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Delicate_Torture
Forum:
Whining
07-22-2008, 06:37 AM
Replies:
26
Wuts the matter with y'all!
Views:
5,727
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Slightly off-topic, but anyways... I worked...
Slightly off-topic, but anyways...
I worked with a nurse from Sweden and asked her if they have the Muppet Show in Sweden, which apparently they do. So I asked her what she (and her countrymen)...
Forum:
Introductions
07-22-2008, 06:16 AM
Replies:
11
of all the forums in all the world and she had to introduce herself in this one....
Views:
2,047
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
But we'll always have Paris...
But we'll always have Paris...
Forum:
Introductions
07-20-2008, 03:37 PM
Replies:
22
Wutup hommieZ!
Views:
2,789
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Can someone call 911? I think that he has had a...
Can someone call 911? I think that he has had a seizure on his keyboard.
Please, go right ahead. Don't let us stop you.
Forum:
Introductions
07-19-2008, 01:12 PM
Replies:
29
Please tell me if I should leave....
Views:
3,763
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You should definitely leave - for your own peace...
You should definitely leave - for your own peace of mind. We are all crazy here.
Forum:
Whining
07-16-2008, 09:03 AM
Replies:
177
I am a rapist.
Views:
20,121
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I can't believe that you would even suggest such...
I can't believe that you would even suggest such a thing about me! Of all the people who use this board, why, oh, why are you always picking on me?! Why do you hate me?? Well... now I know how...
Forum:
Whining
07-15-2008, 08:09 PM
Replies:
177
I am a rapist.
Views:
20,121
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Too late. I now hate you. Oooh... look at...
Too late. I now hate you.
Oooh... look at me being an arsehole. Mayhaps I have Aspergers Syndrome.
Forum:
Fashion
07-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies:
38
Can I pull off eyeliner as a guy?
Views:
8,468
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Ok, well now I'm just in total lust with you. ...
Ok, well now I'm just in total lust with you.
Stunning.
Forum:
Fashion
07-15-2008, 11:16 AM
Replies:
38
Can I pull off eyeliner as a guy?
Views:
8,468
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Aah. Once again I fall victim to the fact that...
Aah. Once again I fall victim to the fact that the internet has no tone of voice. Thank you for the clarification.
Forum:
Fashion
07-15-2008, 09:09 AM
Replies:
38
Can I pull off eyeliner as a guy?
Views:
8,468
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I agree with you in that there are different...
I agree with you in that there are different types of face shapes that show it off in different ways, but it just means that the liner needs to be worn slightly different. Some face shapes you don't...
Forum:
Fashion
07-15-2008, 04:32 AM
Replies:
38
Can I pull off eyeliner as a guy?
Views:
8,468
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Eyeliner always looks good on men. Always.
Eyeliner always looks good on men. Always.
Forum:
General
07-13-2008, 05:44 AM
Replies:
18
Australia Meet and Greet.
Views:
3,224
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'm also Australian. I'm from Sydney, but have...
I'm also Australian. I'm from Sydney, but have recently moved to Bathurst. I've been floating around Gnet for a couple of years, but only post occassionally. I'm a Mod on the Brisbane Goth Forum...
Forum:
General
07-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Replies:
652
The "Finish a Sentance" game.
Views:
73,106
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
...bring peace to the world..
...bring peace to the world..
Forum:
Whining
07-12-2008, 06:40 PM
Replies:
177
My painfull nose piercing
Views:
14,365
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Sorry. It's an 'in' joke with a friend.
Sorry. It's an 'in' joke with a friend.
Forum:
Whining
07-12-2008, 05:19 PM
Replies:
177
My painfull nose piercing
Views:
14,365
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
There are a number of reasons that your piercing...
There are a number of reasons that your piercing could be bleeding...
Were you pierced with a needle or a gun? Piercings with a gun cause more trauma because they basically just force a blunt...
Forum:
General
07-12-2008, 03:51 PM
Replies:
122
Poll:
Petition to Ban Godslayer Jillian
Views:
16,474
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I would ignore her... but my 2008 New Year's...
I would ignore her... but my 2008 New Year's Resolution was to stop being mean to people whose IQ is less than a house plant.
After all, it isn't her fault that she is suffering hypoxic brain...
Forum:
Music
07-12-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies:
369
Who's the "un-gothiest" artist you listen to?
Views:
68,811
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'm so in love with you right now.
I'm so in love with you right now.
Forum:
Music
07-12-2008, 01:39 PM
Replies:
100
RIP marilyn manson
Views:
10,227
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I once had a live version of Robert Smith...
I once had a live version of Robert Smith covering Tainted Love... now that was a version of the song I could listen to for days on end.
Forum:
Music
07-12-2008, 07:59 AM
Replies:
15
Becoming a sucess.
Views:
1,833
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
By working hard, crossing the T's and dotting the...
By working hard, crossing the T's and dotting the I's.
And finding out where your spell-check function is.
Forum:
Music
07-12-2008, 07:56 AM
Replies:
369
Who's the "un-gothiest" artist you listen to?
Views:
68,811
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I am an extremely passionate fan of John Denver. ...
I am an extremely passionate fan of John Denver.
Stop laughing. Fuck you all. :|
Forum:
General
07-12-2008, 07:38 AM
Replies:
122
Poll:
Petition to Ban Godslayer Jillian
Views:
16,474
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It's slightly masturbatory, don't you think? ...
It's slightly masturbatory, don't you think?
I have a box full of them under my bed, it doesn't make me male. Although, I wasn't born with a box of them under my bed...
Forum:
Whining
07-12-2008, 07:35 AM
Replies:
48
You have got to read this.
Views:
4,997
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
But it's on the internet. It must be true.
But it's on the internet. It must be true.
Forum:
General
02-26-2008, 02:21 PM
Replies:
29
Poll:
Biting
Views:
2,955
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Yes, but not really in a good way. I get that...
Yes, but not really in a good way. I get that feeling when I'm pissed off and frustrated. I was a 'biter' as a child - it is meant to be a symptom of emotional stundedness and an inability to...
Forum:
General
02-25-2008, 04:30 PM
Replies:
29
Poll:
Biting
Views:
2,955
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
My ex once lost a piece of foreskin to a biting...
My ex once lost a piece of foreskin to a biting incident... well, it wasn't really biting so much as ripping.
Moral of the story - don't smack someone in the head with your penis in their mouth.
Forum:
Whining
02-24-2008, 02:20 PM
Replies:
89
Sex is getting boring, HELP!
Views:
5,662
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Love is a strange thing in that way.. I've been...
Love is a strange thing in that way.. I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years now, and I don't love her like I used to. I still love her, though... and our relationship is still going strong, it is...
Forum:
Whining
02-24-2008, 01:06 PM
Replies:
190
One of the most annoying forms of stupidity
Views:
17,535
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-Just sits back and applauds-
-Just sits back and applauds-
Forum:
Introductions
02-23-2008, 09:22 AM
Replies:
12
Introducing ones ... one's ... ones' ... myself.
Views:
1,991
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
They are the only good kind.
They are the only good kind.
Forum:
Introductions
02-23-2008, 09:11 AM
Replies:
12
Introducing ones ... one's ... ones' ... myself.
Views:
1,991
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-snickers-
-snickers-
Forum:
Whining
02-23-2008, 09:05 AM
Replies:
148
Just stop it!!!!!!!!!!
Views:
8,106
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Do they smell kind of like banana? Because I can...
Do they smell kind of like banana? Because I can smell banana at the moment and I can't work out where it is coming from...
Forum:
Introductions
02-23-2008, 08:54 AM
Replies:
12
Introducing ones ... one's ... ones' ... myself.
Views:
1,991
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'd rather get bored than be bored.
I'd rather get bored than be bored.
Forum:
Introductions
02-23-2008, 08:04 AM
Replies:
12
Introducing ones ... one's ... ones' ... myself.
Views:
1,991
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Can one make a pleural of the word 'one'? It is...
Can one make a pleural of the word 'one'? It is a gender neutral, third person singular pronoun. As well as a U2 song.
Forum:
Whining
02-23-2008, 07:43 AM
Replies:
89
Sex is getting boring, HELP!
Views:
5,662
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I have to agree with BadTeccy about the Church...
I have to agree with BadTeccy about the Church thing. I wouldn't ever have sex in a church or temple - even if I don't agree with that religion, I'm not going to disrespect people like that.
...
Forum:
General
02-23-2008, 07:18 AM
Replies:
133
So, I was reading the 'Jesus Saves' thread...
Views:
9,654
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Thank yee. So far I'm glad to be back.....
Thank yee. So far I'm glad to be back.. although, I've only been here for an hour so far. :P
Forum:
Introductions
02-23-2008, 06:47 AM
Replies:
58
*nosocksrape*
Views:
4,096
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
There is nowhere near enough angst and depression...
There is nowhere near enough angst and depression in this thread. It is making me nauseated with perkiness.
-coughcoughchokemutter- Marilyn Manson?! Get behind me, Satan!
Forum:
General
02-23-2008, 06:42 AM
Replies:
133
So, I was reading the 'Jesus Saves' thread...
Views:
9,654
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
NEEDS MORE LIONS!! But seriously.. I grew up...
NEEDS MORE LIONS!!
But seriously.. I grew up in a very non-spiritual household and then became a Christian as an early adult. I spent 10+ years as a very committed Christian to the extent that I...
Forum:
Whining
02-23-2008, 06:13 AM
Replies:
85
ignore this thread
Views:
4,939
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Other suggestions? Sure... how about stopping...
Other suggestions? Sure... how about stopping with the random use of fullstops in the middle of sentences?
As for why it isn't letting you post your introduction - it might be a site glitch. ...
Forum:
General
07-21-2007, 10:59 AM
Replies:
148
Average G.Net AGE??
Views:
10,657
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
My family has this strange thing where we don't...
My family has this strange thing where we don't go grey as we age.. we go blonde.
I would actually find turning grey much less embarrassing.
Forum:
Whining
07-17-2007, 04:27 PM
Replies:
86
Penis Size. Too Big?
Views:
18,938
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-sighs softly- Everyone says that, and yet...
-sighs softly-
Everyone says that, and yet noone is prepared to actually let me eat their spleen.
Sheesh.
Forum:
General
07-14-2007, 12:00 PM
Replies:
148
Average G.Net AGE??
Views:
10,657
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
The average GNet age? A LOT younger than it...
The average GNet age?
A LOT younger than it should be.
It is wrong that there are so many people on this site who were embryos in years that I can remember what music I was listening to. And...
Forum:
Whining
07-14-2007, 07:32 AM
Replies:
58
What Good Did you Do in the World Today?
Views:
5,998
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I helped one of my patients not die last night. ...
I helped one of my patients not die last night. And I'm about to help one of the TO die if he keeps annoying me.
Forum:
Whining
07-14-2007, 07:14 AM
Replies:
86
Penis Size. Too Big?
Views:
18,938
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I know.. I was teasing. Gee, you goths are so...
I know.. I was teasing. Gee, you goths are so sensitive. Are you sure thsi isn't an emo board?
Sorry, I forgot to explain that I'm Australian. That means that about 94.82% of everything I say...
Forum:
Whining
07-14-2007, 07:09 AM
Replies:
86
Penis Size. Too Big?
Views:
18,938
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
And actually, no. The only thing that will...
And actually, no. The only thing that will stretch a woman (aside from using OVERSIZED toys designed to stretch...I'm talking about things that are over 6 inches thick,) is multiple childbirths or...
Forum:
Whining
07-14-2007, 06:56 AM
Replies:
86
Penis Size. Too Big?
Views:
18,938
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Yes, I'm sure that every guy on the board has...
Yes, I'm sure that every guy on the board has suffered from your exact same problem blah blah blah... now, onto the real advice.
1. LOTS of preparation. I don't mean hours worth... I mean days. ...
Forum:
Music
07-11-2007, 12:20 PM
Replies:
69
Worst song to get stuck in your head
Views:
6,230
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You know, up until this moment I thought that...
You know, up until this moment I thought that song was saying "I have a sexy back!"
All I could think was "Who cares?"
I think that the most annoying song to have caught in your mind would have...
Forum:
Music
07-11-2007, 07:04 AM
Replies:
145
The most ungoth band you like?
Views:
16,859
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-dances around the thread all country-like, just...
-dances around the thread all country-like, just stopping short of yelling a "YEE-HAW!"-
Whipping and branding? Ok. Now you are just flirting. :|
Forum:
Music
07-11-2007, 06:32 AM
Replies:
145
The most ungoth band you like?
Views:
16,859
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
John Denver. Fuck off. All of you. :P
John Denver.
Fuck off. All of you. :P
Forum:
Fashion
07-07-2007, 09:08 AM
Replies:
5
Crinkle Style Skirt
Views:
2,408
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You're welcome.. and good luck with it. If...
You're welcome.. and good luck with it.
If it doesn't work you should take it back to the store and explained that you have washed it as the directions stated and it isn't working.
Forum:
Fashion
07-07-2007, 08:40 AM
Replies:
5
Crinkle Style Skirt
Views:
2,408
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
While it is wet you twist it as though you are...
While it is wet you twist it as though you are wringing the water out of it. Keep twisting it tightly until it loops back on itself and then tie it in a knot. You might want to use some clothes...
Forum:
Spooky News
07-07-2007, 08:36 AM
Replies:
35
Liking boys when you are a boy makes you gay.
Views:
3,576
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
But what if you are a girl who likes girls and...
But what if you are a girl who likes girls and who likes watching boys actively liking other boys? Hmm?
Forum:
General
07-04-2007, 11:41 AM
Replies:
48
...suɐı1ɐɹʇsnɐ
Views:
5,449
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Are they kept in a really big room, or do I just...
Are they kept in a really big room, or do I just have a picture of some 1970's apocalyptic computer war film in my head?
Forum:
Whining
07-04-2007, 09:59 AM
Replies:
33
Depersonalization =[
Views:
3,310
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Unplug your computer and go outside to interact...
Unplug your computer and go outside to interact with real life.
Go and talk to a doctor or therapist about it.
Don't get your psychiatrict advice or diagnoses from Wikipedia.
Forum:
Whining
07-04-2007, 09:56 AM
Replies:
68
Losing It
Views:
4,594
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Ooh. Is someone giving out hugs? I'll take two,...
Ooh. Is someone giving out hugs? I'll take two, please. I'm such a cuddle-whore.
Forum:
Whining
07-04-2007, 09:52 AM
Replies:
544
Fuck-offs
Views:
51,901
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I would probably have a long list of 'fuck-offs'...
I would probably have a long list of 'fuck-offs' to share here if I bothered even caring about them. The way that I see it is that you can waste emotional energy getting angry and frustrated with...
Forum:
Whining
07-03-2007, 06:05 PM
Replies:
10
A Dellusion of Singularity
Views:
1,805
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Thankyou HP. You summed up what I was saying...
Thankyou HP. You summed up what I was saying very eloquently.
Forum:
General
07-03-2007, 06:03 PM
Replies:
48
...suɐı1ɐɹʇsnɐ
Views:
5,449
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
And once again I am confounded by that thing that...
And once again I am confounded by that thing that you Americans call humor.
I think that there is more than just the 'u' missing.
Forum:
General
07-03-2007, 05:59 PM
Replies:
48
...suɐı1ɐɹʇsnɐ
Views:
5,449
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Wow, there are some grumps on this site. ...
Wow, there are some grumps on this site. Seriously, people... please realise that the internet is not going to run out of room any time soon so there is no reason to panic over the number of threads...
Forum:
Whining
07-03-2007, 09:45 AM
Replies:
10
A Dellusion of Singularity
Views:
1,805
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I disagree with you. Even though others may...
I disagree with you.
Even though others may have been through the same crisis situation that one finds oneself in, there is nobody else who comes to that situation via the same journey, with the...
Forum:
Whining
07-03-2007, 08:57 AM
Replies:
68
Losing It
Views:
4,594
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It isn't a poem because it doesn't hold a rhythm...
It isn't a poem because it doesn't hold a rhythm or meter to it. Then again, most of the 'poetry' I read online doesn't either.
It is descriptive prose, however.
Forum:
General
07-03-2007, 08:49 AM
Replies:
14
Premonitions
Views:
1,658
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I often know things. It has become quite a...
I often know things. It has become quite a running joke with my girlfriend and her family.
One of the more disturbing things that I sometimes know is that particular patients are going to die on...
Forum:
Whining
07-03-2007, 08:42 AM
Replies:
68
Losing It
Views:
4,594
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I actually quite like what was posted. It...
I actually quite like what was posted.
It causes me to chuckle when people complain about unnecessary thread making. I can't think of any threads here that are particularly necessary... then...
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 04:42 PM
Replies:
38
Emo's.
Views:
3,141
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Which is a little like saying that Goth died when...
Which is a little like saying that Goth died when Batcave closed it's doors.
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 04:18 PM
Replies:
1,047
Question and answer game!
Views:
77,681
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Because the early bird catches worms... and you...
Because the early bird catches worms... and you have had a strange rectal itch lately.
What can my country do for me? Oh, wait... that isn't it..
What can I do for my country??
Forum:
Fashion
07-01-2007, 03:25 PM
Replies:
31
Kids, do not do this at home...
Views:
3,579
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Does that make it six times? ...and you said...
Does that make it six times?
...and you said that keeping the pins off the floor was the hard part.
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 01:58 PM
Replies:
38
Emo's.
Views:
3,141
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
If we really really want to get technical we...
If we really really want to get technical we could point out that 'Boo-Yah' isn't in fact a word. Well, it isn't in English. I does sound like something Yiddish that my girlfriend would mutter.
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 01:55 PM
Replies:
22
I just came up with the nerd joke from hell.
Views:
2,477
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It seems not to be often used in modern...
It seems not to be often used in modern American-English as they tend to use indicitives in their place. We still use a lot of subjunctive mood in our speech in Australia.
I finally worked out...
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 01:31 PM
Replies:
38
Emo's.
Views:
3,141
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Hello Dan, and welcome to the site. As...
Hello Dan, and welcome to the site.
As others have pointed out... we don't mind the occassional emo/punk/'normal' etc here. What we do tend to mind are people who are rude, who use Text speak,...
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Replies:
22
I just came up with the nerd joke from hell.
Views:
2,477
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
LMFAO! Then it is truly the best joke in the...
LMFAO!
Then it is truly the best joke in the world. Humour for the masses... everyone from the bourgeoisie to the lumpenproletariat.
Marx would be so proud.
(NB: This post doesn't mean to...
Forum:
General
07-01-2007, 07:39 AM
Replies:
22
I just came up with the nerd joke from hell.
Views:
2,477
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
If the retort wasn't in the subjunctive it would...
If the retort wasn't in the subjunctive it would be agreeing with the point of the sentence, not contradicting it. You aren't devoid of humour... just of grammatical precision.
I got the joke,...
Forum:
General
06-18-2007, 10:15 PM
Replies:
74
Things you wish you had
Views:
6,317
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
NIPPLES! [Insert random message here to...
NIPPLES!
[Insert random message here to increase letter count to 10]
Forum:
Whining
06-18-2007, 07:47 PM
Replies:
185
sick of this forum
Views:
14,562
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-sighs contentedly- I just heart The Lady of...
-sighs contentedly-
I just heart The Lady of the Manners.
Forum:
Whining
06-18-2007, 07:01 PM
Replies:
185
sick of this forum
Views:
14,562
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It is manipulative to push people into a...
It is manipulative to push people into a situation where they feel compelled to act a particular way (or feel a particular emotion) because they have been given an ultimatum.
"Feel sorry for me or...
Forum:
General
06-18-2007, 06:11 PM
Replies:
74
Things you wish you had
Views:
6,317
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
~My Daddy (no, not my father. Totally different...
~My Daddy (no, not my father. Totally different thing, if you don't understand then you won't like the explaination.)
~A baby, and the legal right to have that baby with my girlfriend and I named...
Forum:
Whining
06-18-2007, 06:07 PM
Replies:
185
sick of this forum
Views:
14,562
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Oooh.. so there is meant to be weeping, ashcloth...
Oooh.. so there is meant to be weeping, ashcloth and the gnashing of teeth?
Sorry. I left my teeth in my other pants.
Forum:
General
06-18-2007, 06:04 PM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Actually, if you look back at the thread you will...
Actually, if you look back at the thread you will see that you were the first one to pull spelling into the arguement as an issue.
Secondly, I did none of the things that you mention above. So,...
Forum:
Whining
06-18-2007, 05:56 PM
Replies:
185
sick of this forum
Views:
14,562
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I don't understand it when people post to tell...
I don't understand it when people post to tell others that they are leaving. I mean, I understand if it is a case of 'I will really miss you all, but certain things are going to keep me away and I...
Forum:
Whining
06-16-2007, 07:02 PM
Replies:
28
Bug Bites
Views:
3,445
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You can buy a gadget that plugs into your wall...
You can buy a gadget that plugs into your wall socket and emits a high pitched sound that repels insects and spiders. They really work, only you can't use them if you have certain pets like ferrets,...
Forum:
General
06-16-2007, 05:37 PM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
For the record, I don't mind that Mindless...
For the record, I don't mind that Mindless corrected my spelling error.
I do mind, however, that I gave some serious advice stemming from my experience as a nurse AND my experience with mental...
Forum:
Fashion
06-16-2007, 05:24 PM
Replies:
18
Lip or Eyebrow?
Views:
2,533
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
If you know that self piercings are trouble are...
If you know that self piercings are trouble are you really such a fashion slave that you are still going to pierce yourself?
If you are then you are an idiot. And anyone who encourages this...
Forum:
Politics
06-16-2007, 02:40 PM
Replies:
52
Petition To Ban Goths
Views:
10,310
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I suppose that depends on what else you were...
I suppose that depends on what else you were doing as you read it...
And apparently some people were doing that as they read it....
Forum:
Politics
06-16-2007, 09:41 AM
Replies:
52
Petition To Ban Goths
Views:
10,310
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
OK, now I'm pissed. I just spent 2 minutes...
OK, now I'm pissed.
I just spent 2 minutes reading that page. I want a refund.
How do I get my 2 minutes back?!
Forum:
Whining
06-14-2007, 06:26 PM
Replies:
13
Your Past, Relived
Views:
2,463
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Excuse my ignorance... for there is much of it,...
Excuse my ignorance... for there is much of it, but what is an U.C. patient?
Forum:
General
06-14-2007, 03:41 PM
Replies:
38
My mommy is a ______?
Views:
3,563
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It is a wonderful job and I absolutely love it,...
It is a wonderful job and I absolutely love it, even of the days where I hate going into work once I get there I really enjoy myself. I constantly laugh, joke and occassionally cry with my patients...
Forum:
Music
06-14-2007, 03:31 PM
Replies:
92
The Dresden Dolls
Views:
7,643
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I have had their Paradise DVD since Valentine's...
I have had their Paradise DVD since Valentine's Day this year... my girlfriend bought it for me. I will never get bored of it and have watched it every day except for the last 6 days because I have...
Forum:
Spooky News
06-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Replies:
16
Jack Kevorkian
Views:
2,050
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
As someone who actually works in palliative care...
As someone who actually works in palliative care I would like to point out that you are both over-simplifying the situation a LOT. There are so many more scenarios and factors that you haven't taken...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 06:37 PM
Replies:
38
My mommy is a ______?
Views:
3,563
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Oh, and as for me... I'm a palliative care nurse....
Oh, and as for me... I'm a palliative care nurse. That means that I work with people who a terminally ill and in the acute process of dying. I meet most of my patients when they have a couple of...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 06:33 PM
Replies:
38
My mommy is a ______?
Views:
3,563
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
My Daddy is a Policeman. He used to work arson...
My Daddy is a Policeman. He used to work arson and then spent a while working fraud before being transferred back to uniform and working in an area of Sydney (Australia) called Kings Cross. It's a...
Forum:
Introductions
06-13-2007, 12:10 PM
Replies:
14
I am me
Views:
2,330
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
That would make an interesting funeral. "OK, and...
That would make an interesting funeral. "OK, and now a moment of silence as we fling the decaying corpse into the hole in the ground."
Interesting. I'm a straight man trapped in a lesbian's...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 12:04 PM
Replies:
20
Um, welll, a little life update I suppose
Views:
2,991
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Was that snarky comment really needed? If you...
Was that snarky comment really needed? If you don't like the pictures, don't look at them and don't comment on them. Arsehat.
New Shoes! How exciting. I gasp in envy of you.
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Well, I think that all there is left for me to...
Well, I think that all there is left for me to say is... "daft twat."
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 11:55 AM
Replies:
21
He Can Sink No Further!
Views:
2,092
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I got that. I was just making a small joke. A...
I got that. I was just making a small joke. A very small joke.
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Mea culpa.
Mea culpa.
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 10:45 AM
Replies:
21
He Can Sink No Further!
Views:
2,092
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
"Shat" : past tense of the verb 'to...
"Shat" : past tense of the verb 'to shit'?
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 10:41 AM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Point out the spelling error. And even if he...
Point out the spelling error.
And even if he is a fat bald guy with no idea, he still knows more about psychiatry than most people on this board. If you don't like him, change shrinks... but...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 09:57 AM
Replies:
21
He Can Sink No Further!
Views:
2,092
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Yes, it is really William Shatner. And he...
Yes, it is really William Shatner. And he probably IS chubbier from when you saw him as a kid.
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 09:54 AM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
And no, you should not go elsewhere and POST...
And no, you should not go elsewhere and POST this. Seeing as you are asking advice on whether you should be prescribed a certain medication you should SPEAK with someone who is TRAINED and who knows...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 09:52 AM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Perhaps one would like to re-read what I actually...
Perhaps one would like to re-read what I actually posted instead of ranting about something that I didn't say at all?
Just a suggestion.
You know.. before I call you a daft twat.
Forum:
Music
06-13-2007, 09:48 AM
Replies:
92
The Dresden Dolls
Views:
7,643
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I believe that they don't call themselves 'Punk',...
I believe that they don't call themselves 'Punk', but refer to themselves as 'Punk Caberet'. It seems a slight distinction to make, however in the same way that 'Goth' music would differ from 'Goth...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies:
154
advice
Views:
11,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
If you have been diagnosed with a mental illness...
If you have been diagnosed with a mental illness you should be under the care of a psychiatrist.
This is a discussion that you should be having with that psychiatrist.
Not with a bunch of...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 09:39 AM
Replies:
21
He Can Sink No Further!
Views:
2,092
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Aww. Now I feel bad. His name is actually...
Aww. Now I feel bad.
His name is actually William Shatner. He used to be Captain James Tiberius Kirk from the original series of Star Trek, and has been in a LOT of movies and films, as well as...
Forum:
Whining
06-13-2007, 09:35 AM
Replies:
35
For all you students out there...
Views:
3,712
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'm looking to do two 3 hours exams filled with...
I'm looking to do two 3 hours exams filled with essays at the end of the month for my first semester in my Bachelor Of Nursing... while one of my friends in the USA just sat for her Masters Of...
Forum:
General
06-13-2007, 09:30 AM
Replies:
21
He Can Sink No Further!
Views:
2,092
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Denny. Denny Crane.
Denny. Denny Crane.
Forum:
Whining
06-03-2007, 07:16 AM
Replies:
176
I hate every one on this web site
Views:
14,798
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother...
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Oh, the drama of being hated by a random person I will never know. How shall I ever cope?
...
Forum:
Music
06-02-2007, 12:12 PM
Replies:
20,761
The "What Are You Currently Listening To?" thread
Views:
3,515,220
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode.
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode.
Forum:
General
06-02-2007, 10:31 AM
Replies:
7
Male Advice Needed Please
Views:
1,943
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
coughcoughEmoMuch?coughmumblemutter Look at...
coughcoughEmoMuch?coughmumblemutter
Look at me. (http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/Kitten_Interrupted/forum%20comments/lookatme.gif)
Forum:
Music
06-02-2007, 09:31 AM
Replies:
19
Poll:
G0ys mansen rulez nd if u dun lyke it DI3
Views:
2,065
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Awww... isn't that cute. Someone answered the...
Awww... isn't that cute. Someone answered the question.
Forum:
Introductions
06-02-2007, 08:29 AM
Replies:
12
Re-Introduction
Views:
2,336
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Is this Bleeding Heart the same Bleeding Heart...
Is this Bleeding Heart the same Bleeding Heart that made 3 or 4 profiles within the first day of signing up as Bleeding Heart? Because I thought that Bleeding Heart was a female Bleeding Heart and...
Forum:
Music
06-02-2007, 08:20 AM
Replies:
19
Poll:
G0ys mansen rulez nd if u dun lyke it DI3
Views:
2,065
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Yes MollyMac, because the 'net is running low on...
Yes MollyMac, because the 'net is running low on space... -blinkblinks-
Vyvian, when I first ran my mouse over your thread and the little preview window popped up I was horrified to see the first...
Forum:
General
06-02-2007, 08:06 AM
Replies:
23
42
Views:
2,463
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You need to read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
You need to read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy books by Douglas Adams. The reference to 42 is from these books. I could explain it in detail, but then you would miss the pleasure of Adams...
Forum:
Whining
05-27-2007, 07:32 PM
Replies:
18
Oh shit, I suppose I'm the bad guy for now...
Views:
2,098
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
As someone who is a survivor of the 'R' word, I...
As someone who is a survivor of the 'R' word, I would be greatly doubtful of the truth in her claims. People who have been through that feel too powerless to throw it at someone as a weapon to hurt...
Forum:
Spooky News
05-25-2007, 02:40 PM
Replies:
40
Man found dead in apartment after 7 years
Views:
4,650
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
No, no.. I'm not sweet and noble. I'm mean and...
No, no.. I'm not sweet and noble. I'm mean and nasty and just a little bit crazy.
Grrrrrr.
See?
(Actually, thankyou for all of your kind words... but I was only doing what I think should be...
Forum:
Whining
05-25-2007, 08:41 AM
Replies:
27
Do anyone believe in reincarnation?
Views:
2,817
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
About 400 million Buddhists do.
About 400 million Buddhists do.
Forum:
Whining
05-24-2007, 09:02 PM
Replies:
17
Worst Day of Your Life
Views:
2,889
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
About 7 years ago I was physically and sexually...
About 7 years ago I was physically and sexually assaulted on the way home from work. Funnily enough, this wasn't the worst day of my life.
The worst day was about two weeks later when I told my...
Forum:
Spooky News
05-24-2007, 08:17 PM
Replies:
40
Man found dead in apartment after 7 years
Views:
4,650
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
There was a series of deaths like this in...
There was a series of deaths like this in Australia that were discovered about a year ago. They were all older people who lived in government assisted housing, and the rent checks were paid straight...
Forum:
Spooky News
05-23-2007, 02:42 PM
Replies:
11
Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion
Views:
2,361
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
The articles didn't tip you off?
The articles didn't tip you off?
Forum:
Fashion
05-20-2007, 06:04 PM
Replies:
13
Stinky piercings
Views:
7,103
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Your breath smells when you don't brush, your...
Your breath smells when you don't brush, your pits smell when you don't shower, your clothes smell when you don't wash them... seeing the point here?
Just turning them and washing with soap and...
Forum:
General
05-17-2007, 04:40 PM
Replies:
19
Coffins get em while they're clean!
Views:
2,156
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-whiney voice- Awww, but Daaaaaaaaad. I don'...
-whiney voice-
Awww, but Daaaaaaaaad. I don' waaannaaaaa.
Forum:
TV, Movies, & Games
05-15-2007, 06:06 PM
Replies:
17
Someone help me understand why this exists.
Views:
2,200
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It's fanmade, not a real movie trailer. There...
It's fanmade, not a real movie trailer. There are also shots from Spiderman in there as well as Matrix and X-Men. The real tip-off however, would have to be the mistake in their spelling of...
Forum:
General
05-15-2007, 04:48 AM
Replies:
19
Coffins get em while they're clean!
Views:
2,156
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It is nice to see you back on the boards, HP. I...
It is nice to see you back on the boards, HP. I hope that new grandchild is well?
Forum:
Introductions
05-15-2007, 01:47 AM
Replies:
16
The biography of an insane white woman
Views:
1,631
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
In exchange for, or on behalf of?
In exchange for, or on behalf of?
Forum:
General
05-15-2007, 01:41 AM
Replies:
19
Coffins get em while they're clean!
Views:
2,156
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
They can cost thousands of dollars, and if you...
They can cost thousands of dollars, and if you are serious about getting one you would be better off with either making it yourself or hiring a carpenter to make one for you. You can't really buy...
Forum:
General
05-13-2007, 07:09 AM
Replies:
10
Rainbow Warrior?
Views:
2,145
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
ROFLMFAO Brilliant.
ROFLMFAO
Brilliant.
Forum:
Whining
05-12-2007, 05:24 PM
Replies:
76
Sigh. my friends.
Views:
6,948
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Actually, I will reply to your thread. I'll...
Actually, I will reply to your thread. I'll quote Lou Read.
"You're going to reap just what you sew."
Now you can fuck off.
Forum:
Whining
05-12-2007, 05:21 PM
Replies:
76
Sigh. my friends.
Views:
6,948
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I was going to reply to this thread, but you are...
I was going to reply to this thread, but you are such an absolute tosser that I can't be bothered.
Fuck off.
Forum:
General
05-12-2007, 05:13 PM
Replies:
14
Kids
Views:
2,219
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Children? ~No, but hopefully soon. Spawn? ...
Children? ~No, but hopefully soon.
Spawn? ~No, and I hope that my children don't grown into the idea of being 'spawn'.
Demons? ~Yes. They have taken the form of three cats ('Nessa, Asher and...
Forum:
General
05-12-2007, 05:07 PM
Replies:
10
Rainbow Warrior?
Views:
2,145
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It is so tragic that you sit at your computer,...
It is so tragic that you sit at your computer, literally with the entire world wide web at your fingertips and yet you are too lazy.. (or is it that you truly don't know how?) to research something...
Forum:
Fashion
04-30-2007, 09:55 PM
Replies:
15
How Do You Keep Your Blacks Looking Their Blackest?
Views:
3,679
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Wash them in the blood of virgins. Failing...
Wash them in the blood of virgins.
Failing that, washing and drying them turned inside out will help, as will hanging them in the shade. There are a few 'for black clothes' detergents available...
Forum:
Whining
04-30-2007, 09:50 PM
Replies:
14
I need advice
Views:
2,004
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Taken from an earlier thread that asked almost...
Taken from an earlier thread that asked almost the same questions...
"First of all.. I am a lesbian.
If you are friends with her and feel that you can trust her, then I would ask her if the two...
Forum:
Whining
04-30-2007, 09:37 PM
Replies:
39
Hey Is This Board For...
Views:
4,554
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
And to think I stopped posting here for a while...
And to think I stopped posting here for a while because the trolls were starting to annoy me...
How silly.
Forum:
Introductions
04-06-2007, 02:39 PM
Replies:
107
The Gothic Pride is Here
Views:
11,573
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for...
Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for Your blessings![/QUOTE]
hahahahaaaa .....
r u kidd'n ....[/QUOTE]
No. I'm really am thankful to whatever Divine Force has affected your life...
Forum:
Shill
04-06-2007, 12:31 PM
Replies:
6
Short films by mui
Views:
1,888
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Mui - "MUI is an object oriented system to create...
Mui - "MUI is an object oriented system to create and maintain graphical user interfaces. Programmers save a great amount of work and benefit from MUI's powerful object collection, users get the...
Forum:
Introductions
04-06-2007, 12:22 PM
Replies:
107
The Gothic Pride is Here
Views:
11,573
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for...
Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for Your blessings!
Forum:
Whining
04-06-2007, 12:02 PM
Replies:
11
grrr.
Views:
1,687
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Although you really should ask yourself... do you...
Although you really should ask yourself... do you actually want to know the answer to this question?
Forum:
Spooky News
04-04-2007, 06:54 PM
Replies:
5
Parasite Induces Mice to Suicide
Views:
1,784
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
There is actually a health issue for humans...
There is actually a health issue for humans associated with it... pregnant woman shouldn't clean cat litter trays because they can inhale the parasite and it ends up transferring to the fetus and can...
Forum:
Spooky News
04-03-2007, 07:57 PM
Replies:
45
First Grandfather on Gnet?
Views:
6,198
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Congratulations to you and your family, Humane. ...
Congratulations to you and your family, Humane. I have a candle lit and dedicated to the Warrior facet of the Goddess for your daughter's strength and the safe delivery of your grandson-I hope that...
Forum:
General
03-31-2007, 04:05 PM
Replies:
147
How do YOU deal with assholes?
Views:
12,572
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Personally, I love the idiots who yell something...
Personally, I love the idiots who yell something like "LOOK AT THE FAT GOTH DYKE!!" as I'm walking past them on the street. I usually stop and politely ask them...
"I'm curious as to what tipped...
Forum:
Whining
03-30-2007, 12:53 AM
Replies:
43
My Mom Took Away my dark makeup
Views:
4,468
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
LMFAO! You are a legend, Lucretia!
LMFAO!
You are a legend, Lucretia!
Forum:
Whining
03-30-2007, 12:51 AM
Replies:
127
your worst dating experiences
Views:
14,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Come to Sydney.. my girlfriend and I will set you...
Come to Sydney.. my girlfriend and I will set you up with some of our lovely dyke friends!
Forum:
Music
03-29-2007, 09:35 PM
Replies:
17
Apoptygma Berzerk
Views:
2,678
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I saw them in Sydney about a month ago and it was...
I saw them in Sydney about a month ago and it was a fabulous show.
Well worth investing in their music.
Forum:
Whining
03-29-2007, 09:32 PM
Replies:
43
My Mom Took Away my dark makeup
Views:
4,468
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Give me a fucking break. You say that you're...
Give me a fucking break.
You say that you're known for your darkness? Does that darkness include getting online to bitch and complain everytime something doesn't go right for you? You aren't...
Forum:
Fashion
03-28-2007, 04:17 PM
Replies:
44
Eyebrows
Views:
7,866
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
My girlfriend's sisters live in Phily.. so...
My girlfriend's sisters live in Phily.. so whenever we go to the US we end up spending a little time there. Next time we go I'll buy you a juice... although, you might be over-age by the time we...
Forum:
General
03-28-2007, 04:14 PM
Replies:
147
How do YOU deal with assholes?
Views:
12,572
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I come across a LOT of arseholes at work. You...
I come across a LOT of arseholes at work. You would be shocked at how many people are really nasty and rude to their nurses. I usually deal with them by being ultra polite, but there are times when...
Forum:
General
03-28-2007, 04:06 PM
Replies:
57
Furry, another subculture....
Views:
5,484
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
One of mine takes the form of an animal (a...
One of mine takes the form of an animal (a ferret, who used to appear as a panther, but things have changed a lot over the last few years for me) and the other a mythical creature (a dragon...oh how...
Forum:
Fashion
03-28-2007, 04:01 PM
Replies:
44
Eyebrows
Views:
7,866
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-bes loved- Where do you live, Ophelia? Me...
-bes loved-
Where do you live, Ophelia? Me thinks that one day I am going to have to take you out for a drink.
Forum:
Fashion
03-28-2007, 08:58 AM
Replies:
44
Eyebrows
Views:
7,866
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'm a total Dresden Dolls whore and am constantly...
I'm a total Dresden Dolls whore and am constantly tempted to have my brows totally waxed off so that I can paint them in like Amanda does, they look so pretty... and then I remember that I can't use...
Forum:
Whining
03-28-2007, 08:51 AM
Replies:
127
your worst dating experiences
Views:
14,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Nuns are allowed to masturbate but not listen to...
Nuns are allowed to masturbate but not listen to pop music? What strange nuns do you have where you live?
My worst date would have to be the one that finished with me not being able to sit...
Forum:
Whining
03-28-2007, 08:42 AM
Replies:
127
your worst dating experiences
Views:
14,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Hang on.. your step-dad walked in on you while...
Hang on.. your step-dad walked in on you while you were having sex, or your step-dad walked in while he was having sex?
Because I know which one I would find more embarrassing...
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General
03-28-2007, 08:38 AM
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64
farewell
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7,960
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
How very uninsightful of me. This is a goth...
How very uninsightful of me.
This is a goth forum.
Of course there is drama.
Please excuse my previous post. The only excuse I have for my lack of forethought is that it is 1.30am here.
Forum:
General
03-28-2007, 08:36 AM
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64
farewell
Views:
7,960
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'll never understand why people make threads to...
I'll never understand why people make threads to say 'fuck you all, bye.'
I can understand if someone is leaving a forum that they enjoyed and had friends within, that they may take time to create...
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General
03-28-2007, 08:30 AM
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57
Furry, another subculture....
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5,484
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
A spirit guide is something very seperate to the...
A spirit guide is something very seperate to the world of furries, it is like asking a goth how to cast a spell... chances are the goth you are speaking to might be a wiccan/druid/magician etc, but...
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Whining
03-24-2007, 06:24 PM
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28
seven things I despise about the "gay world"
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3,529
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'm curious as to whether you are gay or not,...
I'm curious as to whether you are gay or not, Vako? As well as how old you are and if you are gay, when it was that you discovered that? I hope that you don't mind sharing?
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Whining
03-23-2007, 05:05 PM
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6
Sorry.
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1,431
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
...and not in the good way.
...and not in the good way.
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Whining
03-23-2007, 03:11 PM
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6
Need to let it out
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1,179
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Have you tried turning off your computer and...
Have you tried turning off your computer and going to talk to people?
Your grammar isn't that bad, I am confused how it is that you spelled 'interests' correctly, and yet spelled 'with' wrong on...
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Whining
03-23-2007, 03:05 PM
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6
Sorry.
Views:
1,431
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
DHD, I hope that things work out for you. I know...
DHD, I hope that things work out for you. I know how it can be with mental health issues... I was diagnosed with an illness in my early 20's and have been coping with it for about 10 years now, with...
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Whining
03-23-2007, 11:32 AM
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127
your worst dating experiences
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14,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Fuck you, Chimerical. You spoilt the rhythm of...
Fuck you, Chimerical. You spoilt the rhythm of my joke.
Useless twat.
Forum:
Whining
03-23-2007, 09:01 AM
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127
your worst dating experiences
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14,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Hang on. That wasn't me. That was Grey's...
Hang on. That wasn't me. That was Grey's Anatomy. I always get those two mixed up.
Forum:
Whining
03-23-2007, 09:00 AM
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127
your worst dating experiences
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14,206
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I picked up a guy in a bar once, and took him...
I picked up a guy in a bar once, and took him home. We slept together, and then the next morning said our goodbyes. However, when I turned up at my new job that day I discovered that he was one of...
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Fashion
03-23-2007, 02:23 AM
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15
Girls & shaved heads
Views:
3,351
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Yes, it is. And thank you very much.
Yes, it is. And thank you very much.
Forum:
General
03-23-2007, 02:20 AM
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26
Winnie-the-Pooh
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5,293
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Cartoon Shmartoon. The Disney version of WTP is...
Cartoon Shmartoon. The Disney version of WTP is like listening to Britney Spears sing NIN. To really appreciate the stories you have to read them, or better yet have someone read them to you. ...
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Fashion
03-22-2007, 11:43 PM
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15
Girls & shaved heads
Views:
3,351
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Always listen to the wisdom of ferrets.
Always listen to the wisdom of ferrets.
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 09:17 PM
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258
Lonely...
Views:
23,647
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I lamented at highschool, many many years ago,...
I lamented at highschool, many many years ago, about my lack of friends. I knew that people thought that I was strange, viewed me with antipathy and that nobody wanted to speak with me.
Until I...
Forum:
General
03-21-2007, 07:13 PM
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22
gothic subculture anagram
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4,666
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Delicate Torture gave me 'Delicate Torture' ...
Delicate Torture gave me 'Delicate Torture'
Now, that is just wrong.
Forum:
General
03-21-2007, 06:23 PM
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22
gothic subculture anagram
Views:
4,666
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Why so angry? Possibly hormones, more likely a...
Why so angry? Possibly hormones, more likely a lack of caffeine mixed with a new kitten that won't stop peeing on my bed.
Why the previous smart arse answer? I enjoy a little bit of literacy...
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General
03-21-2007, 06:07 PM
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22
gothic subculture anagram
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4,666
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
And if we don't like the post we just go back to...
And if we don't like the post we just go back to thinking that you're a twat?
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 05:29 PM
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8
Life sucks (not in an angsty way)
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1,160
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You like that life sucks?
You like that life sucks?
Forum:
General
03-21-2007, 05:27 PM
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184
Something You Do or Have Done that Folks Tell You isn't Normal
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19,146
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I have a box of sharp things. I collect my scabs...
I have a box of sharp things. I collect my scabs in a jar and am up to my second jar now. Peas are not allowed to touch anything else. I am scared of cutlery that has black plastic handles. I...
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Replies:
8
Life sucks (not in an angsty way)
Views:
1,160
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Life is always going to suck. It is the Anima of...
Life is always going to suck. It is the Anima of the Black Jellybean.
Forum:
Fashion
03-21-2007, 05:09 PM
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15
Girls & shaved heads
Views:
3,351
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I used to shave my head. I had hair down past my...
I used to shave my head. I had hair down past my waist and one unbelieveably hot and humid day here I just tied it in a ponytail, cut it off, hacked at the rest of it with scissors and then shaved...
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 04:59 PM
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18
My Sister.
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2,184
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
My sister was a junkie, but she finally cleaned...
My sister was a junkie, but she finally cleaned up after falling in love with someone who is zero tolerance on any sort of drug use. I sincerely hope that your sister finds what she needs to get her...
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 04:53 PM
Replies:
8
Life sucks (not in an angsty way)
Views:
1,160
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
-coughcoughahem- So.. I'm waiting for...
-coughcoughahem-
So.. I'm waiting for the 'not in an angsty way' part of your thread?
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 11:20 AM
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23
Smell of urine.
Views:
2,254
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Women have a relatively short urethra (the tube...
Women have a relatively short urethra (the tube that carries urine from the bladder to the outside of the body) compared to men and therefore often get urinary tract infections easier and more often....
Forum:
Fashion
03-21-2007, 06:39 AM
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2,745
So what are you currently wearing?
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488,816
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
As I stated before, whenever this thread pops up...
As I stated before, whenever this thread pops up in the New Threads section of the board I happen to be naked. However, about 20 minutes ago I was wearing an ankle length black skirt made of crushed...
Forum:
Whining
03-21-2007, 04:16 AM
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51
some people are just ass's.....
Views:
4,565
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I'm more interested in why your response to being...
I'm more interested in why your response to being picked on by a different forum was to come here and annoy us with it?
Actually, no. I'm really not that interested after all.
Please go away...
Forum:
Whining
03-20-2007, 12:53 AM
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44
Sigh
Views:
4,048
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It's cheating if the person is having a...
It's cheating if the person is having a relationship with anyone else at all that is taking priority over your relationship. Whether it is a male or female, whether there is sex or just talking.
...
Forum:
Whining
03-20-2007, 12:50 AM
Replies:
44
Sigh
Views:
4,048
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Actually, Tracey (my girlfriend) and I have a...
Actually, Tracey (my girlfriend) and I have a friend who we would both gladly invite into our relationship as a third. He is a wonderful, gentle and thoughtful person who we both love dearly. The...
Forum:
Spooky News
03-19-2007, 07:16 PM
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11
Dead passenger upgraded from coach to first class!
Views:
1,956
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
We have a nurse where I work who also does some...
We have a nurse where I work who also does some short haul flights as an attendant. Apparently people die on planes relatively often (she says about 1 a year on the airline she works for...) and they...
Forum:
Whining
03-18-2007, 10:51 PM
Replies:
23
Smell of urine.
Views:
2,254
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
This is true.. but seeing as these people were in...
This is true.. but seeing as these people were in the shower one would hope that there was soap being applied to genitals and that they were at least clean.
Ophelia, you are a very intelligent and...
Forum:
Fashion
03-18-2007, 10:35 PM
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31
7 inch ballet flats
Views:
5,319
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
No. She isn't into the more hardcore types of...
No. She isn't into the more hardcore types of bondage. We do some simple shibari rope work, though. I did some Dominatrix work while I was at University and I had a client who was very into...
Forum:
Fashion
03-18-2007, 04:27 PM
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31
7 inch ballet flats
Views:
5,319
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
The idea of the ballet boots and ballet heels is...
The idea of the ballet boots and ballet heels is based on what is called pridicament bondage. You are meant to bind someone with their hands above their head and a spreader bar between their ankles...
Forum:
Fashion
03-17-2007, 11:07 PM
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14
Cleaning Piercings.
Views:
1,915
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
And you might notice that we gave the same advice...
And you might notice that we gave the same advice in the end.
Forum:
Fashion
03-17-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies:
14
Cleaning Piercings.
Views:
1,915
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
If you are ever worried about a piercing that you...
If you are ever worried about a piercing that you have had done, you should go and see your piercer. Look at the variations in advice you have just gotten from people online - people who can not see...
Forum:
Whining
03-17-2007, 01:54 PM
Replies:
44
Sigh
Views:
4,048
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Maggot, I think it is great that you are working...
Maggot, I think it is great that you are working through what happened with your girlfriend. It shows a real maturity and dedication to your relationship on your part. People make mistakes...
Forum:
Whining
03-16-2007, 03:14 PM
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23
Smell of urine.
Views:
2,254
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Unless you have a urinary tract infection, urine...
Unless you have a urinary tract infection, urine is sterile. This means that standing in someone else's urine isn't going to be a bad thing. It is actually a good idea when you are using a communal...
Forum:
Whining
03-16-2007, 03:10 PM
Replies:
44
Sigh
Views:
4,048
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Well, well. Isn't karma a wonderous thing. ...
Well, well. Isn't karma a wonderous thing.
Twat.
Forum:
Whining
03-14-2007, 06:36 PM
Replies:
10
I need a new head.
Views:
1,822
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I missed the 'a new' part of the thread title. I...
I missed the 'a new' part of the thread title. I must say that this was not what I was expecting...
Forum:
Fashion
03-14-2007, 04:10 PM
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10
how to apply blush?
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2,296
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
...and the problem is...?
...and the problem is...?
Forum:
Shill
03-14-2007, 03:22 PM
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8
New Goth Doll Website
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2,490
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Meh. They just look like Bratz Dolls with a...
Meh.
They just look like Bratz Dolls with a make over.
Forum:
General
03-14-2007, 12:19 PM
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43
Something I Know About You
Views:
4,254
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You often have a new tilt on the way that you...
You often have a new tilt on the way that you view a topic that really gets me thinking.
Oh... and you are a legend because you have a DDolls quote as your signature.
Forum:
General
03-14-2007, 07:44 AM
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43
Something I Know About You
Views:
4,254
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Christmas Day, 1986 in fact. You worry...
Christmas Day, 1986 in fact.
You worry about what people think of you a lot more than you should.
Forum:
General
03-13-2007, 10:49 PM
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43
Something I Know About You
Views:
4,254
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
You were born the same day that I got my first...
You were born the same day that I got my first Depeche Mode album!
Forum:
Fashion
03-08-2007, 03:02 PM
Replies:
73
Boots and pants
Views:
9,335
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I wear boots almost all of the time, often with...
I wear boots almost all of the time, often with skirts but usually with pants... and I hope and pray that the day someone sees me with my pants tucked into my boots they push me into moving traffic....
Forum:
General
03-08-2007, 09:39 AM
Replies:
52
The Most Morbid Thing You Own Thread
Views:
7,102
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
From the wonder that is eBay. I'm at work at the...
From the wonder that is eBay. I'm at work at the moment so I can't pull up the eBay site, but when I get home I'll look and tell you what the seller's name was. They are an auction house and have...
Forum:
General
03-08-2007, 09:36 AM
Replies:
52
The Most Morbid Thing You Own Thread
Views:
7,102
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
It started out because the first person I nursed...
It started out because the first person I nursed who died (I work in palliative care, which means that all of my patients are in the process of dying...) didn't have any family or anyone with her. I...
Forum:
Whining
03-07-2007, 05:58 PM
Replies:
142
On being MALE and the male form
Views:
13,424
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
First for a disclaimer... I'm a lesbian, and when...
First for a disclaimer... I'm a lesbian, and when I'm not 'functionally lesbionic' as a friend once put it, it is for very specific Dominance/submission play which implies a certain type of male,...
Forum:
General
03-07-2007, 03:28 AM
Replies:
52
The Most Morbid Thing You Own Thread
Views:
7,102
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I have a collection of dead people's hair. It...
I have a collection of dead people's hair. It started with the first person I nursed when they died... I just got this feeling that there should be a physical reminder with me about how I touched...
Forum:
Introductions
03-06-2007, 07:34 PM
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4
not taking a chance
Views:
1,096
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
I think I'd forgive the lack of capitalisation on...
I think I'd forgive the lack of capitalisation on account of the Ray Bradbury mention. Nice choice.
Forum:
Whining
03-06-2007, 05:43 PM
Replies:
14
I'm scared...
Views:
2,182
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Hmm. So you are complaining that an elderly...
Hmm. So you are complaining that an elderly couple that you don't know doing something that would bring themselves a few laughs is detrimental to society with one breath and yet you admit that you...
Forum:
Introductions
03-06-2007, 05:35 PM
Replies:
7
Hi
Views:
1,482
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Hi there. I'm curious as to why the choice of a...
Hi there. I'm curious as to why the choice of a minor in Anatomy?
Forum:
Introductions
03-06-2007, 05:32 PM
Replies:
10
The big hello
Views:
1,534
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Hi there, and welcome to the Boards. A...
Hi there, and welcome to the Boards.
A caretaker for your parents? That must be exhausting at times. Do you have a support network? What other things do you like to do with your time? Or is...
Forum:
Whining
03-05-2007, 07:17 PM
Replies:
55
People Are Stupid.
Views:
5,902
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Ha. I found it more disturbing that she's a...
Ha. I found it more disturbing that she's a woman. Someone give her a hysterectomy, she doesn't deserve a uterus! And for gods sake, do it before she breeds.
Nope. I live in Sydney. I...
Forum:
Whining
03-05-2007, 07:04 PM
Replies:
55
People Are Stupid.
Views:
5,902
Posted By
Delicate_Torture
Yes, the whole line is... "Oh! Was I speaking...
Yes, the whole line is... "Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out. In a previous life I was a Roman Emperor."
I'd like to blame my Australian sense of...
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