I'm not new but I have had a long absence.

[OCD Insomnia]

I know I'm not new, but It's been so long since I was last on here, I thought I'de do a new intro for everyone who doesn't already know me. In addition, I'm incredibly bored.


1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I'm stuck being a graveyard shift janetor. I clean medical facilities and factory warehouses...and the YMCA. I absolutly despise my job.

2. Where are you from?
Redding, California. The city everyone leaves because the people and allways comes back for the city.

3. Who is your favorite author?
I'll have to say Poe, Mia Angelou(sp?), and Darren Shan.

4. What are your favorite films?
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, slasher films, The Hills Have Eyes is extremely funny in my opinion, and Trainspotters.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
"Helena" by The Misfits.

6. At your funeral?
A bunch of songs by Rancid.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Shot down by police durring a peace rally, causing the end of political nazzis.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
I don't care about the inside, but on the outside, I want everyone that knows me to sign and write me a message on the casket.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
uhhh combat boots, tight black pants(rolled up) one of my homemade DK t-shirts, and my studded punk vest.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Having my family care if I was dead or alive.

11. What's your favorite band?
Dead kennedys, Misfits, The casualties, Rancid, Sublime, Ziggy Marley, and Ween.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
I hope to get my piercing and tattoo licence after I turn 18.

13. Why did you join?
boredom.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
*CHECKS* yes, I definatly have a vagina.

[HumanePain]

I remember you! Welcome back.
Hopefully we will cure your boredom.
Well, someone else, not me as I am sick at the moment and am returning to bed.
:: PLOP ::

[Uncle Smoov]

Perhaps it was better that you left. This fief has a new Lord, and his title is Duke Smoov. Prepare to pay either fealty or with your life for intolerable disobedience. As so many in my wake have been plowed into the fields, while I remain firmly betwixt my throne and my crown, I suggest that you give me and my land your eternal loyalty, or sacrifice yourself in vain. The choice is yours, and I pray you make it count.

[OCD Insomnia]

And I am recieving this word vomit from a "perky goth?" Let me tell you, I've been on this site for quite a while. Keep talking to people like that and the burns will be immense and abundant.

[Uncle Smoov]

Originally Posted by OCD Insomnia

And I am recieving this word vomit from a "perky goth?" Let me tell you, I've been on this site for quite a while. Keep talking to people like that and the burns will be immense and abundant.

Perhaps a closer, less dumb look at my title would reveal that I am actually Goth as Fuck, a position I sadly must share with you. Just a friendly suggestion: if you want your burns to be "immense and abundant," try making them accurate first.

Yours Fooly,
The Ghost of Smoov

[darkbird]

Well, welcome back!
why did you leave?

[Uncle Smoov]

Isn't it obvious? OCD left in prescient fear of my future rule. For a reason unimaginable to those with human, or equivalent, minds, she has returned in a frenzy of reckless courage. If courage is the correct word. If she has grown at all by her short experience here, she will soon relent with her ineffectual defenses and embrace Smoovian gothic.net.

[biohazard]

OCD, don't listen to Smoov. Anyways, welcome back to the boards.