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11-16-2008, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Captain Crunch is a bastard!!
Why Does Peanut Butter Crunch have to be so delicious, and yet it cuts the roof of your mouth?
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11-16-2008, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Because you suck. Captain Crunch is Jesus.
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11-16-2008, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
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It's all a conspiracy, when his cereal cuts the roof of your mouth the microscopic spy nano-robots can infiltrate your mouth and plant bugs.
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11-16-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United States
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Originally Posted by Sanguine Mind
It's all a conspiracy, when his cereal cuts the roof of your mouth the microscopic spy nano-robots can infiltrate your mouth and plant bugs.
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That is so stupid. Captain Crunch is just cereal, that's all it is.
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11-16-2008, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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I have never had the problem of captain crunch cutting any bit of my mouth
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11-16-2008, 10:22 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
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Originally Posted by Solumina
I have never had the problem of captain crunch cutting any bit of my mouth
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lol, the peanut butter kind is the best, but it always cuts the roof of my mouth for some reason, my friends say it cuts them too, but anyway I just felt like ranting.
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11-16-2008, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
That is so stupid. Captain Crunch is just cereal, that's all it is.
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and you, Isn't it obvious? i was being sarcastic...
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11-16-2008, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
That is so stupid. Captain Crunch is just cereal, that's all it is.
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Yeah, I think anyone who openly and seriously believed in such conspiracies would not have access to the internet.
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11-16-2008, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Who would have thought that somewhere in the boundless wilds of the internet lurked a worse version of Duane.
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11-16-2008, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Peh, you sicken me. ME!!!
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11-16-2008, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Peanut butter or anything remotely like it with the exception of whole salted peanuts , ought to be eradicated immediately. Someone opened a jar of smooth and shoved it under my nose once. I was nearly sick >.< So fucking disgusting.
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11-16-2008, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Sanguine Mind
lol, the peanut butter kind is the best, but it always cuts the roof of my mouth for some reason, my friends say it cuts them too, but anyway I just felt like ranting.
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Bullshit. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries is the best.
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11-16-2008, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Virginia, USA
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Yeah if you like your gums to bleed
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11-16-2008, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
Peanut butter or anything remotely like it with the exception of whole salted peanuts , ought to be eradicated immediately. Someone opened a jar of smooth and shoved it under my nose once. I was nearly sick >.< So fucking disgusting.
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*eyes widen with horror* Do Not Dare To Deprive Me Of Peanut Butter, That Most Holy Of Peanut Products! *eats peanut butter off a spoon*
No, I know what you mean. I have the same reaction to olives. Last time I put one in my mouth, I spit it out, almost threw up, and had a poor appetite for the whole of the next day. I won't even eat anything that has touched an olive, and have to hold my breath when I pick out cheese curds because it's right beside the olive stand.
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11-16-2008, 04:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Virginia, USA
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I totally agree with the olives. But peanut butter? How can you not like that crazy.
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11-16-2008, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
*eyes widen with horror* Do Not Dare To Deprive Me Of Peanut Butter, That Most Holy Of Peanut Products! *eats peanut butter off a spoon*
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LOL! I thought I was the only person who eats peanut butter off of a spoon, at least that doesnt cut my mouth up ^^
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11-17-2008, 01:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
Peanut butter or anything remotely like it with the exception of whole salted peanuts , ought to be eradicated immediately. Someone opened a jar of smooth and shoved it under my nose once. I was nearly sick >.< So fucking disgusting.
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I have that exact problem, but with marzipan and most other almond products. I start gagging at the mere taste or scent of it.
On the note of peanut butter, If you mix nutella with peanut butter and add a few peanuts it tastes quite like snickers.
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11-17-2008, 01:07 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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Originally Posted by maromi12d3
I totally agree with the olives. But peanut butter? How can you not like that crazy.
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Are you asking how I can't like peanut butter, or how Honeythorn can't like peanut butter?
If it's the former, I love peanut butter. It's one of my favourite foods.
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11-17-2008, 03:46 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Okay... This thread is nuts.
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