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12-28-2009, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Smurfettes are the perfect height. Don't be hatin'.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-28-2009, 09:50 AM
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#52
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
It ain't the worst I've fucked. I got some stories, manG.
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*chuckles*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-28-2009, 10:17 AM
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#53
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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In the spirit of fucking Christmas, here's a story.....
Christmas 2001 (Which was without a doubt the shittiest fucking year I ever had), there was this midget chick that worked as an elf in one of those Santa grotto things you get in consumer camps. Long story short, I ended up fucking her in my van. It was all good until her boyfriend showed up, who was a midget, too, and he punched and kicked me in the cock a whole bunch of times. I deserved it, but fuck, I'll never forget it. I figure, the dude probably hurt a ton more than my dick was, let him fuck me up.
She was cute, though.
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12-28-2009, 10:27 AM
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#54
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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Too much information, Duck-the-man.
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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12-29-2009, 12:37 AM
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#55
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Shoulda played a healthy game of kick-the-midget's-boyfriend.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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