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07-13-2011, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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People who like cats - DON"T BE THIS PERSON!
People who like cats - DON'T BE THIS PERSON!
An eHarmony video bio gone wrong.
I don't know whether to slap her or run away as fast as I can!
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07-15-2011, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
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That's hilarious. Would've been funnier if it was a real vid.
I think....slap, then run. 
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07-15-2011, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Are you making fun of my girlfriend, Ben?
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07-15-2011, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Yeah Ben... that's me on that video!
I love cats.. I just want to hug all of them.
*tears flowing down my cheeks as I type*
You... you are all so cruel to me.... because I love cats...
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07-15-2011, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
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Bats don't own cats, that's illogical. 
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07-16-2011, 05:21 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
Bats don't own cats, that's illogical. |
You are right...
The cats own me... but I still love them.. *tears*
they keep me in a little cage and take me out every now and then to play with me... they are the overlords of the underverse...
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07-16-2011, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Cats are just... purrfect. That was lame....
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07-16-2011, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Are you making fun of my girlfriend, Ben?
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You mean the one who's looking to replace you with some cat-lover from eHarmony?
*chuckles*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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