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06-27-2007, 05:47 AM
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Pick up lines.
Me : Did it hurt?
Female : Did what hurt?
Now, at this point, she's expecting to hear "When you fell from Heaven" but I just want to make sure she'll remember me longer than she would any of the other guys who arem't going to get into her pants tonight.
Me : When you were hit in the face with a shovel.
What's your favourite pick up lines?
Another :
Walk up to two chicks and say to one of them "Hey, me and my friends were just over there talking, and we decided we like your friend more."
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06-27-2007, 06:02 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Have you actually tried any of these lines?You never know,they just might work,lol.
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06-27-2007, 06:10 AM
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The first one got me a punch in the face, the second one worked.
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06-27-2007, 06:11 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
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I had a pickup line directed at me when I was twelve and too young to understand most pickup lines...
*in camp, deciding what game to play*
Me: Let's play spin the bottle.
Guy: Yeah, let's play spin the bottle. And your little ass
can be the bottle.
At first, I thought he was making fun of me, and I ran away...Little did I know...
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06-27-2007, 06:13 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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*silently awaits the mandatory boot-line*
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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06-27-2007, 06:19 AM
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I learned how to pick up chicks from the Moe Szyslak school of never getting laid.
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06-27-2007, 06:31 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: a russian, vienna-educated, living in the Netherlands. beat that.
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the best ever tried on me were:
"Wow, girl you really look like shit" (it turned out he meant I looked sad..........)
( by my bf):
"You know I am gay so you have nothing to worry about...i just wanted to invite you for a coffee."
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06-27-2007, 06:34 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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The same guy who gave me the afforementioned pickup line also bought a cheap ring near an ice skating rink (You know, the ones in the machines...), and asked me to marry him. I just laughed, but when I saw how awkward his expression was, I realized that something inside him wasn't kidding...
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06-27-2007, 06:44 AM
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<-- Is guilty of the above.
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06-27-2007, 06:50 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Well...at least it's not nearly as corny as some of the cliches people use...
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06-27-2007, 06:52 AM
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That's why I use unconventional pick up lines. It's original, dood!
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06-27-2007, 07:04 AM
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Come to think of it, that's probably one of the many reasons I don't have a girlfriend either.
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06-27-2007, 07:05 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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I was going to say...  .
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06-27-2007, 07:08 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Hold me .
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06-27-2007, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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*awkward*
Tries to meet ten-letter limit, and anxiously presses the "Post Quick Reply" button to see if she is successful...
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06-27-2007, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere in this Universe, that's all I'll say.
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My dear friend *wishes "friend" could be substituted for a more intimate word* is an old family friend. He was over at my house for my parents' annual Christmas party.
Him: My Lady, you illuminate the room with your bright glance, oh pearl of my heart.
Me: Uhuh. Right. Now get your ass over here and help me empty out the dishwasher will you?
Him: Will you kiss me if I help you?
Me: Sorry laddy-me-love, not today.
Him: D*mn. I'll have to work on that. *comes and helps empty the dishwasher anyways*
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06-27-2007, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Aaroneet
*awkward*
Tries to meet ten-letter limit, and anxiously presses the "Post Quick Reply" button to see if she is successful...
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Yeah, I fucking hate that [Is angry at ten letter limit].
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06-27-2007, 10:22 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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I have never used a pickup line or have one used against me either.
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06-27-2007, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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*screams in background*
Damn you, ten-letter limit! I think we should take out our anger at it...
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06-27-2007, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by biohazard
I have never used a pickup line or have one used against me either.
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Same here. My favorite pickup line comes from Robot Chicken:
"Are you an angel? Cause I have an erection."
Hahaha.
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06-27-2007, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Robot Chicken's awesome. I'm sorry; that was off topic, but I had to say it  .
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06-27-2007, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Jax-FL
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One of my friends told me this one that he overheard at the mall one day.
Guy: Hey, what's your favourite colour? (after having just walked up to this girl)
Girl: Pink.
Guy: So's mine, wanna fuck?
Girl: Sure!
And he took her hand and they left.
Not sure how true it is though.
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06-27-2007, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaroneet
*screams in background*
Damn you, ten-letter limit! I think we should take out our anger at it...
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[Beats the living shit out of ten letter limit].
One annoying thing about it is that I put actions inside square brackets, and it won't let me do just actions because of that. [Rage building like Mr. Furious from Mystery Men].
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06-27-2007, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
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That's a nice dress. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
Are those space pants 'cause your ass is out of this world.
I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock.
Nice boots. Wanna fuck?
Teehee. So lame.
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Imagination keeps the shadows away
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06-27-2007, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
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Oh yeah.
I have lost my sex drive. Will you help me find it?
Muaaahahaa.
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