I was sitting around the cave one day with my mates and I was banging the rocks together trying to make the fire happen again, when one of the rocks broke in two and gnet fell out. And we all gathered around it, grunting, groaning and poking at it with a stick until we looked closely at it. And then I said, "My god, it's full of stars!"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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