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Old 07-31-2011, 08:43 PM   #1
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Every Michael Bay Movie In Under A Minute

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Every Michael Bay Movie In Under A Minute

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Because (even though I grudgingly liked "The Island"),

that guy has had this coming for a long time!
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Old 07-31-2011, 10:10 PM   #2
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Nicely done, ol boy!
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Old 07-31-2011, 10:20 PM   #3
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I haven't seen any of the Transformers, and those wrecking ball testicles were far worse than I imagined.

Robot Chicken also did a good job summing up Michael Bay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMElJJM31g
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Old 08-01-2011, 05:02 AM   #4
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Ha! Saya, that IS good!

I can always count on RC for the chuckles!
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Old 08-01-2011, 08:58 AM   #5
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Film today is already pure shit, Bay is one of the biggest problems we have.
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