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01-10-2008, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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All this talk about religion...
I decided I'm going to make my own religion.
All hail Sierraism! 
Now give me tribute. I demand lots of Belgium chocolate and at least a dozen cases of Coca-Cola... if you give me that, I'll grant you three wishes. ;D
Otherwise I'll send you to the Sierraism Devil, Michael Jackson.
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-10-2008, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Religion sucks, period.
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01-10-2008, 07:26 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by zeronegativeplus
Religion sucks, period.
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Except Sierraism.
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-10-2008, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: HELL!!!!
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Originally Posted by zeronegativeplus
Religion sucks, period.
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And they say romance is dead! :^) I'm down with goddess worship!
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01-10-2008, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by Kanedawg
And they say romance is dead! :^) I'm down with goddess worship!
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Sierraism is still oodles cooler.
*Hypnotized.*
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-10-2008, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I'm afraid my invisible unicorns with laz0rs of doom that you cannot disprove will stop you.
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01-10-2008, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
I'm afraid my invisible unicorns with laz0rs of doom that you cannot disprove will stop you.
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*Hiss.* Never! I have vampire gypsy cyborgs, and a whole fleet of pink, polka-dotted whales waiting in the harbor. I shall conqueeeer, and my army, with their ridiculously huge stompy boots of doom, shall trample a path to glory. And my whales, they'll sing... they'll sing showtunes of doomy doomness until you diiiie. D:
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-10-2008, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Originally Posted by L'Oiseau Noir
*Hiss.* Never! I have vampire gypsy cyborgs, and a whole fleet of pink, polka-dotted whales waiting in the harbor. I shall conqueeeer, and my army, with their ridiculously huge stompy boots of doom, shall trample a path to glory. And my whales, they'll sing... they'll sing showtunes of doomy doomness until you diiiie. D:
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Well I have cake and pie on my side.
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01-10-2008, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
Well I have cake and pie on my side.
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Noooo, my two weaknesses.
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Are they custard pies and strawberry-french vanilla cakes? D:
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-10-2008, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Every single type.
Creating a religion seems cool as long as we are the gods. Stargate SG1 anyone?
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01-10-2008, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
Every single type.
Creating a religion seems cool as long as we are the gods. Stargate SG1 anyone?
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You can be my Apostle, Dark. I'll even make you lord of the Sierraism Hell. xD
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-10-2008, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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That sounds fun..Can I wear lots of gold like pharaoh/Aztec people and be called Horus XP
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01-11-2008, 06:36 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
That sounds fun..Can I wear lots of gold like pharaoh/Aztec people and be called Horus XP
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Sure, but I demand you wear my religion's signature symbol--a frilly velvet top hat!
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01-11-2008, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: HELL!!!!
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I intended that *you* would be the goddess of course, madame. Might I suggest infilterating The Sierra Club? :^)
www.giftsforeurope.com
www.coca-cola.com
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01-11-2008, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by Kanedawg
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Kane, you are my favored disciple now. xD
*Leaped at the links.*
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-12-2008, 12:10 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: HELL!!!!
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:^) Always good to be in favor with a goddess!
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01-12-2008, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I'm more omnipotent then her.
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01-12-2008, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: HELL!!!!
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But her avatar is prettier than yours! Although aliens are cool.
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01-12-2008, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
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Originally Posted by zeronegativeplus
Religion sucks, period.
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In your opinion.
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01-12-2008, 08:06 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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01-12-2008, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I have the sacrificial cheese your holiness! The altar is censed and consecrated! Begin the chant!
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01-12-2008, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: HELL!!!!
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Originally Posted by AngelikDemonik
In your opinion.
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Let it never be said that atheists don't at least have a sense of humor. :^) Or, well, maybe not really.
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01-12-2008, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: HELL!!!!
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Hey, Korinna. I was scratching the surface of that Killer Coke kind of thing in the "I don't think Jay Leno wrote this" thread. Ick!
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01-12-2008, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
I have the sacrificial cheese your holiness! The altar is censed and consecrated! Begin the chant!
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Excellent... EXCELLENT!
*Insert Sheogorath-like laugh.*
Now all we need is the blood of forty virgin cows. Or forty virgin rocks will do. They must be unsullied! I will not accept them if there is even a SPECKLE of dirt upon their rocky sides and bottoms!
Muahahaha...
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-12-2008, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Under the clouds.
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L'Oiseau Noir, sometimes, I believe you get very bored. XD
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