Have You Ever......?

[Cadaver]

I totally have...mostly Baccus, as wine is quite delicious...and if I was religious...I might join his cult. I'm also just a big Roman/Greek Mythology buff.

Have you ever accidentily kicked a hummingbird?

[Catch]

No.

Have you ever watched a four hour movie because you didn't know it was a four hour movie, so continutally thought it was going to end at any moment for two hours?

[paleghost]

please...I write those movies

have you ever beat someone with a ruler

[Catch]

Yes, not visiously but there was some redness.

Have you ever put off upgrading your anti-virus?

[Cadaver]

I did it all the time when I had PCs.

Have you ever seen a trailer that made you want to vomit all over the place? If so, what was the movie?

[αρнσтι¢ єι∂σℓση]

Yush..
The hanna Montana movie.
Have you ever listened to something that described exactly what you are? If so, which song would that be?

[paleghost]

Divide by disturber, cause I am one impressive mother^&*( now wouldn't you say?

have you ever gone into a children's chat-room just to swear at them?

[NaughtyKitten]

no, but that sounds humorous


Have you ever willingly submitted to a spanking?

[Anarasha]

Nah, but I let this girl bite me once.


Have you ever been given religious folders trying to make you turn from technology and embrace "God Almighty"?

[Cadaver]

No...but I remember a day in middle school when some people were handing out mini bibles outside the school. It was a big deal because people were taking them, throwing them on the ground and stomping on them. HAHA. The school had to sit the student body down and give some loaded speech on respecting whats sacred or some crap. Fortunately I wasn't there for that.

Have you ever fantasized about having the opposite sex's penis/vagina as your own? (This means of course...instead of what 'the good lord' gave you.)

[paleghost]

uhh...no I enjoy my man parts


Have you ever been force fed chocolate

[Ben Lahnger]

A) *edit - dammit, wrong question!* No, never force fed anything.

Q) Have you ever told a kid's joke to a child, only to have that chlld tell you, "That was stupid?"

[paleghost]

probably

have you ever met a member of the opposite sex who was honesty Jail Bait

[Anarasha]

No.


Have you ever seen paleghost post any question in this thread that did not involve r*pe, murder, drugs, violence, foul language or lots of weird sex?

[paleghost]

yes, if you'll recall I have made several about fried foods HA...

Have you ever owned a kitten (there...we cool?)

[Breathless Horror]

Yeah, two at once actually.

Have you ever been punched in the head by the frontman of a band you paid to see?

[paleghost]

nope, flipped off,but not punched

have you ever worn a leather mask

[Ben Lahnger]

A) Nope, no leather mask for me ... to date.

Q) Have you ever broken up with a girl after you've just had to pull out of her because the boyfriend you didn't know she had is knocking on your bedroom door asking if she is in there?

[paleghost]

...Ben...someday we are gonna have to have a talk about your life O.O, No

Have you ever seen someone grate cheese of their abs

[Solumina]

I watched a friend try but...well...he just kind of ended up with cheese all over him.


Have you ever purchased 4 25ft lengths of rope? I wonder if anyone knows what I'm referencing

[Pineapple_Juice]

No I have not.

Have you ever farted and blamed it on an animal nearby?

[paleghost]

No

Have you ever played a children's card games

[Solumina]

Yes, I'm still rather fond of some of them and have found that they are in fact much better with martinis.


Have you ever cracked a whip?

[Catch]

Yes, not at anyone just made the sound.

Have you ever completed a one-handed back flip?

[paleghost]

HaHaHaHaHaHAHaHaHaHa...oh..oh no

have you ever wanted to blow up the moon?