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08-13-2010, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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I Rule
I joined a facebook group called Socialism Doesn't Work to be alert of when they speak bullshit.
Everyone hates me but they can't even call me a troll because I don't harass or even attack first.
Here's a particular conversation that happened some days ago:
[actual cool member]: For any christians, Jesus was a socialist...
[Socialism Doesn't Work]: Where in the bible does Jesus advocate the forceful confiscation of property by the government and its redistribution to others?
[Alan Jimenez]:
"He who has two coats, let him share with him who has none; and he who has food, let him do likewise" (Luke 3:11)
"If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell what thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven; and come a...nd follow me." (Matthew 19:21) [and of course, the rich man denied Christ]
"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?" (Matthew 16:26)
"A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent."(Proverbs 28:20)
"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness." (1 Timothy 6:10,11)
"Whoever loves money never has money enough; whoever lose wealth is never satisfied with his income. This too is meaningless. As goods increase, so do those who consume them. And what benefit are they to the owner except to feast his eyes on them?" (Ecclestiates 5:10-11)
[actual cool member]: well, that pretty much answered it...
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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08-13-2010, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Mother fucking PWNT! Good work, Alan.
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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08-13-2010, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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This one bears expansion, if you want to takl Jesus the Socialist:
RICH DUDE: Oh blesed messiah, how might I enter the Kingdom of Heaven?
JC: Sell all you have, give it to the poor, and live a simple man's life.
RICH DUDE: ..........
[goes away butt-hurt, for he hath great wealth]
JESUS: [who doth sigh like a pedo in a playground] It is easier for a camel [/rope - trans.] to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. [rests motherfucking case like Mr. T]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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08-13-2010, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
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Like we would expect anything less than pwnage from you?
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08-13-2010, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Without wanting to argue the toss, you know only three of those six quotaions ae relevant to the quetion posed, right? If he asked specifically about Jesus, non-Gospel quotes don't count.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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08-13-2010, 07:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Unless you follow the teaching that the God, and therefore Jesus, spoke through the apostles. There's some term for that, but I forgot it.
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-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-13-2010, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
Unless you follow the teaching that the God, and therefore Jesus, spoke through the apostles. There's some term for that, but I forgot it.
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Divine Inspiration?
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Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
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08-13-2010, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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I did something similar but with a group that was blatantly spam. You see there was a petition for this helpless child trying to save his dog and tried to say that if 250,000 joined the group his dad would wise the fuck up and decide to keep ole Rusty on mother earth.
The wurd:
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Nice spam.
Either your dads a materialistic dick or this just reeks of bullshit.
If this is true, first of all, tell your dad to get some lessons in parent fucking counseling. No father with a brain would invest in a canine that BARKS (yes s...urprise dogs BARK) and then try and say that's the reason he'll put him to sleep. Much less be convinced by a petition on FACEBOOK that somehow people liking this will save your dogs life? Shut the fuck up.
Oh and nice picture. Did you google search "CUTE"?
250,000 are fucking idiots. Again: you're all fucking idiots.
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Regardless, more than enough joined and my word was left either disregarded or misunderstood. So of course there gonna hate you.
Brb checking hate mail.
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08-13-2010, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I have heard of stupid reasons to euthanize though, a friend who is a vet assistant now owns a purebred Persian cat because some bint wanted to put it down because it had fleas o.O
Total spam though. Kinda like those old chain mails where you had to send it to everyone on your contact list OR THIS GIRL WILL DIE OF CANCER.
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08-13-2010, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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My tactic: If they invite me I'll take the time to channel the energy with both tongue in cheek bluntness(because remember, we're talking to the gullible and unaware they need a little stir) simply because there's no way to track down all the spam in the world, only those in front of you.
By the way there was also a group high school friends invited me to called "PEOPLE IN HAITI LOST LOVED ONES AND ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS A DUMB OIL LEAK." You can assume how that went.
I've dealt with many Dewinters.
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08-14-2010, 06:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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How is it a victory to beat Christians in an argument about the Bible? They never know what it says.
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08-14-2010, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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jesus could not have been a socialist! he just said those things beccaus he wants ppl tpo be nice.
jesus cant be one because communists are agnst christinas!
yer all idiots!
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08-14-2010, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinjob
My tactic: If they invite me I'll take the time to channel the energy with both tongue in cheek bluntness(because remember, we're talking to the gullible and unaware they need a little stir) simply because there's no way to track down all the spam in the world, only those in front of you.
By the way there was also a group high school friends invited me to called "PEOPLE IN HAITI LOST LOVED ONES AND ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS A DUMB OIL LEAK." You can assume how that went.
I've dealt with many Dewinters.
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Yes, but NOW is the Dewinter of our discontent!
Or something....
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08-14-2010, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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Originally Posted by Hearts_Purple
Yes, but NOW is the Dewinter of our discontent!
Or something....
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WTH are you talking about gaywad?
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08-14-2010, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
WTH are you talking about gaywad?
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Obviuosly you are too stupid to have read anything. Dumbass.
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08-14-2010, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
Posts: 1,472
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"Now some of you may encounter the devil's bargain if you get that far. Any old soul is worth saving at least to a priest, but not every soul is worth buying. So you can take the offer as a compliment."
-William S. Burroughs
You're not entitled to your opinion.
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08-14-2010, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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wow. That's an ugly face.
is it yers?
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08-14-2010, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
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Don't play coy with me, darling. I think we both know whose face it is.
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The Beginner's Quick Guide to Goth: 1 2 3 4 5
"Now some of you may encounter the devil's bargain if you get that far. Any old soul is worth saving at least to a priest, but not every soul is worth buying. So you can take the offer as a compliment."
-William S. Burroughs
You're not entitled to your opinion.
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08-14-2010, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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whos???? Purple heart's?
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08-14-2010, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
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Looks like an assface, to me. That would make it goku's.
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08-14-2010, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ssj_goku
jesus could not have been a socialist! he just said those things beccaus he wants ppl tpo be nice.
jesus cant be one because communists are agnst christinas!
yer all idiots!
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Marxist Communism is against the fact that organized religion exploits people, it's not at all "against Christians".
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-14-2010, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ssj_goku
jesus could not have been a socialist! he just said those things beccaus he wants ppl tpo be nice.
jesus cant be one because communists are agnst christinas!
yer all idiots!
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New band name.
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08-14-2010, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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It's ironic that in every religious debate on gnet, some Neanderthal shows up who perfectly illustrates why the Christians on this forum lose every such debate.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-14-2010, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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08-14-2010, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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well, he is a troll. And a fairly obvious one.
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