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01-18-2011, 09:43 AM
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Whiskey Shits.
They are the most horrendous form of fecal matter known to man. If the military figured out a way to harness this shit, the world would tremble before us. Extra horror if you also need to vomit when you're done.
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01-18-2011, 09:47 AM
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wow. nice topic. the most excruciating torture known to alcoholics. god forbid it splashes on you. :0
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01-18-2011, 10:22 AM
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Exactly how much whiskey needs to be consumed before the onset of this?
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01-18-2011, 10:40 AM
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lots I assume. happened to me once, but I'm an incredible lightweight.
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01-18-2011, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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And the burning.... the burning....
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01-18-2011, 12:10 PM
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MissCheyenne - about two-thirds of a bottle will put you on the business end of the "myassholeit'sonfiremakeitstop" spectrum. Much more and other ailments start to outweigh it.
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
And the burning.... the burning....
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I often have my girlfriend hold my hand and coach me as I labor. She pretends not to enjoy it.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-18-2011, 12:13 PM
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Ah this makes me grateful that I've never developed a taste for whiskey. I much prefer the blackout drunkness that vodka blesses me with
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01-18-2011, 12:19 PM
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I get aggressive on vodka. I'm usually a sentimental drunk, but vodka does something unpleasant - just doesn't work right on me.
My dad was the same - could hold plenty of booze and usually just got real happy and affectionate, but turned nasty on, bizarrely, white wine. I guess the girliness made his testosterone go into overdrive to compensate.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-18-2011, 12:24 PM
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I've never got aggressive due to drink, I do however have the urge to nibble on people when I drink rum and wine of any kind makes me stupidly giggly and silly. Silly to the point of publicly humping a stone lion statue outside a Chinese restaurant in the middle of town
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01-18-2011, 12:35 PM
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Don't you just hate that self-loathing in the morning when it all comes back to you? Not all at once - little drips & drabs, all over the day. Unless you just wake up moaning and clutching your head in your hands. When I was at college I woke up one morning with an email to one of my professors in the outbox on my still switched on computer, telling him he is what's wrong with the study of literature today and that a professor of United States literature who hasn't read Kurt Vonnegut is an embarrassment. (In fairness, I stand by this last point.) That was one fucking sucky hangover.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-18-2011, 02:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I get aggressive on vodka. I'm usually a sentimental drunk, but vodka does something unpleasant - just doesn't work right on me.
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I wonder why this is? My brother has the same problem with vodka. Why do certain types of alchohol make some people agressive?
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01-18-2011, 02:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
I wonder why this is? My brother has the same problem with vodka. Why do certain types of alchohol make some people agressive?
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I have no idea. Different stuff just seems to affect some people in weird ways. I have a friend who gets really bitter and ranty when he drinks whiskey. Another who can drink a bottle of rum, but zeroes after a bottle and a half of red wine.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-18-2011, 03:11 PM
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I am a lightweight but cn drink a fair amount of rum or vodka before I'm stumbling and slurring. Wine however... Ooof >.< 2 glasses of white or Rose ( has to be sweet or I physically cannot drink it ) and I begin to giggle and weave just a little.
I haven't noticed any agression though. But to be fair I rarely drink, and I tend to stick with what I know and like.
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01-18-2011, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: charlotte n.c.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I often have my girlfriend hold my hand and coach me as I labor. She pretends not to enjoy it.
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Hahaha.lmfao
Something my boyfriend would probably ask me to do
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01-27-2011, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Drinking is fun, falling can be if you're drunk enough not to feel it, hangovers however SUCK more ass than airplane toilets. So does whiskey shits. Someone needs to make a cure for these ailments.
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01-27-2011, 06:50 AM
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No dealing with the pain of falling the NEXT DAY sucks. I fell into firewood drunk, didn't feel a thing. The next day I felt like I had been ran over.
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