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Old 04-15-2009, 08:55 PM   #26
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Yeah, it's too bad she didn't just post it in the sex thread... Although I guess it deserved its own.... no wait. Yeah it should've been in the sex thread... Although I guess it makes it easier to just avoid her all together..

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One thing I never got was "goth sex"...when people explained it to me, it always sounds like run-of-the-mill S&M.
Goth sex should be doing it doggy style with Bauhaus playing while whoever is being railed reads aloud Poe or something....
Agreed... minus the Poe reading. If there's no sexy moaning or interestingly sexual noises due to rough/painful sex, or communication that would lead to different positions or whether someone's actually enjoying it or not... then I'd prefer the mouth to stay closed.

And I guess that should be a sentence that starts out... "I'm not a sexist, but..!"
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:07 AM   #27
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It gets me really turned on. Me and my bf are goths, and by god we take it into the bedroom. This sounds horrible, but I once did an "excorsist" with a crucifix down there ... hehe i'm bad.
Ooooookaaaaaay.....wasn't expecting that. Thought you meant more along the lines of finding the Goth look sexy or something.
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:11 AM   #28
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its okay calm down it was a plastic one. And I didnt jab it in literally, I just rubbed it around, like a dildo only with the crucifix.
I still don't understand how this makes it "Goth"...

Besides that, even if it was plastic, it can still be dangerous. If the two of you have a cross fetish, I suggest finding an actual cross dildo of some kind.

Also, if you intend on going in a more explicit sexual direction with your topics, may I suggest posting them in the Sex thread..?
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:22 AM   #29
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I still don't understand how this makes it "Goth"...

Besides that, even if it was plastic, it can still be dangerous. If the two of you have a cross fetish, I suggest finding an actual cross dildo of some kind.

Also, if you intend on going in a more explicit sexual direction with your topics, may I suggest posting them in the Sex thread..?
We do not have a crucifix fetish, we just enjoy doing that with them. How can it be dangerous? There are no sharp edges on it. Its just a plain ol' brown plastic one with a copper jesus on it. But I don't put the jesus end in .. hehe.

And chill out Tam Li Hua, everyone talks nasty shit here, its no big deal. Its not like im gonna scar pplz for life.
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:36 AM   #30
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Why? You barely know me.
Because you're pretty one dimensional?

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its okay calm down it was a plastic one. And I didnt jab it in literally, I just rubbed it around, like a dildo only with the crucifix.
That's still idiotic.
Also, yes it can be dangerous. It's not made of a material meant to be cleaned properly for use in a human mucous membrane, and the plastic itself could be harmful.

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Old 04-16-2009, 10:50 AM   #31
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Unimatrix: I'm with Ophie on this one. Also, plastic -can- have sharp parts, especially if it's cheap plastic. :/

Sure, you can discuss whatever you like. It just doesn't make sense with what I thought the topic actually was. [At least not to me. :/]

I. E., fucking with a Crucifix [literally] doesn't strike me as a Goth-specific sexual kink. A Catholic/BDSM one, maybe, but not especially Goth.
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:55 AM   #32
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I fucked to Bauhaus once. Eventually, I found myself thoroughly despising the other party to this, and so the first half of Mask is pretty much ruined for me forever. Never again.
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:58 AM   #33
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At least she can claim she's had Jesus inside her.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:04 AM   #34
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I fucked to Bauhaus once. Eventually, I found myself thoroughly despising the other party to this, and so the first half of Mask is pretty much ruined for me forever. Never again.
Haha, I lost it while listening to Bauhaus and Siouxsie.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:05 AM   #35
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:32 PM   #36
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And chill out Tam Li Hua, everyone talks nasty shit here, its no big deal. Its not like im gonna scar pplz for life.
Who the fuck is this "everyone?!" I don't want to read about your cruxibation, and from the looks of it, I'm not the only one.
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:27 PM   #37
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I just rubbed it around, like a dildo only with the crucifix.
...Jesus fucking Christ, man.
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:34 PM   #38
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Why, does that make u horny? ;] hehehehehehe. x
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:20 PM   #39
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Why, does that make u horny? ;] hehehehehehe. x
Oh god no. If anything he probably thinks the opposite... fucking gross.

MODS OF GNET, please destroy this thread or transfer it to the sex thread so people know what they're getting themselves into. Or retitle it "Gross sexual acts from Unimatrix"

Though I won't have to worry too much, but for new members, they shouldn't be subjected to this thread or Unimatrix' ramblings.
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:26 PM   #40
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Excuse me, I only spoke of one sexual act that I did.
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:52 PM   #41
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At the risk of prolonging this rather unpopular topic of discussion, I feel morbidly compelled to ask, Miss Louise, what prompts you to use a religious symbol in such a base, gratuitous manner. Is such an act exciting to you in that it offers the thrill of committing an act that many people would find taboo, if not outright offensive? Or is it something else altogether?
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:56 PM   #42
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It gets me really turned on. Me and my bf are goths, and by god we take it into the bedroom. This sounds horrible, but I once did an "excorsist" with a crucifix down there ... hehe i'm bad.
My god. That's so fucking stupid.
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:14 PM   #43
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The fact that you vividly describe a crucifix inside of your possibly rancid vagina does not connect you in any way to Goth.

It just makes you one sick fucking person.

You're obviously too confused with the concept of fetishes.
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:49 PM   #44
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Masturbating with a crucifix sounds like something that Valor and Maitri would do.

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Ugh...Valor...Not a fan.
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:13 PM   #46
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Uni... you're lame.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:33 AM   #47
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Haha Unimatrix is still here?!
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:14 AM   #48
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Masturbating with a crucifix sounds like something that Valor and Maitri would do.
Another good reason why not to do it. Because VALOR SUCKS. FUCK VALOR.

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Haha Unimatrix is still here?!
She's like one of the Endless, a personification of all that is stupid and offensive on G.net. She won't go away.
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Old 04-17-2009, 07:32 AM   #49
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She's like one of the Endless, a personification of all that is stupid and offensive on G.net. She won't go away.
And who are you to judge me? You don't fucking know me, but you talk shit?

I don't care anyway. All your hatin' just shows you to be hung up ON ME.
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Old 04-17-2009, 07:48 AM   #50
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Unimatrix: I'm with Ophie on this one. Also, plastic -can- have sharp parts, especially if it's cheap plastic. :/

Sure, you can discuss whatever you like. It just doesn't make sense with what I thought the topic actually was. [At least not to me. :/]

I. E., fucking with a Crucifix [literally] doesn't strike me as a Goth-specific sexual kink. A Catholic/BDSM one, maybe, but not especially Goth.
Agreed.
I feel this to go in the direction of the deliciously idiotic stereotype of "All goths fuck at cemetaries, masturbate with crucifixes and want to kill themselves."
As many people in here would be able to tell you, there isn't one *TRUE* goth look, and therefore, "the goth look" itself could never be considered a sexual kink as it is not a lucid thing.
Being insanely attracted to Jesus and therefore wanting to masturbate with a cross, however, is an entirely different discussion...
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