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[Moloch_The_Sceptered_King]

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

Stuff

2. Where are you from?

Florida

3. Who is your favorite author?

John Milton

4. What are your favorite films?

I don't know.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

Weddings are to keep the plebians entertained.

6. At your funeral?

As are funerals.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

Preferable humping the shit out of a half-ton C-4 explosives.

8. What kind of casket would you want?

It wouldn't be a casket, more of a bucket.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

This is an arbitrary and petty question.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

Naivety.

11. What's your favorite band?

Behemoth

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

Entry level college, creative writing.

13. Why did you join?

Boredom.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

Male

[Smile]

Welcome, perhaps we could all get the pleasure of knowing you better throughout the course of your stay here, seeing as how we didn't from reading your introduction. Oh and, I think you should use some lube when you hump those C-4's. Might as well lubricate it before it and the rest of you gets blown off!

[Moloch_The_Sceptered_King]

The C-4 thing would only ever happen in the case of me being on ground zero as the bomb in question is counting down. I'd never go out of my way to track down C-4 and blow myself up, but a guy can dream, right?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

I don't like you already, welcome anyways.

[Moloch_The_Sceptered_King]

I like you. You're nice. We should be friends.

[electrosexual]

You seem to be unneccessarily abrasive and uninformative. That really annoys me. But I guess it's custom to welcome you anyway.

[Moloch_The_Sceptered_King]

Originally Posted by electrosexual

You seem to be unneccessarily abrasive and uninformative. That really annoys me. But I guess it's custom to welcome you anyway.

Eh, wish I could be sorry about that. I like to pretend that you can't really communicate the quality of your personality via a single post, much less a thread that was made for the sole purpose of 'introducing' yourself. It's so illusory, isn't it? I could have come on as all rainbows and sunshine and the like, but that wouldn't have been very honest, would it?

Though I admit, I can't see the merit in honesty over the internet.

[electrosexual]

Originally Posted by Moloch_The_Sceptered_King

Eh, wish I could be sorry about that. I like to pretend that you can't really communicate the quality of your personality via a single post, much less a thread that was made for the sole purpose of 'introducing' yourself. It's so illusory, isn't it? I could have come on as all rainbows and sunshine and the like, but that wouldn't have been very honest, would it?

Though I admit, I can't see the merit in honesty over the internet.

I dont think anyone expects you to "communicate the quality of your personality". Rather just to give us a better idea as to who you are. It makes life much easier for everyone involved.

[KontanKarite]

I think you conveyed your personality perfectly in your introduction. Welcome.

[emeraldlonewoulf]

agreed. you just might prove to be interesting. Welcome.