My Latest Masterpiece
I'm gonna write some super spooky stuff here, so watch out.
You can comment on it or whatever. I don't give a dang, heck, I don't give two dangs.
Look Out, You Guys... Here it Comes
by Travis Nolos Egdeltur
Since the dawn of time, there was once a man, neigh, two mans, who livethed uponst the uptonshire hill. They spoke to each other of wondrous vistas and cool shit they wish they had, but alas, did not at the current time.
Firstly it came to be when one of the mans, he sayeth to da other one "Hey, you guys... what are you doing?"
The second man looked confuzzled in a quizzical manner. "My deer friend," he spoke to his ruminant pal, "did you just say 'doing?'"
"No," Spoketh the deer as it fed uponst the hey and diddle and hidey-ho-ho as the cow jumped over the moon, "but they are spelled the same way."
The second responded back after a short time, sweat dripping from his brow which had been furrowed in indignant reservation, "I know not what I do, but I do it all for you, Damien."
And then he killed him.
And that's how Damien the Deer died in my life.
The End. So... what do you think?
I know you're probably all speechless, but do conglaturate me on my latest masterpiece if you find the time.
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