Nigerian Scheme

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Hello Americans.

My name is Umanju Penjubomo. My squadron of Geurilla Freedom Fighters in Nigeria despratly needs your help. Most of our RPG launchers were recently confiscated by the Nigerian military, and we are in desparate need of more. Please, send any checks, valuables, or RPG launchers to:

General Penjubomo
187 Secret Rebel Base way
Zebra Town, Nigeria

We also accept donations through Paypal. Please give generously. Our organization is commited to giving back to the community, and only a large cache of rocket proppeled grenade launchers can help us achieve this task.

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Mr.Ivan Wright.
Imperial Bank Plc
140 Boeing Road East
Elma Park Edenvale
Gauteng 1610
Republic Of South Africa.

Dear Friend,

I cant imagine how you will feel receiving a sudden business letter
from a remote country in far away Africa and probably from someone you are
not closely related with. But all the same, I believe we do not need to
be of blood relatives before we can establish cordial/business
relationship. Having said this,I think it is very important at this
juncture to introduce myself to you.

I am Mr.Ivan Wright, Head: Enterprise Wide Risk and member of the
executive and risk committees of Imperial Bank,South Africa.I got your email
address from the Internet.This is an urgent and very confidential
business proposition. On June 6, 2000,a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor
with the South African Institute of Mining and Metallurgy, Mr.Williams
Mitchell made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months,
valued at US$26,500,000.00,(Twenty-six Million, five hundred thousand
Dollars). Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply. After a month,we sent a reminder and finally
we discovered from his contract employers, the National Petroleum
Corporation that Mr.Williams Mitchell died from an automobile accident. On
further investigation,I found out that he died without making a
"WILL",and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Williams
Mitchell did not declare any kin or relations in all his official
documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of
US$26,500,000.00 has carefully been fixed in my bank for safekeeping. No one
will ever come forward to claim it.According to South African Law, at
the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership
of the Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to
stand in as the owner of the money which was fixed deposited in my bank. I
am writing you because I as a public servant,i cannot operate a foreign
account. I want to present you as the owner of the funds so you can be
able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is simple.I will
like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the
Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the beneficiary of the funds. The money will be moved out for us
to share in the ratio of 80% for me and 20% for you. The paperwork for
this transaction will be done by the Attorney If you are interested,
please reply immediately via my email address and Upon your response,I
shall then provide you with more details that will help you understand
the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in real estate within your
country.Due to the nature of confidentiality in this Transaction our
communication can only be via email and fax mostly.

Awaiting your urgent reply via email.

Thanks and my regards.
Mr.Ivan Wright

EASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL:ivan-wright@excite.com


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at least Mr. Ivan Tyurcash was halfway literate:

Dearest Beloved,

Mysteries has gone in my life. Life has become restless for me in this western part of Africa. 29th September 2004 later in the night the murders come without a pity without a mercy they kill my father in front of me.

My father was a wealthy merchant.The trouble began early last year when my father's associates started suspecting that my father is not giving proper accounts of all the tons of cocoa being cultivated by local farmers in some villages. This mistrust deepens between Jul-Aug 2004 when they discovered a very big some of money my father deposited with one of leading Bank here in
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

As a result of this discovery and the enviness of the money ,he was killed by his associates.Before this, he revealed to me the reasons of his being hatred.He directed me where to get the documents of the said deposit, he told me that he enrolled my name as his next of kin for the deposit, being the only child. He advised me that I should not stay in the country because his enemies might equally kill me to reap all his wealth hence my mother died five years ago of cancer.

He instructed me that if he dies, that I should look for a foreign partner who will help me to transfer the money into the person's account and the person will help me to invest the money in his or her country. My father finally died on 29th of September and since then I was out of school and went into hiding because of my father's associates.
All the relevant documents of the $10.5 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand dollars) that was deposited in a security company are intact with me now.

My name is Rose willams, I am 23yrs old and a student. Please I would require your urgent assistance so that I can move out from here before they kill me as they are tracing my hide out.I agreed to give you 20% of this money ,if you can help me bring out this fund from the Bank and transfer this money into your account for onward investment in your country.

Please contact me immediately with my E-mail address and include your telephone and Fax numbers in your response to enable me send you all necessary details as regards to the procedure of securing the fund out from the Bank and transferring the fund to your end account.

Please be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.
I'm waiting for your urgent reply and do send me mail to this my mail address ;


I could get a novel out of this plot line.