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Originally Posted by CptSternn
I like to wreck their heads when they show up at my door.
For the Jehovahs Witnesses...
'Have you found Jehovah?'
No - I didn't know he was missing. Come back later and I'll help you look for him.
When the mormons call...
'Do you know Jesus?'
Yeah, he lives two doors down mate *shuts door*
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Never had a Jehovah's Witness come to my door, or any sort of missionary, which is odd because we even have a missionary school in my city. Though I have had a few of the "missionaries in training" as bus drivers back throughout elementary, middle, and highschool. Maybe it's because we send all of our missionaries overseas, perhaps you should try that.
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