow.... It's been awhile since last time I read some random conversation.


Almost forget how fun it is.

[Despanan]

'Nothin right now. Them things is gonna be busy r@ping EtS fer at least another 'are I do declare.

that boy ain't right.

[Eclipsing the Son]

Originally Posted by $haDe

Wow.... It's been awhile since last time I read some random conversation.


Almost forget how fun it is.

It isn't a conversation. It's online role playing. Something the artistically and mentally stunted take part in instead of going outside and actually doing the things they type about. Despanan does it a lot. Pretending that he writes plays and such. He even role plays at his online conversations by pronouncing victory when he has obviously been beaten.

[Despanan]

Ahh, here come that ther' lad. All covered from head 'teh toe with them wolverines. Them air r@pin' 'evrey single hole that boy have... looks lak they made themselves a few new ones too.